>welcome week at university
>be a virgin
>Asian qt with tattoos wants to be double teamed by me and my roommate
>we reach our dormitory hall
>go up to her floor
>roommate and asian broad get out of the elevator
>they look at me
>"Have fun guys"
>go back up to my dorm room
>have a nice nap
>listen to my roommate the next day talk about their bang sesh
I didn't want to lose my virginity by double teaming some random girl.
I lost it the following week to a random girl.
Did I do good /fit/?
>>40774953
Not bad. and DEFINITLEY not gay
>>40774953
Missed on on bonding with your room mate
ALPHA AS FUCK OP.
Why are Universities so fucking degenerate?
Here we just study. There are no dorms.
>>40774953
what is this
lmao what a fucking loser
also I swear 90% of /fit/ are fucking students
>>40775034
90% of /fit/ can't fuck anything
>>40775002
Americans are mentally children when they enter college/uni
>>40775054
It's closer to 40%
Someone post the census results.
>>40775002
i think college should be exclusively lifting, orgies, and school. no other extracurricular activities unless theyre related to school, hanging out, banging, or lifting.
you did the right thing OP. and you probably gained like 100 respect points from your roommate
>>40775002
Because the american liberal/democratic party donates a shitload of money to them, to raise more bitchy liberals and progress a socialist agenda.
They also have an incredibly reliable income, considering the government has guaranteed any and every school loan.
Honestly its a scam designed to neuter the next generation of capable young males and establish a Marxist regime under the guise of social justice and equality.
Didn't mean to get /pol/ on you, but they are destroying the next generations of /fit/ people.
t.Not a Republican.
>>40775193
Get checked for schizophrenia
>Asian qt with tattoos wants to be double teamed by me and my roommate
Why are women always the most degenerate? Like in this story, the men had to managed to find a less degenerate solution, where one got to have sex and the other got to loose his virginity the regular way.
>>40775193
you might want to think about decreasing your internet usage
>>40775193