>gym aliens abducted the squat rack >gym virtual reality

>>40745926
>gym nemesis installs swoleness augments in his arms

Fuck you Dennis at least I'm natty

>>40745983
Hanzer pls go

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>got uplifted by superior alien race

Dunno how to feel brehs, I wanted to earn those gains by myself

>that guy who wears a galactaball nanosuit the space gym

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>>40745926
>tfw u don't win enough tickets on the leg press to get your shoes back

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>gym's living foreskin got pus on the bench again

>>40745926
>Going to planet fitness, hyped as fuck!
>An entire planet devoted to the art of shaping the human body!
>Turns out its horrible.
>Global lunk alarm.
>Their "no judgement AI" scans everyone's brainwaves at all times, penalties range from 1 hour with the DYEL mirrror to work in the camps.

Don't fall for the meme, it's a horrible place.

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>>40745926

FUCKING HUMANLETS WHEN THEY WILL LEARN!!

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>powerlifting meet
>get ready to squat 40000 pounds using my google®titanium shinblade® leg augmentations
>Unrack, Squat
>fucking programmers set range of motion to above parallel
>fuckers said it will hurt my artificial diamond infused knees if i go below parallel

>>40745926
>Tfw saw 10/10 cardio martian today
>went to go and talk to her
>"A-are you a pilot"
>Can feel the freeze dried spaghetti spilling out of the pouches in my suit
>"I'm sorry Astronon, what did you say"
>Fly home and cry