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Anyone here tell other people they're shorter / weigh less than you actually are just to make other people seem smaller?
>get license at 17 when I'm 6'0"
>now 20 and 6'2"
>go to renew license and update my height
>lady at dmv says it's not necessary to update the height unless it's a difference of 3 or more inches
>pissed at first
>realize that now I can rip on people who say they're over 6 foot yet are shorter than me
>feelsgoodman.flac
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>>40772397
I MUST CONFESS THAT I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER
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>tfw someone says they are 6'2"
>be me
>be 6'2"
>visibly a couple inches taller than them
>Say that I am 6'1" maybe 6'2" havent checked in awhile
>mfw
manlets when will they learn
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>>40773169
Should've said you're 6', maybe 6'1
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>be 1,65m manlet
>some insecure manlet lies about his height
>I tell my height and say "sometimes I'm 1,63m even, depending on my posture"
>my face when the insecure manlet gets flustered
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>>40774755
>>40773169
they just can't win
>manlet gives actual height
>gets embarrassed
>gives overestimate of height
>gets embarrassed
>gives underestimate of height
>gets embarrassed
>/tallboi/ gives underestimate, overestimate, or actual height
>manlet gets embarrassed
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>>40772397
>tfw 5'11''
>license says 5'7'' to fuck with other manlets that are insecure enough to inflate their height
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>tfw 5´7´´ manlet
>grandfather is 5´9´´
>father is 5´8´´
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in what context you talk about height in real life?
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>>40776322
yes
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>>40776322
>oh wow anon youre so tall!
>whats your height anon
manlets won't know this feel
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>>40776630
been watching too many romantic comedies last weekend anon?
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>>40776630
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>>40776651
Am tall, can confirm this happens.
I generally lie, giving a height a few inches shorter so my ego bask in the inevitable
>no way, you're at least 6'4"
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>>40776630
>>whats your height anon
>manlets won't know this feel
I have experienced this. Quickly followed by
>you're almost as short as me haha
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desu being 5'11 kind of sucks
>feel like gargantuan to manlets
>look like Manlet to gargantuans
Also
>manlets have better stability due to lower center of gravity
>gargantuans have reach and stature
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>>40776630
I know this feel.
It feels amazing.
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