My 21st birthday is approaching soon and I have yet to lose my

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>>40790794
Self-bump

>>40790794
Hiring a hooker is even more pathetic. I reccomdend lowering your standards. Coupled with self improvement (dress well, get fit and lean - I'd advise steroids because you sound low test, get a good haircut. Maintain good hygiene)

>>40790794
No. Just go and have a good workout and jerk off to some good T H I C C milf porn

No, just wait, it'll happen one day, and it's better to wait than to lose it to some whore

the truly ascended dont waste time fucking gains goblins.

>>40790794
no, wait, i'm almost 23 now, if it doesn't happen by 28 i will just become a great sage

>>40790794
ill be 22 in a week, been telling myself that if i stay a virgin then i'll get a hooker before i reach 30 though ive been thinking of getting one before that perhaps

either way i think my social skills are improving so i might actually trick a girl into having sex with me for free one day

I'm 24 and will go for a hooker next week. Fuck all the above advice. Fuck "waiting". I'll just get over with it. Male virginity isn't worth a damn anyways.

How the fuck did you manage not to kiss a girl in middle school, high school, or college?

Did you go to all-male schools or something?

Turn 27 in a month.

I made out with a stripper once, but other than that KHHV.

I'm considering a sexcation to Thailand next winter so I can experience being around a woman and become comfortable with myself.

>>40790910
What standards even fatties reject me
>>40790929
I prefer jav
>>40790940
How long do I have to wait?
>>40790945
Oh okay
>>40790963
So you have been waiting 2 years and still nothing might as well just shell over the $200 and get it over and done with

>>40791025
i was shy, never get female attention and dropped out when i was 16 after moving to another country and hitting the language hard as someone that isnt very social in the first place...

>>40791025
by being ugly

>>40791025

bait

>>40791025
I dont know my docter says I might be on the spectrum

>>40790794
>Also any tips for that?

Make sure you get a well reviewed one and tell her before hand that you're a virgin. If she's any good she'll take control and make you feel comfortable while showing you some moves you can use.

>>40790794
i hired a hooker (well actually my dad did for me just as a tradition for turning into an adult) but i recommend that if you are really curious of how sex feels then just go ahead, you even get more confident after.

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>>40790794
Don't for a street walker anon, what do you look like?

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>>40790910
>>40790794
>>40791048
If you want to wet your dick and not regret it completely go get fucking wasted with some sluts and have fun.
Seeing as you're willing to sex a prostitute, I assume love doesn't matter to you, so there you go.

>>40790794
A lot easier to just get on an online dating site and find some easy sluts than to buy a hooker, and safer too. In fact, make several on multiple different ones. If you don't look like an ogre you'll be swimming in pussy. okc, pof, tinder, etc. Lots of easy and free pussy on there, anon.

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>>40790794
Go to internationalsexguide and look for reviews in your city (or nearby city)

I fucked my 1st hooker a few weeks ago to end a one-year dryspell.
It's really not as awkward as you think.
Yes she does it to get your money, but it doesn't mean she doesn't appreciate some good long-dicking.

You can also google your city + escort agency and see what comes up

t. Montrealer that fucked topless picrelated

>>40790794
I wouldn't advise it, do you really want to live the rest of your life knowing you literally had to pay to get sex the first time? It's like cheating, you'll regret it.

>>40790794
Find the tallest hooker. Taller the woman the better she is in bed.
If she's over 6' you will have the best sex of your entire life, no matter if you go on to become wilt chamberlain version 6.9

>>40790794
>21 year old kissless virgin
you are like a little baby
check my 25th birthday coming up

>>40791371
>>40791327
Talking to girls is the hard part through
>>40791291
1.89m, brown hair and blue eyes.

>>40791436
Might be the only sex I ever have
>>40791391
Okay thanks but how much is too much to pay for a first time?

>>40791436
You are crazy. It will give him confidence to finally join the real world of adults and get sex normally like most people have for years.

I could see if the world was full of pure virgins but even the really good girls have had a couple sexual partners. I see no downsides of getting a hooker.

>>40791327
why not just get a real professional instead of random sluts that might laugh at/complain about your inexperience then?

I'm 27 and haven't had sex since 19. I am essentially a virgin again.

>>40791478
>how much is too much to pay for a first time?

Prices greatly depend on your location.
More money = better-looking girl

You can get a girl in Phillippines for 30$, and the same girl in New York city would charge 300

>>40791025
by being ugly and not one of the popular kids

>>40791569
Fuck you. You had sex in your teenage years, something we will never do.

>>40791457
>>40791511
They're borderline asleep m8

>>40791025
I'm just a virgin. I had opportunity to have sex but I was insecure about my fat body and small dick. Still kinda am but I'm noticing uglier guy than me getting their dicks wet so its some motivation. Also not as fat by southern standards, but I'm still neet;-;

Im about to be a senior I'm he and I've never even kissed a girl. How funked am I?

>>40791613
IDK man I don't want to run salt in the wound but at least you don't know what you're missing. As someone who has had sex I will say if you're a virgin start fucking hookers on occasion and it will probably help with nerves.

>>40790794
26yo kissles dude here. Actually landed a hot milf through tinder and she blew me off after 3 days of flirting because I revealed my 1.75m manlet status. Just an instant rejection.

I- I don't think I'm gonna make it bro's..

>>40790794
Which is more important to you? The sex or relationship aspect?

Should it relationship, go nurture one, lower your perceived standard if you must.
Go approach a girl without being needy beta, let your intend of nurturing a relationship be known and make it flow.

Should it about the sex, there's no shame in hiring a hooker, be sure to find the reputable one without STD and shit though. I wouldn't recommend to fuck fatty or lay easy fuck from online dating, you don't know what kind of shit they're having and could give to you (not only STD-wise, but also drama, stalker and things).

>>40791391
Was she a size queen?

>>40791691
90% of Tinder girls blow everyone off. It's not quite a reflection on you being a manlet, she was probably just attention whoring.

Anyways, always add 2 inches to your height, because all the other dudes are doing it. 5'9 isn't that bad of a height, but gets a kind of bad rap because everyone under 5'9 rounds up to 5'9. So if you are 5'9 you round up to 5'10 or 5'11 on internet dating, since women can't tell these things.

She probably thought 5'7 meant you were actually 5'5.

>over 20
>fit
>tall
>still in college
>no car
>no real job
>live with parents

I don't even bother trying to get pussy out of shame
the appeal of just going to a brothel is that I don't have to reveal anything about my personal life or making conversation really

>>40791457
Let me rephrase; are you ugly?

>>40791748
What's shameful about that? Your lack of car is the only thing that might gimp you socially but everything else is pretty normal.

>>40791746
I dunno man. She gave me her number and was still interested after I told her I was inexperienced.
She was 1.79m herself so she probably would have noticed me being smaller. I'm Dutch, where the average male height is about 1.85m. So here I'm basically king of manlets.

>>40791752
I belive so the only women to ever call me atractuve was my mom

>>40791879
Bang your mom.

Losing your v-card is one of the last rites of passage men have left. Don't cheat yourself by paying for it.

>>40791391
Is this some darknet shit or can I just google it?

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>>40790794
What do you want in life. Picture it. Hold it. Every day say I already am this person. I will accept nothing less. Become who you are.

Law of attraction my nigga. You don't need anything external, the answer is within.

>>40790794
just download tinder and bumble, try and match every female you can regardless of how attractive you find them and get as far as possible with them
also reminder that 1 in 3 20 to 29 year old Western males are virgins

>>40791921
just google it, unless you're a yank it's probably legal where you are and even if you are you won't get in trouble for a google search and "escort" is ambigous enough for you to probably be fine if you don't fall for an obvious honeytrap

>>40791948
>Law of attraction

I have a complicated feel about that. That sounds so new-age bullshit, but I've read books like Think and Grow Rich, and suddenly it sounds plausible.

>>40790794
No, wait for your wizard powers to develop.

>>40790981
Same here. 24, getting 25 in may. I will get a hooker before than.

>>40791511

why would you care? you just stuck your dick in them.

>>40791996
Law of attraction is fucking solid bro. The new age shit is bad yeah but you can sort that stuff out pretty easily if you just think about it. Let the truth resonate with ya my dude.

>>40792071
Say, is the one described in think and grow rich is how the law works?
By actually wanted something really bad, and doing whatever it takes and no matter how long with absolute resolve?

That's the thing that made it sound plausible to me.
The new-age one where they say you could just manifest anything if you think about it enough and guardian angels helping sounds too much of bull.

>>40792071
>>40791996
here's a technical explanation of the Law of Attraction:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zvnFM2BXqY

here's a memey / inspirational version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2_uFUHtkPk

>>40791921
google Euphoria girls Montreal

>>40792125
From my understanding its about "what you put out comes back to you". So if you think the world sucks and everyone is gay you'll attract exactly that kind of life.

But if you see hope, and a fucking amazing universe with infinite potential, you'll attract that kind of life.

I'm kind of a noob to it to be honest.

>>40791738
She was fine.
Babies ruin vaginas, not dicks

>>40790794
Stop being an untermensch, jesus

>>40790794
Ur 21, find a bar slut.


Hooker probably would be cleaner though.

>>40790794
I hear you friend, now I'm assuming that you're American where prostitution is illegal, try gong to an Asian massage parlor. Your main problem is worrying about cops busting the place- which is as likely as a random woman saying you raped her.
There's also Pe, since you're a virgin you're going to blow out quicker than a birthday candle.
The first time you go they may only give you a handjob because 'you new guy'
Bring money