my anus leaks a clear, odorless liquid after i poop i soaks

butt jizz you lucky fucker

fuck off you homo

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>>40741813
i am not a homo

i have never had sex

>>40741793

Do you have any other symptoms?
The liquid might be mucus, possibly b/c of inflammation

>>40741823
i also have hemorrhoids that bleed infrequently

but even when i don't bleed, i get the liquid

>>40741828

The membrane is probably inflamed and it's probably mucus. Gross I know.
Maybe you should go to a doctor, your rear end sounds JUST.

>>40741840
i got food poisoning a few years ago and my anus has never been the same

i thought it would fix itself eventually

>>40741856

Might have wrecked your intestinal flora.

>>40741863
i didn't know intestinal flora was a thing

>>40741872

There's a bunch of bacteria that live in your guts that help you digest things. It's like an inner ecosystem and sometimes really bad food poisoning can fuck this up and make it hard to reestablish the correct balance that you need.

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>>40741872

>>40741882
is it possible to fix it?

Don't mean to spook you but anal mucus discharge is sometimes associated with cancer. I'd book an appointment pronto.

>>40741892

Idk dude I'm not a doctor but I'm sure it can be fixed.
You're talking about your health, with which you're apparently experiencing a problem, maybe you ought to spend some time researching this.

>>40741793
It means your ass is lusting for some cock

you have bowel incontinence

>>40741793
I have this too OP! I will fart and it will leak out my ass. It's not a shart, theres no shit in it, but like you said a clear odorless liquid, almost like goo.

I told my mom about it that I farted in class and that goo came out and she laughed in my face. I hope im not dying.

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>>40741934
stay strong bro

>>40741793
I am gay and you got me horny as f OP. Let me lick your asshole please.

>>40741892
Try Yakult. Doctors here (the Netherlands) recommend it during & after antibiotics to support your digestive systems bacteria

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>>40741793

Your anus was designed for cocks to pulsate and cum in. Congrats on the ass vagina. Cherish the gift that god has given you.

>>40741804
i fucking lol'ed

>>40742353
Yeah fucking right.

Yakult is a meme. Its like taking 5 sugarcubes.

>>40742483
yakult = liquid yogurt = importing bacteria to help digestion
no meme faggot

>>40741934
how does it come out of your ass but doesn't smell?
maybe you're just used to the smell?

>>40741840
Once, out of the blue, I shat out a completely clear and odorless mucus. Like my ass just blew its nose.

Only happened once and is still one of the most surreal moments of my life.

>>40742509
Thats literally broscience.

Congrats, youve been memed.

>>40741872
Eat some sourkraut and unpasteurized yogurt

You've been using a squat plug that is too large. Go get a smaller one and the problem should go away in a week or two.

You need to find a friend, have him put on a condom, shit on your chest, wipe his dick on his shit, and then fuck your asshole.

It's called a fecal transplant and it's very effective at correcting bacterial imbalances in the gut.

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>>40743908
>MFW what sounds like generic 4chan shitposting yields actual advice

>>40742582

How does this not have more (you's) I'm fucking dying laughing at it

>>40741892
Research probiotics. They are basically pills with billions of good bacteria in them that are intended to inhabit your intestines when you eat them.

Be warned that some probiotics can be DEAD on the shelves of stores due to improper handling (limited shelf life, being transferred in hot trucks, etc.). You can buy refrigerated ones which are more "trustworthy" (some people will debate this, but I believe it) in how alive they are because bacteria don't die as fast in cooler temperatures, which increases the pill's shelf life.

You can also buy fermented foods to get probiotics, which may be cheaper. Research it.

SERIOUSLY THOUGH, INTESTINAL PROBLEMS WILL F.U.C.K. YOU UP. I was in constant pain for over a year before I realized that food was causing it, and I just realized recently that it is probably a course of antibiotics I took years ago that fucked up my intestinal flora.

Do your research anon. Good luck!

>>40742614
Not him, but do your own research before you call probiotic foods broscience. I'm not familiar with the specific brand of yogurt the other anon is talking about, and it is true that certain yogurt brands may be useless for probiotics, but probiotics in general CAN be eaten, and DO digest things. Intestines don't magically process food all by themselves.

>>40741934
your mom is a fucking bitch.

>>40743908

This is true.

Well, the fecal transplant part. I don't know about the delivery method.

>>40744642
way out of line and not even funny, the fuck is wrong with you

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>>40741793
>>40741934
>>40742582
>American diets

>>40741793
>>40742525
>>40742582
cum isnt odorless you god damn idiots

>>40742582
When I was about to have sex with a dude for the first time, I was super anxious about it and my ass produced mucus for three days straight.

And people say it isn't natural lmao

>>40743119
this. sauerkraut is god tier. helps your digestion and tastes amazing with with leberkäse or a braten. basically any meat goes well with it. damn i'm getting hungry typing this.

>>40744583
You can get someone else's poo shoved up your anus too now. What a world!

>>40744371
that's because your 15

>>40746402
SOUR CREAM AND HOT PAPRIKA
Trust.

Smelly cheese and natto are also god tier probio foods.

>finger anus in shower
>pull out
>thick, white-ish liquid on finger
>smell it
>actually smells pretty good, no poop smell bc I just showered
boypussies actually exist...woah

>>40744642
kekked hard

>>40746745
no they dont you fucking degenerate, stop forcing your ancestors to watch you jam your chubby fingers into your shitty hoop

>>40741953
why are perverts so fucking disgusting

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>>40742582
>my ass just blew its nose.