"Hey anon. I hear you squat 315lbs. Wow! Then I guess it

>>40750158
>wanting to last longer on a blowjob
The fuck

kek. trust a woman to employ such specious reasoning.

>>40750158
what is the point of this shit? almost everything you listed is a useless specialization of some sorts

>doing bridges
>doing splits
>doing handstands

nigger what.

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>yfw I am the the sober Chad
>yfw I squat 220kg

>>40750158
It's a good thing I'm white and swimming comes naturally.

>>40750185
>ultimate flexibility and total body strength and coordination
yeah, real useless

you know what is useful though? Lifiting up a specifically shaped heavy object in few limited positions.

>>40750274
t. 120lb twink who couldn't gain any strength

>>40750158
>swim
Only back stroke and dog paddle. I can't swim under anything 6ft deep.
>5min.mi
7 minutes
>21k
Walk. Could only jog up to 15k
>bridge
from the ground.
>split
nowhere near
>handstand
wall assisted
>wall climb
done that on easy mode
>Chad
I am Chad
>bj
Ruined the sensitivity of my cut penis with chronic masturbation so I can last indefinitely.

>>40750274

t. skele ethiopian runner

>>40750158
>run a mile in 5 minutes
>run a 21k
>do a full split (front and side)
>do a handstand on coke bottles
who cares tier

>swim
>last more than 5 minutes on a blowjob
basic functionality tier

>reach the top in wall climbing
wut/not specific

>beat up Chad when he's sober
this is the only one she cares about

>>40750193
Just a bw squat doesn't count

>>40750158
yeah well i heard you suck dick at 44p peak times and 33p at all other times ya wee sweaty cunt

tfw can't squat 3 plates either...

>>40750158
>tfw 30
>tfw I don't know how to swim
So I need to hire a coach or is self-study sufficient.

>>40750529
I really don't understand how the fuck anyone past the age of 5 can't swim

>>40750706
We've got a real fucking mystery there, Sherlock.
Maybe they don't live near water and dodged pools forever.

>not lasting for years in a blowjob because death grip

>>40750274
I regularly move furniture for houses my dad rents out and my strength gains have been an incredible help. Most importantly is probably all the grip training from deadlifting frequently. It all translates pretty well, much more so than doing the splits or a handstand

I can dunk basketball can your running 21k friend do it? no? thought so

>>40750350
220kg squat at 220kg bw is considerably more impressive than 220lb squat at 220lb bw

>>40750170
this...

Are you a fucking virgin OP?

I've never heard a girl complain about lasting longer during a blow job. Fuckin ever. Even jokingly. Not eve sarcastically.

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>swim
Ya pretty easy, who can't swim?
>Mile in 5 minutes
Haven't run a timed mile in forever, but my mile repeats pace is ~5:30
>21k
Pic related, not great but OK.
>Do a split
Kek, no
>Bridge
Still no
>Handstand on coke bottles
Fuck off cunt
>Reach too in wall climbing
I could when I was like 9, so can anyone else who grew up in mountain communities
>Beat up Chad while he's sober
Who the fuck gets in fights anymore?
>Last more than 5 minutes from a blowjob
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>40750158
>coke bottle handstands
I prefer coke bottle squats.