/fit/, i'm dating a chubby. with HUGE titties I feel

Come on OP...
we need pics to verify she's only chubby and not a whale

>>40753976
i only have one but you can only see her face

OP, did you find practicing on a fleshlight was very beneficial? How long did you last the first time? Virgin here

>>40753991
well truth is, I fucked a hooker before hand.

and yes it was very helpful. I lasted like 10 minutes, make sure you water it down first. But when I fucked my gf for the first time she thought i was a sex god, I just did what I saw in porn, i'm into hardcore stuff, it turns out she is too and she even had me strangle her.

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>>40753926
>I was the first one to really fuck her really hard
>we were both virgins

>>40754022
No the truth was that I was a virgin (well I fucked a hooker but I don't count it) but I lied and made it seem like I was really experienced before hand.

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>>40753976
She's 30-35% body fat. She's not too far gone right?

1. Get a real job and buy a stable house
2. Support yourself while joining the police corp where you meet your new best friend soon to be partner
3. Get hired by local police force after seen beating niggers in the street
4. Go home after a long night of accepting all the bribes from the local mafia to ignore the apparent underage sex trafficking ring
5. Find fat fuck screwing your partner *sad Pepe face activates*
6. Blow his brains out while jacking off and screaming autistically
7. Let her call police and plead for her life like a normie fag
8. Slap the phone out of the cheating cunts hand and splash her bloated face with battery acid
9. You are the law kick the narwhal down the stairs while screaming something about some Greek society
10. Plow her dead body before carving out the unborn child that was hidden behind her "layers" (she looks like an ogre anyways)
11. Throw flaming child's corpse out window on police car arriving after shooting a porno on the hood
12. Buddies from police academy tell you to stand down while wiping away semen and donut crumbs off their uniforms
13. 2 late GG no Re shouldn't have dated a Chubby Bitch after all and blow brains out all on live television as the news arrives just in time to capture the end of the double (triple actually but they don't count orcas as people) murder suicide *Game over*

>>40754033
>I was the first one
>to really fuck her really hard
>we were both virgins
>we (including her)

>meaning you're the only one she's fucked

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>>40754049
this is what i'm going off of for the bf% btw. So is she redeemable? I mean for women 30-35% isn't that bad, My ideal would be 20% anyways.

>>40754058
well she's been fingered

also factor in what if she was lying
so including the chance she was lying (i doubt she's a virgin its too rare) I was the first to fuck the shit out of her. I definitely remember her saying "I never realized I liked chocking"

Do whatever the fuck makes you happy op. Realise if she's current chubby at 20 something it's extremely likely she'll be obese by 30s and get worse from there. If your interests are /fit you will find it difficult over time, but if you're happy then wtf does it matter what I think

>>40754161
but she's 18. do you really think if she doesn't change now she'll be obese by 30?

>>40753926
Yes hello. One of the only 3 women on /fit/ here. It's all about cardio for fat-burning, but the thing is she's probably going to make a SHIT ton of excuses like heavy people do. Depending on how resistant she is, maybe start her off in the pool or on an elliptical. If you make it past that, see if you can get her to go for a run with you.
The other thing is to make dietary changes. This is huge. Tell homegirl to cut out the chocolate altogether. Not just cut down a little, not just on cheat days, NONE. She needs to develop some self-discipline. Honestly it's not going to work if SHE doesn't really want to change. Sit down and watch a couple episodes of my 600lb life with her. That oughta get the ole motivation juices flowing.

>>40754219
she agreed to go to the gym with me. i thought about monitoring her diet, I guess i'll just have to do it.

>>40754214
.... Even worse dude, 18 is just out of school so up till now she's been reasonably active (by fattie standards, walks around school, to bus etc. Post school you get a car, sit at desk etc) so its only going to get worse, fast. Chances are she snacks quite a bit I'm guessing? Likes soft drinks, chocolate, chips, burgers all that shit? Her metabolism will naturally slow, her habits will progressively add more and more weight and like the apparent girl said, she'll have every excuse to avoid stopping shit foods and not evercise. First it'll be she'll go-to the gym with you but won't push herself, and will take long rest periods, and will be tired so will go light/slow today. Then it'll be "oh not today I'll go tomorrow" because exercise and diet are hard.

If she's chubby at 18 there's probably a 90% chance she'll be obese at 30. Maybe she's one of the rare few who change her habits, but if physical attraction is important to you at all I promise bro, it's gonna get worse. Unless you don't care either in which case be happy fatties together and tell me to fuck off

>>40753926
Is a flesh light a good cure for death grip? I've only fucked 4 times in my life but they all felt loose baka.

>>40754049
Looks like a super qt to me.

>>40754445

It'll help a bit, and over time if its all you use it'll help a lot. Moisturizing daily will also help sensitivity as well.

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>>40753926
>we were both virgins but i lied to her and pretended like I bang grills left and right and practiced on a fleshlight for weeks

Lmao I love you autists

>>40754474
moisturizing my penis?

>>40754445
If 4 different vaginas all felt loose, the problem is your anorexic penis.

>>40754502

Yes. Good natty lotion or coconut oil. Gotta keep it smooth and supple my dude

Literally me two years ago. This tub of lard is going to make you into another tub of lard. Enjoy fucking her tits, get tired of it, and move on. It's what I should have done. Now I have to get back to my previous weight. 70 fucking lbs to go lad.
Seventy
Fucking
Pounds

You'll remember me when she makes a pouty face over not going out to eat. Mark my fucking words.

>>40753926
Start cooking healthy meals for her or even better with her.
Tell her that sugar is jewish trickery.
Go out of the house with her every day, take long walks with her. Then you can eventually try to get her to join you in the gym for some cardio etc.

The other anons are right. If she doesn't change her habits now she'll be even fatter in a few years.