Greetings /fit/ - I come from a neighboring board seeking one

>>40721740
Dude im high as fuck and i feel like this is meant for me.

>>40721756
Did you find the box?

Please Ive been following along for so long

>>40721764
The only box I found was of scoobie snack gummies brah. I feel like you know me but I don't know you but at the same time I do.

>>40721773
Days man.

Congrats for being the worst board on the internet

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>>40721740
Lurking.

>>40721779
Well I'm pretty baked myself. I'll to another dab and maybe we can get somewhere.

>>40721783
It's mostly just low quality porn now, really lost the zazz.

>>40721789
Join /b/ then :^)
But for real. This treasure hunt has been going on for days.

>>40721783
>worst board on the internet

wow there /fit/fag

>>40721797
>I was talking about /b/

>>40721786
Dude I saw this thread and was like, "fuck this is cool" but like, I didnt want this to be about me, i feel like I made a bad decision by replying because now its MEANT for me. Like, what if this was for me the whole time?

>>40721809
Are you currently in the state of Colorado? Trust me, the /fit/izen I'm looking for will know. He just crawled through that tunnel,presumably and found the supposed Holy Grail of /b/

>>40721819
No dude, you got the wrong guy, but I want to still be friends. Tell me more about this, I need to know.

Btw, im a manlet but please dont not like me. I wanted to be honest with you

>>40721807
O rip

Can someone give me a quick rundown?

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>>40721740

I need to be here as of now. It helps me in fighting my demons

>>40721855
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/725578765

https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/725584660

https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/725588116

https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/725591563

https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/725689387

https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/725694527

https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/725699599

Read

>>40721864
No dude. I don't wana do this dude. Just tell me. This is scary.

>>40721868
You don't HAVE to, just read it all
It's an adventure about a treasure hunt irl

>>40721855
>Treasure hunt on /b/ last night
>Fags found box and didn't report back
>OP redid treasure hunt bigger and badder
>/fit/izen found first briefcase buried in some sand under a playground with coords and a key
>Second box with padlock in pile of leaves to left of OP pic
>1am box was confirmed gone
>/fit/izen MIA

days spent on this, fucking box thief

>>40721872
>>40721871
Please give me a run down...not a quick one...please...I NEED TO KNOW.

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>>40721876
>>>>>>>>>accurate

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No harboring wanted men /fit/

>>40721884
YO this is fucking scary. Fuck you dude.

>>40721884
>>40721887
shit's weak af
beta

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>>40721887
It's not scary dude, relax. I'll report back if there's something on the news in my area. I wasn't far.

>>40721898
Please do brah, Im so interested in this and high as fuck but its scary.

>>40721884
Fuckin MINDSPOOKS

>>40721904

Maybe smoke a little less. Geez

>>40721916
Fuck u dude.

>>40721789
>lost the zazz
It's Zyzz, you stupid.

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>>40721917

What do /fit/ manlet stoner's do?

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>>40721920
RIP in peace

>>40721920
I thought it was zozzle?

>>40721783

Dude. Have you ever been on /asp/?

Go on. Go browse that board for ten fucking minutes, then come back here and try to tell me it isn't the dirt worst, shit drizzling board on 4Chan.

>>40721930
forever mirin

>>40721923
Constantly bulk?

>>40721921
This wont trick me retard. Im high, no retarded.
>>40721940
Please stop bro...i ate so much.

>>40721923

Learn.

>>40721937
I once wondered where all the wrastlinfags went to. Occasionally they'll pop up on /b/ but holy hell.

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>>40721920
Kek

>>40721940
>>40721945
I am asking you, this is a new thing for me, it wasn't about me but now I feel like I need to know what you do. I just ate a heavy as fuck pizza burger with extra bacon and provolone so good

>>40721970
Don't ask me bro. I'm a 270 pound wizard.

>>40721970
THis sounds amazing. Im starving
>>40721990
Im so sorry for u bro. Like im sad sorta

>>40721949

It was so much better before the retarded rice burner booted /wwe/ off of /sp/. The natural sperg tendencies of every wrestling fan, combined with the number of posters from /wwe/ moving to /asp/, mixed with the unholy autism that permeated what very few posts there were on /asp/ before it became the wrestling board to create a perfect shitstorm of autism and shitposting.

And the mods do absolutely nothing about it.

>>40721864
is this going to be one of those threads where we find a dead body?

>>40721970

And I'm telling you, if you are a manlet, you must finally learn.

>>40721937
Holy shit, this is where all the sip fags need to go! White trash love wrestling and energy drinks

>>40722014
>>40721970

Hes right bro...

>>40721990
I knew a warlock once he was pretty bulk, but this isn't about him but I guess it could be. Teach a brother from another mother board
>>40721992
It's fucking heaven bro, think pizza on a burger with BACON.

>>40722014
I just try and be a biddy how do you define manlet in case this really is about me

>>40722009
I could probably watch wrestling if it wasn't for the spergy stigma honestly.

>>40722016

If I open an /asp/ tab an hour from now and find a "Did Sips Ever Draw A Dime" or "Which Flavor is the Sipsettey?" thread, I'll know who to blame.

>>40722035
Dude...I want a double quarter pounder with cheese. I want a nice nasty burger. Im so fucking hungry brah. I can eat SO much right now.

>>40722043
DO IT!!!

>>40722049
No brah, im too fcked to drive and i dont want to get fat dude

>>40722052
Take it with Laxatives, the shits are so fucking amazing. It's like you want to scream in pain and then when it finally drops your like man I just created that mother fucker that's part of me

>>40722076
This is my favorite thread. I love you brah. I'd spot you irl.

>>40722035
Perhaps I will browse more. I'm sure it's possible to get in shape as a NEET.

>>40722094
I pick shit up, and I put it down. Pizzaburger's on me man

>>40722109
Man I love being shape, but in all reality, if I could be anything I would be water
.

>>40722143
Dude at surface value, the "water shape" sounds dumb, but since it's fluid, it means you can be ANY shape...the best shape...crazy shit bro. Normies would think you are dumb for picking water, but I know EXACTLY why you picked it.

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Box Boy here. Tell that motherfuck that I watched him grab the second box, and if he doesn't deliver... We'll be dissapoint.

>>40722157
Exactly, be water my friend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APx2yFA0-B4

>>40722037

WWE right now is hot garbage. I can't fathom how anyone watches it. I stopped a while ago. Wrestling is, obviously, fiction. It is supposed to tell a story, and the staged fighting in front of a live crowd adds unique method of storytelling (the good wrestlers can sell a story just by working a match smart) and atmosphere (what other medium of fiction can have natural and sincere crowd reactions in real time?). Back when "wrestling was good," it DID tell a story.

Even if sometimes the story was how Kane raped Lita, got her pregnant, and then married her and then caused her to miscarry when he accidentally bowled over her when Gene Snitsky dodged his charge.

Now, it's just stupid shit happening for the sake of stupid shit happening, with no internal continuity or anything else that is required in order for the audience to suspend their disbelief and actually get invested in the shit that's happening. For example, the Bella Twins having a goddamn blood feud, with Nikki wishing Brie dead, only for them to be Besties literally a month after that feud ended with Nikki winning a match to make Brie her slave for a month. This previous Wrestlemania, Shane McMahon wrestled the Undertaker with the stipulation that Shane would get control of RAW if he won. He lost and was running RAW the next fucking day. Zack Ryder won the Intercontinental Championship in a baller 8 man ladder match to a HUGE pop, and lost it the next night in a bullshit finish to The Miz, who did nothing with it until he left TV for a month to make a shitty WWE Movie. Chris Jericho beat AJ Styles (arguably the best wrestler in the world who had just debuted in the WWE two months prior) to blow off their feud, and AJ, the loser, immediately entered into a feud for the WWE Championship.

Why would anyone care about ANY of that shit? There's no reason for things happening, therefore there is no reason to care about what happens, therefore there is no reason to watch.

>>40722227

And no one could possibly be invested in any of the wrestlers, because they're all made to look like complete chumps by the horrible booking.

For example, when Kevin Owens first came up to RAW from NXT, he did it by beating the crap out of John Cena. He looked like a badass and a terrible force of nature. Fast forward two years, he is anointed the goddamn Universal Champion by Triple H (<-Not an active wrestler anymore, though he's guaranteed to hog up a Wrestlemania match until the day he dies) when Aitch eliminated Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins (<-Active wrestlers who shouldn't be getting punked out by a glorified desk jockey) from a Fourway elimination match for KO. KO then proceeds to do nothing but cower from any challenge, hide behind Chris Jericho (who is really the last reason to bother with RAW anymore), and look like a complete bitch the entire time until Goldberg beat him in about 12 seconds at the Fast Lane PPV.

Why would ANYONE care about Kevin Owens after all that? Back when people actually WATCHED THIS SHIT, you had guys like Mick Foley, The Rock, Stone Cold, Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero, Brock Lesnar on a weekly basis, and Kurt Angle. Every last fucking one of them was made to look like a dangerous motherfucker, an absolute bad ass fighting machine and a genuine star. Now the WWE has Steph running around emasculating every wrestler on the roster to satisfy her cunt ego. And of course no one will ever be allowed to get over by giving her her Heel Comeuppance, because hitting a woman is Wrong, even if she assaults you (which she actually did to Roman Reigns at one point).

WWE fucking sucks. Do not watch it and tell everyone you know not to watch it. If you want to watch wrestling that is less insulting and more entertaining, look up some Ring of Honor shit. Or New Japan, particularly recent Wrestle Kingdom shows. Or better yet, Lucha Underground. THAT show was a thesis on storytelling, even it was basically a cheesy B movie.

what board am i on

>>40722283

Seriously, watch the first season of LU up to Aztec Warfare. If, after Aztec Warfare, you just don't like the show, you can conclude that you'll never like it and stop bothering. But if you have any interest in pro wrestling, LU is some good shit worth checking out.

>>40722288

Seems like a combination of /b/, /x/, /fit/, and /asp/

>>40721898
If you want to hide a location with the black box - people can still narrow it down (or pinpoint it if it's an urban area) with the three distance figures.

>>40722168
Did you see the cop cars?

wot happened here

>>40721740

he ded and you know it

/fit/izen, ytho. Why abandon us in your greatest hour? Were the contents too good? Was it a head in the box? Good drugs? A weapon?