>Being alive in the year of our Lord two thousand and seventeen

>>40775064
>drinking caffeine-less lokos in 2017
>drinking disgusting lokos at all
OP confirmed for college freshman

>>40775103
>caffeine-less lokos
Drop a few caffeine pills in there and skake it up real good

>>40775064
Is this keto vegan paleo?

>>40775064
That stuff gives me a dirty dirty drunk

>>40775158
Give this to a qt and this stuff will give you a dirty dirty dick

>>40775103
jokes on you i dropped out of college

>>40775103
You can't buy non-caffeinated 4 Lokos now to matter what year it is, dumb year poster. Also Gold and Apple flavor are pretty damn good drinks.

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>>40775143

This man knows how to party

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>>40775155

Sure why not

Near my house a 4loko is $2.69. It's always my pregame before bars.

>>40775300
what state? here in cali it'll come out to $3.50 a can at our ampm

>>40775313
Maryland.

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>>40775064
>drinking energy drinks to get your summer bod
>not stopping being a pussy and getting on some clen or dnp

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>2017
>not blending together coconut rum, grain alcohol, and your favorite absolute zero SIPS flavor into daiquiris

>>40775504
damn. I guess the weed makes up for our alcohol taxes

>>40775556
>4loko
>energy drink
meme'd

>>40775064

Betas drinking sippy cup shit.

Give me a double of whiskey with enough instant coffee for a pot. Best damned DL PWO I ever had

>drinking a shitty drink marketed towards high schoolers who cant stomach real alcohol
not gonna make it
Man up
>buy vodka
>mix with pre workout
>four loko without shit tier alcohol and a non faggot amount of caffeine

>>40776795
try a vyvanse and a superdrol

how do i drink these without feeling sick

what is it 2010 in this thread?

>>40776117
>grain alcohol

please be careful, i blacked out hard with that shit one time.

>>40776918
just slam it

it's malt liquor. not meant to be savored

>>40775197
They had to remove the caffeine from the 4 Lokos because too many kids were dying lol. If you buy a 4 Loko at a gas stationm, there will not be caffeine in it.

>>40776117
that sounds like a rough night.

>>40775158
>dirty dirty drunk

What are the types of drunk and what are the effects?

>>40776895

I can pick up mine at the grocery store.
And I'm not about to fuck around with ADHD drugs. I'll shoot herion before that crap

>>40777337
>2 cups of ice
>4 ounces coconut Malibu
>2 ounces ever clear
>1 can of ultra citron SIPS (yellow can)
>2 or 3 pieces of diced pineapple

Great for pregaming and casual alcoholism...

>>40777552
baka geek

gonna go snort vyvanse off my stove (cleanest surface) and make plans to get these indian geeks off my back srs

more later etc

>>40777573
Lotta sugar.

>>40777588
The monster is zero calorie, but if you are worried about sugar the better solution is to just not drink at all bro

>>40777605
No I mean in the Rum

>>40777588
pin some slin

if you newbs arent doing 4x4 lokos then you are missing out on one hell of a night. 4 hours to complete those sets

>>40777631
I don't wanna die tho. I weight 135lbs

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>>40777611
No sugar bro

>>40777650
Hmm neat. that sounds like a good summer drink then!

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>>40777644
>I weight 135lbs
EAT

>>40777661
It's pretty fucking great bro. It gets me right on that border of buzzed and drunk. Plus because it's made with ice and not just frozen alcohol you minimize the fucking dehydration and hangovers

>>40777676
Yeah I was going strong with 2900kcal a day. This past sprinkbreak though (total gains goblin) i got lazy as FUCK. I'm starting back up Wednesday though

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>>40777686
start NOW god damn it
and don't shoot for 2900, set it as your MINIMUM

>>40777644
Its okay i've only ever made it to 3 in a half b4 anon.

>>40777720

I've never noticed before, but Rich has that tranny facial structure going on

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>>40775064
Lol'd because 2 4Lokos is like 1200 kcal

>>40776936
Serious, this shit hasn't been relevant since freshman year of college

nah, i prefer a nice can of sips and a strongbow

>>40776894
>making fun of shit tier liquor marketed to highschoolers
>recommends Vodka

L M A O

>>40778434

Because vodka is a rather unadulterated spirit.
It's nice to use in cooking for anything where you need to dissolve something in alcohol but you don't want a certain flavor profile

>>40776117
>dark night of the soul tier hangover

>>40777378
I'm not that anon, but I definitely notice the difference between different alcohols.
> Whiskey makes me cocky, aggressive, and anything can set me off
> Rum makes me into a laughing retard, pretty much impossible to make me mad
> Beer I'm in a good mood, but controlled
> Wine makes me into a talkative optimistic nihilist.
My beer wine and rum drunks are all pretty good

>>40779078
i fucking hate this meme