Ok fit no I have new sexul fitnes techniqe ok so When you cum

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>mfw caveman sex advice

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>>40737103
OP is this you in this pic?

Yes, Kegels.

>>40737103
I wanna suck her saliva-coated tongue

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When you cum but instead squeeze ass Abs feet so hard together until you feel the need to cum left Tbh you should all try feels 1000 times better than cumming and needs alot of will power plus insane test boost How its fucking insane for me Almosen like 1 Minute off squeezing as hard as i can to not cum

>>40737152

KEK you're an asshole.

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>2017
>cumming
Stay small sad cunts

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>>40737142
I would suck those sips out of her mouth.

>>40737140
Came here to say this

>>40737160
*prrrrbbbbssssshhhhKKKKKtt*

>>40737140
No itsnt kegels it's squeeze ass abs feet together until u feel the need to cum left I invested it I would know

>>40737174
>I invested it
???????!!!!

>>40737181
profit
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>tfw you will never cum in her

Why read this advice lads

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>>40737174
>>40737103

I need a diagram. This is to fucking confusing.

My bet OP is this pic

>>40737196
oh i didn't realise that's the same girl as op
cool

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I will retain my sperm for this whole year.

>>40737174
Is this the missing step from everyones business plan.

Step 1: some reasonable idea
Step 2: another idea
Step 3: ????
Step 4: profit.

Step 3 will now be the following.

> Ok fit no I have new sexul fitnes techniqe ok so When you cum but instead squeeze ass Abs feet so hard together until you feel the need to cum left Tbh you should all try feels 1000 times better than cumming and needs alot of will power plus insane test boost How its fucking insane for me Almosen like 1 Minute off squeezing as hard as i can to not cum

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>>40737199
Is not a rhad concept just When you cum instead squeeze ass Abs feet so hard together until you feel the need to cum left Tbh you should all try feels 1000 times better than cumming and needs alot of will power plus insane test boost its fucking insane for me

This is obvious Bait

>>40737103
You having a stroke mate?

>>40737103
Who is this beautiful lady?

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>>40737222

Instructions unclear, cum stuck in urethra

>>40737238
Чepтoв пpидypoк as far as I'm aware

>>40737152

Mirin teeth gains.

We're all gonna make it brehs?

>>40737253
Of the Odessa пpидypoкs?

Thinly veiled sip thread, didn't even bother to make it /fit/ related.

Don't forget to report.

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My head hurts right now. Thanks op

>>40737245
Squeeze ass abs feet until need to cum leaves you

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>>40737103
include me in the screencap

>>40737261
Ded

>>40737291

>can't flex abs feet hands and hold back cum

Stay mad cumlet.

>>40737303
Do these posts ever actually get included in the screencaps?

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>>40737303
Fuck you retard, you redditors always the same, you should an hero yourself you disgusting faggot

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>>40737103

Please translate to English...

>>40737316
>2017
>screencaping

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>>40737103
YOU FUCKED ME UP SO BAD, IM GOING TO THE HOPSITAL

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How its fucking insane for me Almosen

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>>40737103


My cum is stuck in my dick, I tried your steps and now I'm fucked, please help me OP, my dick feels like clogged up Krakatoa.

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>>40737103
>When you cum but instead squeeze ass Abs feet so hard together until you feel the need to cum left Tbh you should all try feels 1000 times better than cumming and needs alot of will power plus insane test boost How its fucking insane for me Almosen like 1 Minute off squeezing as hard as i can to not cum

>>40737196
REEEEEEEEE DONT POST MY WAIFU AGAIN

>>40737334
I think he meant get to Orgasm point squeeze everything together so you arent able to cum

>>40737334
Ok ok so When you cum, but squeeze ass ass so hard feet together until you feel need to stay with honesty, you should all try to feel better than a thousand times need a lot of willpower and crazy test to enhance how It's fucking mad I'm almost like a 1 minute squeeze like hard, i can not cum cum

>>40737196
my would make this bitch cum so much she would worship my cock like a tribalist devotee

>>40737103
>>40737196
>>40737209
Same girl really?

>>40737438
Different hair and brows ,not really.

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>>40737220

>>40737136
i just can't read that

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When I was vice president, but the pressure ass ass feet hard together until you feel that you need to stay with honesty, you should try all to feel better than a thousand times you need a lot of will and test crazy to enhance how it's mad silly I almost like pressure 1 minute such as hard, I can not Vice President, Vice President

>>40737510

Try squeezing your abs, feet and hands.

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>>40737546
When I was vice president, but ass ass pressed hard together until you felt the need to keep honesty, you should try it all to feel better a thousand times you need more willpower and test Crazy to strengthen it how silly I almost like the pressure of 1 minute as hard, I can not vice president, vice president

>>40737103
Does anyone know a person who says they have sex a lot and always gets the hottest girls but in the back of your mind you know that they are autistic and probably beat off to 2d waifus.

This post reminds me of an individual like that.

>>40737592
Actually I have many sexs with very bretty girls who have big ass and small puss so fuck u asshole I give good avdice

>>40737627
Tfw no gf

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>>40737649

>>40737438
nose, hair, eyebrows and chin all look similar.

>>40737877
Nah man, just found out the girl on OP's pic is https://www.instagram.com/alinarin/
Different gal.

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>>40737103
WHO IS SHE

I FORGET HER NAME

>>40738482
literally 1 post above you

what's the most pleasurable way to fap lads?

>>40738482
Some rich slut wearing daddy's army jacket

>>40737103
OP sounds like he's about to explode, I wouldn't try this-

>>40737103
SIPS

>>40739136
lubricant inside medical latex glove, rolled into towel.
IMO better than sex on the purely physical level.
>inb4 jailbird

SIPS

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Since I have a new sexual fitnes techniqe, you try everything until you need to strongly embrace the abdomen instead of sperm jumping You all need 1000 times more power than cumming and you can test Boost I can not double as that crazy fucking way for me like Almosen

https://www.instagram.com/alinarin/

Girl in the OP

youre welcome guys

>>40740695
Thanks

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>>40737103
wat

>>40739136
Get hard, rub your underwear/bedsheet/similar texture material on the tip of your dick, ball fondling optional.

Sounds stupid but it works, can take a minute but I've honestly never came harder.

(You) for the road

>>40740511
What kind of person figured this technique out

>>40737413
holy fuck i'm not OP, but am I actually not the only one who does this? I thought i was the only one and a massive fucking weirdo. Carry on OP, retain ur cum

>>40744061
Same.

Also apparently if you work those muscles enough you can stimulate yourself through a similar technique, essentially the key to "touchless fap" that some people have achieved. Not just a mini-orgasm a-la cumming in your pants, I mean a full orgasm.

>>40744098
my only goncern is that it might be damaging to some parts of pee pee or just the general musculature of the groin

I remember reading a guy's blog saying that he could have 20 minutes orgasm and the technique was that when he was a bout to cum he would hold it in as long as possible and with time he could hold longer and longer
yes kegels

>>40744131
Sounds like edging?

>>40744134
Kind of but not really. Edging is like running towards a cliff and stopping before you go over it.

This is bungie jumping.

>>40744134
edging you stop right before cumming and feel a pseudo orgasm. IRRC he would actually go beyond the limit to orgasm but hold it the cum.

>>40737160
*BBBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPAAAAAAPPAAAAAAAAAAAAPpbbbbbtttttthhhh*

>>40744115
Eh, I don't think so. I once went several months without any semen actually leaving my dick while still fapping to orgasm at least every other day, if anything I felt better, and now when I do eject semen I can shoot it farther, as well as being able to pee further which is more useful than you'd think.