>meanwhile on Bizzaro /fit/ <Walk into gym <Get to

<that first bite of the day

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>>40775208
this made me laugh hard as fuck

I work out regularly and am capable of giving legitimate exercise advice based on anatomy.

>>40775176
<tfw gf

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>tfw hit 4pl8 OHP long ago and cant get my 1pl8 diddy

>>40775208
EKE

I just finished making love to my 250lb 5'1" girlfriend. You guys jelly?

>>40775176
<get to gym
<go to curling rack
<dumbbells put up correctly

I am definitely not sexually attracted to men

Who /GOWAD/ here?

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< he squats every day

<go to gym
<all the boys shitting up the gym staring at stacy the crisco kid benching lmao4pl8 on the bench while chitchatting about "muh gainz" while farting and pretending to lift
<be me
<physically fit but too poor to get anvar
<none of the twink guys or fatties even look at me
<only muscly losers who are too healthy to even have a heart attack

>>40775353
<tfw gf is only smallfat
<she doesn't even post on tumblr

Why even live \fit\?

>stare at myself in the mirror
>"looks good"

>>40775410
Dude, I'd kill to feel some beanbag legs squeezing around me as my dick plows through 5 inches of upper thigh fat before getting to that sweet unshaved pussy

>>40775176
>benching the smith machine

I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY!

I started SS and my upper body is so natty. Too bad my lower body is lacking now. Also with GOMAD I've never been so cut.

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I am so happy I decided to stay natty. You guys really encouraged me when i was having negative thoughts about my self image and considered using roids. Thanks, guys.

I enjoy a rich social life!

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>>40775176
/fit/ my gf broke up with me
<finally get low test african gf after 3 years of lonely chad mode
<she acts distant lately
<find out shes been cheating on me with Jacob, the local rabbi's son and her childhood 'friend'
<tfw she says that Jacob confessed his love for her in a wall of text over fb
<she came instantly and went over there to fuck him senseless

no amount of lifting can prepare you for the orbiters.

>>40775176
>post a question on /fit/
>receive good advice from people who lift

might have to break up with the gf lads I got too many other girls interested in me right now

>>40775596
<post shit comment/thread/obvious bait on /fit/
<get hidden, reported, and ignored, instead of fed enough (you)'s to sustain a small African village for a few weeks

>>40775176
<Meanwhile on Bizzaro Bizarro /fit/:

>Walk into gym
>Get to the squat rack
>Some guy is doing squats in it

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<I didn't fap to trap, gay, BBC, or cuck porn today

>>40775452
If only

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post your favorite bread, who here \whole wheat\?

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>>40776395
>Not Phil's Kinda Good Bread

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>>40775208
BUR

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>>40775176
<Walk into the gym
<And just like every single day, not a single old person or soccer mom was spotted