You have have 10 seconds to explain why you're posting on

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>alcohol
>women

its like you dont want me to keep my gains

>>40742083
Not a fan of STDs.

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Because the Feast of Saint Patrick is a day for prayer and contemplation on the life of the holy servant of God and enlightener of Ireland, Patrick

>>40742083
I still gotta get my second lift of the day in

>>40742083
Because drinking is for degenerates

>>40742083
Because I'm.an alcoholic and need to avoid those kinds of places

I have a daily dick sucking (deepthroating), grilled cheese & dinner cooking, double D titted, slim waisted, blonde haired, fair skinned, low-maintenance girlfriend. Why the fuck would i go bar crawling trying to get some nasty scraps in that fucking atmosphere?

By the way, thank you guys on /fit/ who gave actual useful advice (bout 2 years ago) because i owe much of it to you wonderful people.

>>40742083

don't want 'em

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>>40742083
>clubbing
>drinking
absoulutely degenerate.

>>40742125
>>40742153
Golden One please go

>>40742083
Because I'm not /fit/, but I'm starting. I want a better body for me and my woman, who doesn't care how I look. I'm here because I want to learn to force my body to be it's best.
That and bar whores are nasty af

Because it's 8:30pm in the first world you cunt

Because I'm ugly an autistic

>>40742143
What advice senpai

>>40742083

Ranshaw love's the revamped o-line

fat and socially retarded with no friends at an out of town university.

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terminal autism

>>40742258

>fucking work out
>get a fucking tan
>brush your fucking teeth twice daily
>get your hair cut by a faggot
>buy clothes off the rack or have a faggot help you combine shit

congratulations you're now top 20% of men aesthetically, so getting the girls is easy.

>>40742083
Cuz I got about 1.40 left in my bank account
tbqh i spent it all on meat

>>40742083
>nofriends
>dislike drinking
>dislike social interaction

pass

>>40742143
yeah this dude is projecting

i got all four of my wisdom teeth removed
fuck

Im agoraphobic and haven't left my house in 5 years :^)

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>>40742083

I have a wife

And a house I own that I'm working on

And I'm tired from the high paying job that I did all week

I don't have friends and would rather be playing Madden 17. UL Promo tomorrow

>>40742083
I don't have any friends, and I haven't talked to a girl in years.

>>40742132
This. Also I'm married and intend to stay that way.

I'm working on rebuilding my life and one day I will be a normie again

These days I know it will be fine and I don't need to worry anymore

Just keep going, working, lifting, eating and life will continue on.

>>40742083
Cause I'm taking a shit

>>40742143

>Get home from work
>Admire 2500 sq foot luxury home
>Wife hugs me and we talk about our days
>Change into fitness clothes
>Lift or do cardio
>Go take steam shower
>Fuck her in the shower or on a king size bed
>Let me fuck her on the bench the other day
>Make high end dinner
>Watch TV
>Sleep

My life is great yo.

>>40742947
Glad one of us has it.

>>40742083
I'm 18

>>40742083

The girl I like is sixteen t b h f a m

>>40742083
Is 2017 the year of Matthew Stafford and the lions?

>>40742114
/thread

One girl wants me to meet her at a club later but I'm torn I want to get up early and go train but I wanna smash also I don't know what to do /fit/

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I'm autismo supremo.

>>40742305
i'm real sick of these islam memes. it won't be so funny when sharia law takes away your freedoms. when sharia law sections of your city start popping up, when they outbreed us and in 20 years the world is in the middle of another world war, and murder, beheadings and vile acts of serious violence are on your doorstep daily, when you have to walk over the mutilated bodies of the war-fallen, you'll remember this picture and hopefully you'll weep for days when you weren't covered in so much blood.

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>lions fan AND posting on 4chan on St Patty's day night
Wew sorry lad life is tough eh

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im taking a brief respite from calculus homework desu senpai

She fell asleep

>>40743562
(You)

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>>40743562
lol?

Tfw no bros to go out with
Ghosted all girls interested in me
Too autistic to go out alone
Welp

because I'm a former alcoholic that can't drink and that waited till 21 to go back to school so I'm just now graduating and most of my friends have all moved away to different cities. At least I have decades of wage slavery to look forward to in about a month or so after I find a job.

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Because every conversation I have ever had dies after 3 sentences and the only emotion I elicit is anyone is an amused kind of pity and I fucking hate how I look even if I do spend hours working out every week, and because I have no friends anyway so id just be walking around alone in desperation hoping someone doesnt notice im on my own

>>40742083
Exam on Monday boy'o

I like drinking and watching anime after work.

I quit drinking and smoking. For me I can't have one without the other.

Also I'm in an LTR

>>40743410
Absolutely.
Guranteed we win a playoff game, at least.

i-i have gf

I have a loyal fitness bunny wife

>>40742083
Because its almost 5 am and i just finished work early so i can get ready to go to another part of the country later tonight to bang sluts with my best buddy.

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I just got back from work and is about to hit the gym.

because my buddy ditched me for some random slut so i'm drinking alone at home and watching Iron Fist

>>40742328
I need a fag, where did you get yours ?

>>40744475
he just looks into the mirror

I'm a neck bread that just started; and tring to bring /fit/ to religion or some form of spirituality.

Im broke af and hit rock bottom

Quads make me a millionaire kek pls

>>40742083
I'm at work, I have a gf, and I quit drinking three months ago because alcohol is an expensive gains goblin.

>>40742083
Because meaningless sex is on the bottom of my priorities

Because she is recovering from getting decked for an hour straight.
Shut is cash

>>40744408
fucking cat is laying on that pizza what the fuck!

>>40745549
it's only uphill from here man

>>40742083
Can I go to bars alone and still succeed?

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most of /fit are actually decent/average looking fit guys with social awkwardness and autism and 0 skills with the ladys

hence they are on a taiwanese coloring book forum literally owned by a japanese nip called 4 FUCKING CHAN

these are also the same retards that want to live the chad lifestyle, but than bang whores and crazies and are convinced all women are garbage and than ask "where are the good women at?"

>>40742083
crippling shyness

>>40742083
i like it here more

>>40745889
/fit/ thinks they are trash because they only hear about women on the internet, they don't have actual experience with them.

>>40742925
That's the spirit

>>40745905
Absolutely this

And if they do have experience with them usually they're on such a pedestal that anything they do resembling normal human behaviour makes them a sloot or a bitch, despite them being shitty people themselves.

>>40745929
you should see /pol, there's a women hate thread everyday

"no virginity means no ring"

and than they go "all virgin males are losers"

??? so what do you want, virgin women or men having sex

>>40742143
>is your character real?
>no

>>40745935
Isn't it obvious? You don't marry a girl unless she's a virgin. If you've fucked a girl before, then she'll find some beta willing to take a non-virgin as a wife. You don't need to be a virgin yourself to find a virgin to marry is their point. How is that complicated?

>>40742083
Im married and dont agree with promiscuity

>>40747035
Kek
This one gave me some nostalgia

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I did that yesterday night, it's 1:30 now and she's still here

>>40745935
>virgin women
>not virgin men
You're on /fit/, you should be familiar with that concept.

>>40743458
Go smash. The weights will always be waiting, puss won't be

>>40743458
If I were you, I'd work out and skip the club, but I'm also married. Still, do the workout. I've always picked working out over women, women come easy.

>>40747206
ugly chink?

>>40747417
Lmao no I dont think so

>>40742083
im gay
took me less than 10 seconds

>>40748912
OP never specified female sluts.

1: I just started lifting
2: I'm socially autistic

I'm a social failure, thats why.
At least i'm on the road to greek god mode

>>40742083
because that's haram and i'm not a degenerate

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>>40742083

I'm on accutane

>>40742083
You have 10 seconds to explain why you're a lions fan. You're probably some down river garbage who's dream is to move to Novi on some I'll-informed goal to create a better life for your mongoloid children.

>>40742083
Ugly, no friends, socially awkward

>>40742083
My future depends on it.
Sports scholarships are a helluvathing nigga

>>40742328
How do I get a tan? It's autumn here

>>40742083
>because I'm 45
>because I have wife&kids
>because great Chuck Berry died today

>>40742083
im 42, married, and have kids plus church tomorrow

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>>40742083
I'm celebrating my birthday right now. I don't have any friends over, drugs, or alcohol. But hey, since last year at least I've lost 100 pounds thanks mostly to you guys and the sticky.

Fuck you OP I'm so lonely.

>>40753501
Good ol' Chuck "Farts on hookers" Berry

>>40755785
Happy birthday a anon :)

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>>40755785
Happy birthday

>>40742083
Because Graduate Student and the national Chemistry meeting is fast approaching and I need to prepare a presentiaon

>>40755785
Happy Birthday to you m8

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>>40756838
>>40756921
>>40756971
Thanks guys. You make life worth living.

>>40755785
Happy birthday bro, good luck for your next year.

STDs are bad for your health...

The Dalai Lama says, "that which is bad for your health, is bad for your gains"

>>40743521
He took the time to crop the door, could he have not lined it the fuck up properly?

>>40742083
Its Sunday and I have work

>>40747215

Kekel

>>40742083
Because I have done nothing but consume alcohol for 3 days and have had next to nothing to eat so I am holed up in my house trying to resist the urge to kill myself

>>40747333

I hope you went out and had a good time, maybe met some new people and got with the girl. Fucking people on this board sometimes need to learn to relax and have fun responsibly, like a normal adult

>>40755785

Happy birthday bro :-)

Its 16:34 and im alone so i made pancakes.

I've always avoided drinking because I have long history of alcoholism in my family.

Do you think it's worth to try it once? People are always surprised I don't drink because of how social and tall, athletic, frat boy looking I am

Ngl I do always feel tempted at parties and pregames to try, but I am always afraid that I'm an alcoholic like a lot of my family.

I feel like I'm the only successful one from my family really because I've never touched drugs or alcohol

I hate the taste of alcohol and honestly am too proud for sluts

>>40743637
KEK

I live in a muslim country

>>40755785
Happy Birthday anon!

>>40760526
Alcoholism is not a genetic disease.

Who says I'm not currently fucking some drunk slut at my local pubs alleyway while I'm posting this right now? Didn't think this one through did you normie fag

>>40760526
Risking alcoholism isn't worth trying it once. Alcohol is grossly overrated, desu

>>40742083
because its fucking sunday in the morning, you have to give it a rest some time and play vydia haha

>>40742083
Alcohol has an acidifying effect on the body. An acidic body is an environment that promotes most major diseases.

>>40742083
Sounds like my personal hell.

>>40742947
>needs to brag about it on the internet
probably false

>>40760589
Yes it is

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1530-0277.1981.tb04890.x/full

https://www.addictioncenter.com/alcohol/genetics-of-alcoholism/

>>40760638
this is absolute bullshit

>>40760628
Cite sources plz
Not on alcohol making body acidic, but on acid body being more disease friendly.
If that were the case people could just take a few times and fix it

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>>40755785
Happy Birthday bro