>see pretty girl
>go to the nearest bathroom
>do 50 pushups
>do laps around girl so she can see my pump
Please dont tell Im the only one that does this
>>40743634
>Armenian girls are all hoes
I, too, have been to Yerevan.
>>40743634
We should have just let the Armenian genocide gone through without hault ;_;
>>40743634
OP is a dyel
>>40743634
Pic unrelated?
>always go off and do a bunch of pushups before I need to take my shirt off for whatever reason
Kek, crippling feelings of inadequacy is a hell of a drug senpai.
>is in a gym
>Goes to bathroom and lays on the dirty ass floor to get a pump
>>40744457
kek
>>40743634
her friend is so much thiccer and hotter
>>40743634
There are guys in my gym working out before they go to the club.
They shower at the gym, spend over an hour in the locker rooms blastin music on their phone, styling their hair and shit. At the end you can't breath in the same locker room due to their cologne, deodorant, hairspray.
>>40743634
I sometimes do 100 push ups on my lunch break just to pass the time and to let the world see my magnificent pump. No anon, you're not alone.
>>40744504
wh-who dat?
>>40743634
>not doing the pushups right in front of her to impress her more
>see pretty girl
>keep walking
>maybe look at her ass
That's my routine. Pls rate?
>>40746107
so they are ones who get super drunk then
>the dehydration in the club
>wew lad
>>40746202
Not thirsty enough
STEP IT UP
>>40746397
My guess is they don't drink alcohol. Muslims, you now.
But it is a really disturbing image. Like a the backstage area of some drag queen show.
Half naked guys styling themselves, even putting on some make up.
Underage.
>been doing the exact same routine for over 1 yr now
>this grill suddenly begins to show up earlier than usual
>we bump into each other constantly
>kinda annoying since it's hard not to look at her massive fucking ass but I try to ignore
>leave the gym at the same time because I'm a fucking social inept autist
>go to Nearby Walmart to buy Oatz, milk, yogurt , etc for the week
>bump into grill there
Now this cunt thinks I'm stalking her, wtf. I'm beginning to change my routine by showing up a little later to avoid her but it's hard since its a lot easier to follow my stablished routine.
>see decent looking guy at gym
>wouldn't mind if he approached me
>he goes into bathroom
>wait around for a bit doing my 6d pilates
>he comes out after only a minute
>looking vascular as fuck in his arms
>oh fuck did he just...
>oh fuck it was to...
>he starts running around in circles around me
>is he autistic
>chanting something about "high test" under his breath
>definitely autistic
>i try not to make eye contact
>grab my bags to leave
>he starts running faster
>juts his head out to accentuate jawline
>tenses arms
>buffs out chest
>jesus fuck this isn't even his final form
>get the fuck out of there, file a restraining order
>>40746495
she doesnt think about you at all faggot
>>40746564
i thought it was all in my head at first but I've confirmed it, it fucking makes me mad since if I really wanted to stalk her I could pull it off without her noticing.
>>40743634
Beta.
>>40743634
Just do pullups and make it look effortless lol
She'll be wet just by the sight of it.
>>40746130
her friend
>>40746508
kek
>>40743634
are you a peacock or smth?
>>40746580
You sound like me when I have paranoia attacks on LSD. you're being a complete faggot. Nothing is going on, she's not thinking you're a stalker, and if she does, so what? She's the one getting stalked on, she'll change her schedule since she's the victim here. Don't let a fucking woman dictate your existence. God damn betas are pathetic
>>40743634
pic is lena the plug
shes quite the thot
>>40743634
Could you have picked a more fake ass, OP?