Today when I was leaving the gym I looked at a girl and she was

Nice one bro

You dog, you!

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>>40754415

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>>40754415
Sometimes the simplest feels are the ones you need. Nice going, buddy!

>>40754415
thats my man! keep it up buddy

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>>40754415
Great news, I hope you get many more mires anon.

>>40754415

That's adorable I'm happy for you buddy

>girl smiled at me
>SHE WANTS THE D

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>>40754415
Thanks for making me smile brah

>>40754415
what's her name? you asked her, didn't you?

>>40754645
he's not implying that at all

>be waiting for elevator
>as it opens two qts walk out
>i walk in, then suddenly they come back in
>don't say a word to them until i get to my floor

did I screw up?

>>40754754
Yes

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>>40754415
> be qt3.14 girl
> on the treadmill by the door
> trying to warm up for workout
> notice someone walking towards me
> get a quick glance
> it's a guy who is about 5'7
> look back forward and think, why does he even try?
> fukkn manlet
> look back
> he's still staring at me
> give him a quick smile and look away to avoid confrontation
> get a whiff of sweaty balls as he walks by
> switch gyms the next morning

thats my boy op : ^ )

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>>40754807
kek

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How do you smile lads?
I can't smile at people without looking retarded. I also do the virgin eyebrow raise and look high due to years of too little sleep. If it's not a genuine smile among my friends, I can't cope with it.

>>40754415
hot

>>40754839
VICTORY TO THE LION ASSAD

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>>40754415
Whao she looked at you? Whao bro.
Fucking speak to her next time.

>>40754415
Thats a good feeling to get OP, especially when it doesnt happen often. If you see here there again and she sees you and smiles, you should go talk to her.

A friend said they loved me
That felt very good

>>40754415
fucking nice made it further than 90% of people on this board

>>40754884
Virgin eyebrow raise? Explain for, uh, my friend

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>snow storm last week (live in northeast US)
>go outside apartment to shovel my car out of the aftermath
>be shoveling
>qt from complex across from mine cleaning off her car right next to mine
>she offers to shovel the rest of the snow for me
>mfw I got a qt to do manual labor for me for free while I did basically nothing

>>40757080
wagies BTFO

>>40754754
Do you think something like "Wow, so the Axe commercial wasn't lying!" would be too autistic?

>>40757080
You made it.

>>40754415
iwannabejustlikeyou.mp3

>make a profile on a gay dating/hook-up site
>upload an ad about me wanting to try a cock in my mouth and frotting
>upload a body pic, no face, but cock yes
>get tons and tons of replies
I know this sounds weird, but for the first time in my life, I felt like a desirable person. I'm ugly so I don't get any attention and this was utterly incredible.
Is this what being a girl/handsome man is like? Because it felt incredibly amazing.

Which one of you faggots screencapped this thread for normiebook?

>>40754884

>>40757044
This please

>>40757106
Yes

>>40757080
Nigger you were supposed to do it together, you had a perfect occasion to talk to her

>>40754415
>I go to a slightly more expensive supermarket because the checkout girls are chattier and actually seem like they enjoy talking.
>Feels good even though they're just passing their day.

>>40757369
Post link?