>get cast as a kung fu superhero >have 1.5 years to show

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>>40776860
He didnt wanna get bulky muscle brah! Lean athletic muscle is where its at!

>>40776897
Then why did he not get lean and athletic then?
He showed up as skinnyfat

>>40776860
Holy shit I completely agree OP.

Take your fucking job seriously, no wonder it got horrible reviews.

Matt Murdock at least looks like he can hit 1/2/3/4.

He had access to some of the best trainers and cooks in the world and he was too big of a lazy fuck to get past yoga skinny fat

>>40776860
1. Youre not supposed to be ripped to perform well in martial arts
2. This is literally all girls want

>>40777004
Unironically this is not what the majority of girls want. He's like 140lbs. Basically zero definition.

He should have bulked up.

Superman doesn't need to have muscle, Cavill did it because he's a professional and wants to look the part

Look at most MMA fighters. Most of them look like this.

>>40776943
>it got horrible reviews.
lol, the show is much better than the reviews say

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>>40776860
All of the comic world is saying the same thing.
They were rushing to force the defenders.
It was an opportunity squandered.
And what director decided that the half
neckbeard was the facial hair of choice?

>>40777055
B-but he should be asian tho!!! Even though he isnt in the source material!!!

>>40777004
Have you actually seen the show? He's even worse than in my op pic, they gave him bigger shoulders and edited the chest so that it looks like he has one, this is below oter mode, which would be passabel for the part, i had to freeze frame during the show because i got so facinated by his baby wrists, they are so thin, its crazy

>>40777108
he seems to have mild ab definition in some of the later episodes

>>40776860
fucking pisses me off thats all I know

>>40777052
Name one

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>implying netflix isn't hugely involved in the jewish conspiracy (look at shows like OITNB)
>implying this wasn't intentional to encourage the cuck fetish by releasing this after luke cage

>>40777052
Bullshit, even Cody Phister looks better than this guy and he has the most shit body in the UFC
Female fighers look better than him also

>>40777052
look at the god, bruce lee

>>40777116
Those where his ribs, not abs

>>40776860
>>have 1.5 years to show up train for the part

He had a couple of months. He looks much better in the Defenders

>>40777166
i'm not talking about his serratus, there are several scenes in the last few episodes where you can see the vague outline of his rectus abdominis

>>40777150
If you are white and watching Luke Cage you are a cuck.

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>>40776860

Its a fucking joke

Especially considering the fairly high budget it had

>>40776860
So this begs the question...
If /fit/ was given the same opportunity.
What role have you accepted, and what mode do you go?

Post examples
hardmode: must fit your body type

>>40777197
>watching jewflix
>not a cuck
Choose one

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>>40777211
Paid to get in extreme shape, have people make my meals and drive to the gym.... fuck man.. i would be shooting for He-Man to be honest

>>40777211
Always batman.

I even look like bruce Wayne

>>40777211
Mr. Mxyzptlk
>tfw manlet

>>40777211
Tbh this is probably threadworthy.

>>40777150
i don't think i've ever seen a black guy with arm hair before

>>40777211
Even as a lanklet I could look good with those opportunities
Just get as big as I can while maintaining visible abs

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>>40777211
Hmmmm.... Lobo for me

>>40777305
I was thinking the same thing

>>40776943
>he was too big of a lazy fuck to get past yoga skinny fat
^

>>40777211
Flash

>>40777312
Oh my arm!

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>>40777397
Now that you mention it, thats another one where the actor is a hipster skelleton...

>>40777429
Wait....Is Ezra /fit/?

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>>40777425
I would have to get some help from Rich Piana, he's not that far off from being Lobo

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>>40777438
No, he's a lanket, and have made no improvements in 3 seasons
Old flash guy in the show actually did tho

>>40777438

Nah, he's a cardiobro. No gains at all

>>40777457

I see a possibility. We should write Rich that he needs to produce his own Lobo movie

>>40776860
You do realize his body is what the director wants, right? They tell him how much he can weigh along with bf% and whatnot. Look at Christian Bale, he was given time to get to the weight he was told in order to play the role and he did. They probably told this guy to stay "moderately lean with slightly visible abs and do endurance training so you don't get tired out after 5 minutes of fake fighting"

>>40777495
>>40777497
Ezra Miller m8's, the new movie Flash with the Goat Jaw

>>40777211
Carol Danvers. Just a little juicier than she is in the comics.

>>40777521

True but what fucking actors thinks that some top tier martial artist who has been training since childhood looks like this?

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>>40777512
>you saved the day again Lobo Rich
>whatever it takes!
>[looks back at gf sitting on hooverbike]
>Right babe?

>>40777553
The swole butch lez who's the daddy of spiderwoman's babby but fucks that one black guy?

Or the hot 20/10 piece that in canon had the best ass of all women in the marvel superhero groups.

He knew. He's just a lazy shitty actor.

>>40777554
They're actors, they don't know anything aside from enjoying their own farts.

>>40777585
Swole butch but with more azz

>>40777211
Wolverine cause manlet

or Vegeta cause manlet and same hairline

>>40777600
I mean directors

>>40776860
I have no idea who this guy is

>>40777710
He's some faggot, not important who he is, we are talking about his shape, the 80's would be laughing at todays sction heroes...

>>40777760
Ok, and what is his show?
>>40777777

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>>40777055
>the show is much better than the reviews say
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA here's your (You)

>>40777150
The only conspiracy I've noticed is that Netflix greenlights the shittest series imaginable. It's like they stopped giving a fuck after house of cards.

>>40778013
Iron Fist on Netflix

>>40776860
I was laughing when he first took off his shirt

>>40778407
Mee too, in that scene when he tells that asian chick that he had been traing everyday since he was 10 to become the ultimate weapon, i started thinking of /fit/ threads
>tfw
>training for 15 years with monks
>still no gains
>what am i doing wrong you guys?

>>40778499
Another victim of a vegan diet

>>40777211
aquaman, or batman.
aiming for a relatively big physique with about 10-12bf, , i'm 6'1 as it is, so i'm guessing that would be about 84kg. i'm 80 now, but that's the aim.

with a team behind you the motivation, food, recovery (massage, etc.) and sleep, training, and time-saved via transport would be so much easier

it is fucking sad that they got this dyel for this role. without lifting heavy weights it makes sense that he wouldn't be jacket, but he should at least be otter mode instead of twink.

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>>40777211
This right here. I had better ottermode going than Andrew Garfield and Toby McGuire when they filmed. That said, I would've had to kiss Emma Stone or Kirsten Dunst so maybe not. Bryce Dallas Howard is another story entirely though...

>>40777211

>Nightwing

5'10"
I'm at 210 right now, I'd need to cut down to 175 learn escrima and become a fucking gymnast.

>>40777211
Green lantern, balanced athletic physique formed by PURE WILLPOWER

I'm talking Hal Jordan of course, I'd go a little more leaner and twinkier otter mode for Kyle Rayner

>>40776860
Literally who is this

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>>40776860
Lmao reminds me of me

>>40777429
Yeah but all he does is run really fast

>>40777150
why are his forearms so tiny

>>40779499
Yes but do you get paid to workout everyday and have personal chefs?

>>40778036
nah lad i'm on episode 11 and i'm enjoying it. though i agree with OP. he should at least look very lean and dry. he trained for 15 years in a monastery with warrior monks and he doesn't look athletic in the slightest. that being said i am enjoying the show, the only problem i'm having is with the lack of a stable antagonist. i felt genuine connection between danny and his love interest, and the story is interesting. the guy who played matt murdock looked pretty damn good for his role. this guy doesn't look like he's ever touched a weight.

>>40777150
Soros bought Netflix a few months ago.

>>40779604
Yes

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>>40777211
i already have the hair and jaw, and wouldn't need much except something to dry up my gains. but i'd love to do him justice, i've always loved gambit.

>>40777004
Girls don't want this. In a house full of females, all say he's too skinny

>>40778036
It's much worse than daredevil, pretty much every actor is palpably bad, it feels much lower budget than it is, and the guy who plays danny is fucking beyond terrible but the qt asian gf is cool and it isn't totally unwatchable. Some of the fights were kind of cool.

>>40777150
you fags see cuck shit everyone you look

just accept it and fuck a black guy already

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>>40779468
>not Guy

>>40777052
How the fuck do you compare MMA fighters, who constantly have to adjust their weight and fuck up their bodies in the process, to a guy who spent 15 years doing literally nothing but training every day? He doesn't have a weight limit to worry about.

>>40779752
Seconded. I'm also actually Cajun, so I could knock out the accent by literally just getting hammered drunk before we film.

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>>40779443
I'd fucking love to do Nightwing, and I'm a few inches shorter (5'7) so I could pull the gymnastics bit better. Plus, if they're going to a true to comics romance with Starfire, the height difference would be easy

>>40778036
It's true, though. It's not calassic telekino or anything, but all the reviewers are treating it like it has leprosy because MUH ASIANS MUH APPROPRIATION MUH CURRENT YEAR

He only had 3 weeks to train for stunts and get in shape it's understandable. they rushed te show out so they had time for defenders.

>>40780209

dude is like fucking 30 years old and looks like he never did a curl in his life. no excuses.

>>40780247
Oh well let's hope he takes the criticism as motivation and gets ready for the 2nd season.

>>40777004
have you seen a shaolin monk's physique?

look up yi long.

he's apparently a shaolin monk who fights in vegas for cash.

dat feel when manlet, do i end it fitizens?

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>>40780293
Nah. Hollywood can be kind to some manlets

>>40778653
>i'm guessing that would be about 84kg
wtf I'm 6'0 87kg and I look slightly bigger than OP image. Why am I so heavy?

>>40780316

RDJ not in that lol

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>>40779420
>I would've had to kiss Emma Stone or Kirsten Dunst so maybe not

>>40780350
>manlet reading comprehension

When will they learn.

>>40780350
>being this retarded

>>40780367
>>40780362

guys pls, I couldnt even seem him under the others

>>40780390
That's why the names are listed, dipshit

>>40780362
>>40780390
>>40780396
lets tone it down boys, before this turns into brap posting

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>>40780598
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08oV7bWXquc

>>40777694
Same thing, they just get upset when the farts don't smell the way they wanted them to

>>40780598

braaaaaap

>>40777429
Man why doesn't this fast and not strength based character have big muscles?

>>40776860
Listen losers. He hasn't even powered up fully with the iron first power. How much food do you think he had when he trained in the Alps? Not much. His power comes from his sinew. Just wait until max power is unleashed and you'll see that iron is a metal and not muscle.

>>40781043
Have you ever seen a sprinter?

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>>40781043
Wally's got some fuckin joocy quads, m8

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Look at goku now, he realized size is not at good as power to weight ratio.

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>>40776860
sounds like the next marlon brando

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>>40777211
I'd go for renew your vows spiderman in the black costume. or maybe venom if i wanna get fukken huge. yeah maybe venom is a better idea. just look at dem juicy delts and traps, brah

>>40781112
>Is flash long distance or sprinter?
Really get the old noggin cloggin

>>40780316

Javier Bardem seemed fuck huge in No Country for Old Men.

Movie Magic, huh?

>>40777052
you might mean welterweight boxers

>>40781585

Aw fuck, I'm an idiot. I totally took the bait.

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>>40777150
You downie /pol/tards have the most hilarious fantasies.

>>40776860
Marvel have pushed the whole paying for reviews thing too far now.

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>>40781445
Why bother? They'll CGI the shit out of you anyway. Even Raimi, well known for his great use of practical effects, opted for a lot of CGI for him out of the huge necessity. Topher Grace was never this big

>>40776923
>skinnyfat
>clearly has visible abs

Please fuck off you retarded faggot.

>>40780209
That makes sense. He probably spent all that time doing choreography.

The fighting wasn't bad, but you can tell he didn't have enough time to train it. Hopefully his other appearances are better since he'll get more time, and The Fist is one of my favorite heroes so that would be swell too.

This fag better take the role seriously and start training like he means it anyway. Couldn't give a shit about his body, but when the best fighter in comics we've seen on the big screen looks stiff and his fight scenes aren't amazing, that's a problem.

>>40780350
They've put him in the 5'7 group, the height he is in his weird platform shoe things.

Note he came to Britain allegedly entertaining becoming a classical ballet dancer. Minimum height for a long time was 5'10 in males for the Royal Ballet so pipe dream.

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>>40781847
>the height he is in his weird platform shoe things
His height in the platforms is around 5'9, and the lifts he wears are around 2-3"

>>40776860
not to mention shit actor whos only starred as some minor role in that pleb show game of thrones

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>>40781873
Barefoot next to hos 5'3 wife (from old press releases she seems to have grown a couple of inches in her thirties tho, so I suspect her height is closer to 5'). There's a 2 or 3 inch difference there, it's not much.

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>>40781873
>and the lifts he wears are around 2-3"
He's not far off wearing 6" heels. It's clearer in some pics than others.

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>>40776943
OMFG I thought I was the only one who noticed this shit

I'm not a huge fan of the comic but even i know the Iron Fist ISN'T a skinnyfat jew.
Also when the fuck did the iron fist have a fuckin beard??

>>40782107
Lol I couldn't do the obvious shoes. I'm debating getting insoles that add a couple inches. Do you think it'd be worth it? I think a 5'8 to 5'10 would be pretty good.

>>40776860
>me
>trains 4 months
>looks better

>>40780344
what's your bf roughly? is it quite high (no shame in that either)? because i started off skinny, and kept it purposely low as i grew over the past year of so.
ive always exercised but only in that time frame taken it seriously

>>40776860
superhero doesn't mean homosexual injected with horse medicine though. how would like him to look?

>>40780344
just checked a bmi chart. i know they don't accurately distinguish between muscle and fat, but they do tell you an estimated weight for your height
im 6'1, ~80kg, and quite lean, i don't understand why youre so heavy. says the max for my height should be ~86kg.

>>40777211
>Tfw 5'8 manlet
>Almost all superheros are 6'1+
I'd go with Antman, that way I would fit in atleast

>>40780186
NO THEY DON'T

THEY SAY ITS SHIT CAUSE ITS A SHIT SHOW
STOP TRYING TO BE A CONTRARIAN

THE SJW BOOGIE MAN TALKING ABOUT ASIAN APPROPRIATION DOESN'T EXIST

>>40777211
Conan the Barbarian. I'd go roided up to the gills and become a fucking monster beast. Nutritionists on payroll, someone doing my programming, someone cooking for me, the best pharmaceuticals. Shit would be so fucking amazing.

>>40777211
I would be the most roided out Batman that ever existed.

>>40782962
Would honestly rather be Bane though.

>>40776897
>>40776860
Bruce Lee mode would be good. He looks like your average office worker.
Is it a conspiracy to make white people accept mediocrity?

>>40781755
Welcome to /fit/. Now get out.

>>40776860
if he spent 15 years meditating his knees should be on the floor at least.

>>40781658
George Soros pls. Don't you have anything better to do than lurking 4chans?

>>40776860
I was more confused as to why he's some fucking nu-male. Are there any epin drumpf jokes yet? also in the comics he's so lean you can see tone through his costume what was he thinking? I bet he fell for the "i don't want to get too big" meme

>>40781755
>clearly has visible abs
where?

>>40781755
>clearly visible abs

I don't see them.

>>40783055
>>40783063
Then I suggest you go see an optometrist because your eyes are fucked idiots

>>40783088
duh, thats why i have glasses but even with em on and a big-ass screen i cant see any visible abs on that guy

>>40783096
Oh I forgot I was among the mentally disabled for a moment. Yes Mr. Autist no abs here. this guy is abouve 0% bodyfat kek. what a skinnyfat dyel


there ya go bitch

>>40783119
What is your fucking deal?

And it looks like shit in general. I was thinking about watching it anyway but now your comment has convinced me not to bother.

>>40783119
its not about hisbodyfat percentage, im not saying the guy is fat, he just looks like my vegan ex-neighbor that pretty much just smoked weed and shat around in his apartment all day, he hasnt got any of the definition youd expect from someone who would be training actively training every day

>>40783119
Why are you flipping a tit over this?

>>40783132
I don't give a shit about what you watch fucktard. I don't even know who this guy is or what gay movie he is playing in. But the fact that you claim to not see any abdominal muscles in this pic is fucking asinine. This fucking board needs to reacquaint them,selves with the definition of "skinny fat" because his body clearly has some definition

>>40783174
i think i see the problem here skinny, youre the spitting image of this 1-donut-away-from-a-beer-keg fruiter and you cant handle that you both look like you both shitted out a kid, is that anywhere close to the situation at hand

>>40783237
Burn.

>>40783237
That might be a nice shot in the dark if I was defending this guy's shit body in any way. I'm merely correcting you losers in calling him skinnyfat. But as with the picture, you're just gonna see what you wanna see and not what you don't. I'm just letting you know that you're stupid and that is not what skinnyfat looks like

>>40783255
That is the poster bod for skinny fat.

>>40783237
"body dismorphia" the post

>>40783255
if you did that much "backpeddling" in real life you might actually have a more defined core buddy

>>40783287
like I care what you assume I look like. I'm just bored at work and I like to correct morons when they are blatantly wrong

>>40783267
Wrong.

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>>40782637
At least oter mode

>>40780292
There's no way a shaolin monk fights for cash. I'm sure it would go against their code

>>40776860
to be fair his character wasn't training all that time either

>>40783804
Half of the monastery is a tourist trap.
When you leave the monastic life you could theoretically do anything, mercenary, fighter, killer, rentboy, pornstar, politician. If you train from childhood in martial practice, what are you gonna do?
Teach the eightfold path and the dharma? No. You gonna fight for a bit - test that martial training against the outside world. Then probably start teaching some kungfu, like you used to back at the monastery.

>>40777203

Fuck Stephen Amell is perfect Bruh I'd go Gay for that

>>40777133
Nick diaz

>>40776860
I think in the comics he had a body like that, don't know for sure, never read them.

I agree tho, he looks like shit. Nigga supposedly spent 15years in a monastery and can't even sit in full lotus

c'mon

>>40776860
>implying the vast majority of dumbasses who watch this trash are going to give a shit about details like these

literally all these retards care about are cool fight scenes and maybe a female character with tits and ass.

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>>40777004
>Youre not supposed to be ripped to perform well in martial arts

Top fighters aren't all gonna look like King Mo, but the least he could do is look like he could throw a punch.

>>40777633
Same here. But wolvy , because i'm more thicc and full of hair

>>40776860

He did lots of calisthenics and yoga.

I shit you not, that's what he did.

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>>40784422
Definitely agree. To bad he got cucked out of his own show

>>40778036
That spin is just ridiculously idiotic.

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>>40781755
>>clearly has visible abs

>>40777029
>Superman doesn't need to have muscles
>get jacked to look the part
Are you actually retarded? You just fucked your own argument.

>>40782637
>superhero doesn't mean homosexual injected with horse medicine though
that's how every male hero including ironfist has been drawn since the creation of superheroes

>>40781411
Super is whack

>>40785511
Well that would explain why he looks like a stoner hipster that does yoga with terribel form in the park on sundays

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>>40785550
Its a shame what did to Arrow
>kill off his mom
>give his company away to felicity
>Felicitys mom now has the arrows regular part
>not enough that felicity has to have a regular mom character here comes her dad too
>Felicity need a annoying gay friend add that
>felicitys gay friend must also fight crime, lets make him a superhero
>kill off his gf (black canary) in the comics to make room for more felicity

What is the next thing they will take away from the Arrow? His balls?
Probably the most cucked hero on tv right now

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>>40777004
As a competing wrestler, judoka, and samboist, go fuck yourself you mongoloid.

martial arts and your performance are direct reflections of your fitness. This untrained skinnyfat mong looks like a lmaobluebelt faggot who just started bjj and thinks its the end all be all.

He looks like that wing chun kid down the street who gets knocked out by an untrained haymaker.

Regardless, if you want to be a competing fighter, you are sub 10% bodyfat, and look like old greek statues. If you have a shit body, you get shit performance.

>youre not supposed to be ripped

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

LIKE BEING RIPPED WILL HAVE NEGATIVE PERFORMANCE IMPACTS?

THIS ISN'T SUMO YOU DOLT.

>>40782638
BMI doesn't account for muscle mass, you ingrate fuck, they teach that at diabetes and nutrition course in 2nd year med school. That's more for obese sedentary people to calculate their heart problems risks.

Look at Lomu, who based on BMI scale was morbidly obese, while he was a professional rugby player.

If you don't know stuff, stop spewing shit.

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>>40776860

>shows up in this shape
>looks the part

the fucking CW is better at this than Marvel

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>>40782988

fucking this, Bruce Lee was rail thin but muscled as fuck, this lazy cunt doesn't even have abs

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>>40785755
I remember watching season 4 and thinking to myself, does Olly have lipchap and rouge on? It's unbelieveable to think that a stone cold killer would become such a beta male to a weak, selfish, can't be wrong princess.

>>40780177
>Cuteboys are always sluts
Fuck men.

>>40777633
>or Vegeta cause manlet and same hairline

Oof. No wonder you work out.

>>40783255

Trying to defend some skinnyfat actor this hard

Way to go fanboy

>>40782107
>>40782477

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRdx1FSiGaw

>>40777305
>black
>mot american "blacks" are 1/5 white

>>40776860
He looks great for the part. Mufukkin Tibetan monk nomad martial artist mode. Any more cut and he'd look like a faggy actor. Any larger and he'd look like he trains for anything but actual fighting

>>40777211
Bane

>getting a haircut
>girl wants to give me a free wash for flirting
>chair too small to properly sit
>she says "youre a big guy"
>reply "for you"
>she blushes

forgot to get the number.

D E V I L I S H

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>>40777211
The Phantom ofc

>>40785969
yeah and i bet that even though they have pretty much the same silhouette iron faggot probably weighs like 20lbs less (height adjusted) than bruce lee. man's muscles were super conditioned and dense as a motherfucker

>>40777157
This has got to be bait.

>>40777211
I'm a 5'5 hairy manlet with neanderthal-like skeleton build.
Wolverine is my only role.

>>40781673
Topher Grace has always been twinkmode though
just look at the first season of That 70s Show

>>40777052
Youre retarded

>>40777055
Just more alt right idiots voting it down. It's a truly great show, just like the new Amy Schumer special

>>40777211
tfw know no asian hero

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>>40777211
Going Carl mode ftw!

>>40787033
Your joke doesn't work because alt right idiots are part of the ones defending this show

>>40777211
i'd be captain america, he literally roided his way to super hero mode

>>40781673

I'm pretty sure Topher Grace is still bigger than the dude in OP pic. He had more pressure on him to be buff, he was playing Venom.

Sandman was definitely bigger than either though.

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>>40787150
I seriously doubt that. Topher is more dyel than Tobey who wasn't that big in the first place. The Venom suit is padded as hell

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>>40783174
There's no abs. He's skinny fat piece of shit. And so are you, since you got so triggered

According to this he only had three weeks to train, not 1.5 years.

>When asked a general question about how he prepared for the exciting martial arts scenes, his reply is halfway between an excuse and an apology.

>“Well, here’s the situation,” he begins, explaining that he only had three weeks to train before filming. “Unfortunately, with the filming schedule, I wasn’t given as much time as I would have liked to continue the training.” Shooting for 12 or 14 hours a day took its toll. “I was learning those fight scenes just 15 minutes before we shot them, because that was the schedule... It would be 2am, 3am, I’d just done a long day of work, and usually the stunt department would come up and say ‘Hey, right, we’ve got this huge 30 person fight and you’ve got to learn it right now.’ So I was learning it on the spot, within 15-20 minutes, and then shooting it. That was the reality for six months.”

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/on-demand/0/iron-fist-star-finn-jones-does-feel-worlds-hated-superhero/

>>40783299
But you're the moron. What a plot twist.

>>40787569
Thats not good. If this is true, its not yogafags fault.

Then again, we will see if he is able to train and be iron fist or not, when the defenders hit netflix

>>40787569
it takes less than 5 minutes to fucking shave.

>>40785812
:( I like wing chun

>>40787845
well you'd probably get your shit reckd by someone who practices the same 2 punches over and over and over again

>>40787882
I would probably get wrecked by most people
>5'2 115 lbs

I had a friend who was obsessed with wing chun and made ridiculous claims etc. I really wanted to go to his dojo and challenge the master to a spar to show him how shit it really is. I asked him what he'd do if he got taken down and he showed me some punches from the bottom that he was taught lol. Too bad he lived in another city at that point

>>40787974
are you women

You have brain problems if you watch Netflix kids superhero shows.

>>40788036
george foreman grill

>>40788053
gross

>>40787569
Sounds like he didn't have time to train for the fight scenes once filming started, doesn't say anything really about him being a fat piece of shit.

>>40788072
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>>40776860
fuck yes, he could have done a lot more. I mean, look at mike colter, he's a beast with unpenetrable skin, how can this skinny guy be his sidekick in defenders?

>>40777052
Even if most MMA fighters arent shredded beyond belief, it's only because they spend so much time training their fighting styles, rather than focusing on how they look.

This faggot didnt have to spend a year and a half actually learning kung fu and getting in shape. He only had to get in shape and pretend to know what he's doing.

>>40787536
Transformers
>Robots In Disguise

>>40785918
it's a shame, you know so much yet still fail to apply it and remain out of shape

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>>40777052
yeah, most MMA fighters hold little amounts of muscle mass. the big, bulky muscles would slow them down.

>>40781411
lol super. all animu is faggy skinny boys now. hard work and training has been supplanted by "you're the chosen one with magic god powers from episode 1"

>>40787536
>Bat mode engage

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>>40777211
>Not wanting to Punish people

I'm about 25 years too young to be Best Punisher from the MAX run

Wait, the show is bad? Daredevil and Jessica Jones were fucking amazing. What went wrong?

>>40777004
1. Only in a bare handful does it not help to be ripped for the martial art and those are usually the kind that can be fairly easily countered.
2. Say that to my gf and all her friends and they will laugh at you. Hell the vast majority of women I know would take a guy with some muscle on him any day over some twig.

>>40789201
>Jessica Jones were fucking amazing.
david tennant and Trish Walker were fucking amazing

>>40779752

One of the most underrated x men of all time

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>>40777211

Manhattan for sure

>emo af
>ripped as hell
>control the boundaries of space and time
>pretty much immortal

>>40789201
Show was rushed out and had a lot of problems with production from higher ups with delays and all. Fight scenes were mediocre because the actor had only 3 weeks to train and was learning the scene 20-15 minutes before they shot the scene. Also shit editing and too many cuts gave some bad fight scenes.

Poor writing lead to it feeling as if the show was poorly acted out (I personally think Finn Jones is a good actor) and made for a lot of cheesy moments.

Show was bad at the beginning got better as it went on which led to poor reviews.

Overall pretty mediocre show better than most shit on TV nowadays anyway. The second season will probably be much better.

5.5-6.5/10

>>40778036
>spin
pffft

>>40776923
How the fuck is that skinnyfat you autistic faggot?

>>40782071
This

>>40781503
He is a sprinter you dipshit.
>thinking distance=time

>>40778653
>i'm 80 now
wow ur old

>>40789289
My boy Greg Plitts body.

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>>40789201
I'm in the middle of watching the 1st episode and it all seems extremely poorly written and acted, and like it's been said, the casting could've been much better.

Iron Fist is supposed to have a similar physique to someone like Daredevil not huge, but not small, think shredded gymnast or MMA fighter etc, not skinnyfat numale hippy

And like alot of the ppl here have said, he's a professional actor with a team that should've been on his ass to get him shredded and build a bit more muscle and eating right, or the director should've cast someone else

>>40787569
>he only had three weeks to train before filming
He was in talks to do the show in November 2015 with filming starting the following April. Considering he wasn't part of the season 7 GoT filming, he should've started training by December at the latest

>>40777094
Glad I'm not the only one who thought he glued pubes to his neck

I just wish they made him a better fighter,he get's hit too much to be the best fighter ever.

>>40779998
frankly i like to think of guy as just being a solid classic Paul Newman kind of body. IDK what the fuck the artist was doing here. Guy is a total bro.

>>40786876
>ear
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?

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>>40777211
Saitama phisique is very achievable, and he would be tons of fun to portray.

Totally worth shaving my head

>>40788083
>fat
lol

>>40776860

Some of the fight choreography was fun but, speaking as a martial artist of 12 years, the entirety of the portraying a dojo and martial artists was cringey as fuck.

And if he's trying to portray a martial arts super hero, he should really have another 10-20 pounds on him at least.

>>4078014calm down. I can only get SO hard.

>>40791548
when i shaved my head, my dad said I look like "uncle fester" from "adams family"

>>40779499
solid physique bro have u considered starring in an upcoming marvel tv show?

>>40787055
south bronx parasite, baby

>>40787560
LOL BABY'S FIRST INTERWEBS MEME WORD

ask your mom to let you fuck her so you can finally stop being such a pathetic fucking loser

>>40784438
Nick Diaz is definitely bigger.

>>40778013
>>40777777
What happened to the hects?

>>40780316
>Robin Williams
>5'7"
Isn't he a bit shorter now?

>>40781585
Well, the meme pic aside JB is not really that tall, let alone huge. He's 6'.

But he has a well developed neck and this can really make you look a lot bigger for some reason.

>>40795352
>He's 6'

IMDB lists him as 5'11. You can easily knock 2 inches off those lists for every actor out there.

Even worse, he has 5'11 and a quarter inch. A quarter inch. That is manlet levels of insecurity, right there.

He's not 6'

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>>40777004
>I am a huge phaggot who has never seen a Jackie Chan movie.

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>>40784438
>Nick diaz
Implying

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>>40777211

>>40795871
>one dude is flexing
>one is sitting relaxed
When did /fit/ become so fucking retarded

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>>40796182
don't be an idiot annon, you understand what I'm getting at

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>>40796356
Just so I don't end up cherry picking, here's the best pic of Danny in non relaxed, fighting stance.

>>40796372
He's lean and has SOME muscle mass, but he doesn't look like someone who spent 15 years getting trained by Shaolin monks from another dimension. Danny had to rip out the heart of a Dragon before he became Iron Fist. He looks like he's about to cry if I mention his dead parents.

>>40795719
The tallest guy in Europe/Britain who just died once said his height was measured at 7'7.56" and that always made me double take.

>>40796384
>He looks like he's about to cry if I mention his dead parents.
Batman still looks ripped.

>>40777211
Go ottermode, normies will love it 100%

>>40796384

He's sucking in his gut and is shopped in that shoot.

>>40789289
you forgot
>cuck

>>40796441
exactly my point, this is his best photo and he barely looks passable.

>>40777213
>breathing air
>not a cuck
Pick one

>>40777052
but this is a movie about A SUPERHERO NOT A MMA FIGHTER YOU FUCKING RETARDS

>>40780067
Shaolin monks are shredded yo

The funny thing about this thread is besides you autistic losers being triggered by a physique like a bunch of Tumblr land-whales looking at a picture of a skinny girl, is the fact that most of you are shitting on the actor like THE FUCKING PRODUCERS AND DIRECTOR DON'T TELL HIM HOW HE NEEDS TO LOOK.

This isn't some guy who pissed away 1.5 of resources and time. He looks exactly like the guys signing his checks told him he better fucking look

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>>40783042
If you want to see utter liberal shit watch Supergirl, there was an episode about mid last year where those entitled fuckers who were so sure Hillary would win had a strong independent womyn president and Supergirl said 'can't believe anyone even voted for the other guy'.

>mfw at the end of the episode she was a secret alien with reptilian eyes

>>40789188
the only correct answer

>>40783174
Do you have the body type of this dude id that why your so ass blasted? Or is your body even worse? Dude is flabby as fuck get over it or kill yourself.

>>40796985
Is this English?

>>40796441
>>40796850
How many attempts and how long do you think it took the photoshop team to just give up trying to give him a sixpack and be all like "yeah this is unfixable"

>>40796989
Didn't it stop being ultra liberal after it went from ABC to CW?

>>40777211

Normies don't even know what it's like to have a wolfbrother

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>>40797700

Forgot pic like a dumb cunt.

>>40797707
>Not being a Fade.

Kys

>>40787569
>“I think there’s a cultural reason, and I think there’s a financial reason. The financial reason is, this s--- sells. You know? It’s got a huge, loyal, global fan-base. You make this thing, and you know people are going to watch it regardless.”
>watch it regardless

Now that's the passion I like to see in my superhero actors. "People will eat shit if you call it a brownie, so we're 'baking brownies.'" What a douchebag.

>>40777211

Something out of a modern-day, realistic drama. A lawyer or financier who is serious about training and as a consequence just happens to be built as fuck. Movie wouldn't even be about the gym, it's just part of the character

>>40777100
The source material was racist white savior bootleg Batman bullshit in the first place, making him Asian was the only way to redeem it.

>>40798043
How is it more racist to have a white kung-fu fighter than an asian kung-fu fighter. Besides math this is pretty much the standard stereotype for nips

>>40798043
>white people doing kung fu is racist
I'm so sick of this dumb meme.

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>>40777211
Beast is the only acceptable answer, friend

>>40787536
>My people need me, I must fly to my homeland now.

>>40798003
Neat idea, would sjw tolerate it?

>>40776860
Let's be honest most monks look fairly dyel...But the actor isn't playing a monk, he's playing a COMIC BOOK SUPER HERO, and even in the worst depictions he is shredded.

Either the Director was an idiot, or the actor was lazy and/or an idiot.
Also anyone can agree that the choreography was absolute shit, 2month productions in third world countries with D rate actors have better fight scenes than this.

>>40778036
All that power in one fist and its used with a spin on a wooden door.

I can add little firecrackers to my knuckles and time it just right to blow a wood door open.

>>40781658
bwoot bwoot
reptilian detected

>>40779752
funny gambit actualyl really cool xmen going from snes xmen game I played and comics. But the thing is his origin story is just boring banal shit for any live action adaption.

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>>40789688

Cho Choo

>>40799107
Is origin story really required?
Just pick up at the beginning of his "heroics"
Shoot it like a western , long cuts, low light and story through visuals and short dialogue.
Avoid training montages/flashbacks.

>>40779701
Oh my god. The cuckening has begun.

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>>40797971
That's the kind of mentality big corporations have these days man. It's never about the consumer, it's always about the profits. The media is a really good example of this (CNN, FOX, MSNBC, BBC, etc)

>>40777211
E. Honda

>>40787041
There's Kenan Kong who's one of the new Supermen/women

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>>40786876
mmm me too dog

>>40785755
I remember skipping parts with felicity I'm it. I shed some tears of anger when he proposed to that bitch in front of the Christmas tree. It was probably the best hero show there was, until felicity's bitch ass ruined it of course.

>>40776860
This is how I imagine Seth Rogan before he was introduced to Doritos.

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I mean Khabib and Tony don't look insanely ripped but yes that's dissapointing how at least didn't have some muscle definition like Khalabib

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>>40777211
Maybe I'm the 1% here but I'm pretty happy with myself. Having my meals paid for would be pretty sweet tho. I'd maybe learn how to do stuntwork if I had the opportunity to meet the people involved.

>Role secondary rider in the next season of Kamen Rider

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I think the better question is WHY THE FUCK did they cast the beta numale gay cuck from Game of Thrones as the main character??

It's pretty obvious he doesn't have the physical and acting chops to carry his own show
Who the fuck did he blow to get this? There are many other male actors that could've easily been the main character of this show that would
A) look the part
B) act decently

>>40791110
kek
>>40776860
honestly I was much more triggered by his shit form.

>>40776860
But he is the iron fist. Why would he need muscles? All he has to do is get a lil hurt and voila: iron fist.

>>40777211
Can we start a thread for this?

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>>40805403
I posted it, have been monitoring this thread until its eventual death.

Pic related

>>40796372
You're obviously painfully retarded

>>40776860
Pretty realistically natty limit desu.

>>40776860
It's embarrassing when even an SL neckbeard is probably stronger and has more definition than the start of your show.
>>40777004
Karatefag for 12 years, plus MMA for 3 months here. Being bigger or muscular is what separates the actual fighters from the "Oh yeah, let me show you how I could kill you if you stand still and don't move" autists in the martial arts scene.

>>>40806862

>>40797821
>Beign a pasty twink furfag in denial

no thx

>>40781503
If you're that fast, everything is a sprint

>>40800785

Not quite, Seth Rogan would also have a dildo up his ass, smoking pot and making some godawful comment that maybe could've given people a chuckle if they were 17

>>40779998
WTF where this from

>>40795849
how to achieve flat chest?

i wish the bencher's chest meme was true, all i do for chest is bench and pushups and my pecs grow and i dont like it!