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>tfw get /fit/ and only attract vapid self absorbed whores

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>tfw get /fit/ and only attract vapid self absorbed whores
What is the point?
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>>40718317
>Lifting for girls

You're not gonna make it.
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>>40718317
Have you tried putting your penis in them? It's pretty nice.
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>>40718317
That's why you go for a dumpy girl and make her worship you
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>>40718317
>tfw get /fit/ and only attract vapid self absorbed whores
>implying there is any other type of woman
>implying traps aren't superior in every way
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link the videos you ugly fuckers

pretty please
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I can't put my dick in her IQ
Her college degree doesn't make her hot
And her personality doesn't bounce on my dick while screaming daddy.

Banging far less hot and even ugly unfun chicks isn't a virtue anon. It's settling.
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>only whores are attractive to attractive men

huh really made me think there
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Hide your powerlevel
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>>40718317
>only attract vapid self absorbed whores

If you think women are vapid and self-absorbed, you're right, and there's a better alternative.

(they're called boys)
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>>40718410
I have thought about this alternative.

How do I force myself to be attracted to men?
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>>40718374
>I can't put my dick in her IQ
you could if you weren't such a brainlet
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>>40718499
This.
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>>40718367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-OwsRdYXjo
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>>40718452
*traps
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>>40718538
This puts OP into context a great deal. That girl is based as fuck.
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>>40718538
These are the kinds of girls that are going to look like like shit by the time they're 30. And they're definitely not winning any awards for their personality.

If you only lift for pretty girls, you're no better than a retard who likes shiny objects.
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>>40718317

When you're getting those, you've made it.

All of the other girls are attracted too. The whores are just more open and honest about it.

Just enjoy it until you find one worth keeping. And if you dont, nothing of value was really lost.
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>>40718538
tfw still dyel after almost a year of lifting

Videos like this make me want to kill myself

>inb4 lifting for girls
I just want to have sex once and then I can keep lifting for me.
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>>40718589
use them as inspiration
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LIFT TO GET GIRLS WITH PERSONALITY LEL
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>>40718600
mah dick
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>>40718600
honestly gross.both of them. He looks great and all but I would not be able to sleep at night if I did that.
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>>40718600
>front squats maybe 150lbs
>omg senpai ur so stronk.

why are women so easy to impress?
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>>40718683
I think her face is more a result of the fact his head is between her legs
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>>40718642
>I would not be able to sleep at night if I did that

The DOMS will pass before then, just take an ibuprofen.
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>>40718538
Do you think this was all staged?
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>>40718708
to what degree?
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>>40718703
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What a Vapid Douche. I bet hes gey though.
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>>40718317
That was the point.

Sorry if you thought it would attract fat little nerdy girls with glasses.
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>>40718717
i like how she stairs at that other guy for all of 2 seconds, the rest of the time her eyes are trained
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>>40718317
eh that's why i go for girls with some post-grad degree.

women who think like men with the body of a woman is bretty good but hard as fuck to obtain especially if they are good-looking.
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>>40718855
*stares
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>>40718317
>implying there are females who aren't vapid self absorbed whores
Do people still fall for the "I'm not like other females" meme in 2017?
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>Skinny fuck
>My lady friend is a gorgeous Polish national and conservative
>Been together every day for 2 years and never had any conflict aside from small things that were fixed in less than a day (and the make up afterward made us better
Feels good

P.S. American women have no values.
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>>40718317
> vapid self absorbed whores

that's all women
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>>40718717
conner murphy could be superman
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>>40718374

Lets be honest here you cant put your dick anywhere but your own hand.

Also a good looking girl doesnt have to be a self absorbed cunt. Plenty of good looking girls where clothes that arent revealing and dont do drunken dances on the bar table to get attention.
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That's the kind of woman who is obsessed with fit bodies, yeah.
If you lift for girls, you'll get 6/10 promiscuous women, like Zyzz, Jeff, Conner and all the rest.

It's sad, really.
Meanwhile, fit proper babes like Moosefix date normal guys.
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>>40719048
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>>40718600
>tfw want to do this but OHP them instead

that's good motivation to lift right?
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>>40720569
sure but the technique seems tricky and most wouldn't keep their body straight
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>>40721182
I don't know what to think about this. It's uncomfortable to see in person. Like a couple being publicly affectionate. Any girl that's not a complete retard has to be somewhat ashamed of interacting with the dude.
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>>40718538
she was so cute
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>>40721182
It actualy is tricky, I have difficulties benching my 60kg gf, while I can bench 3 plates for a tripple.
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>>40718374
>And her personality doesn't bounce on my dick while screaming daddy
what is this obsession with calling people daddy, that's fucked
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>>40722179
Fuck you.
That shit's hot.
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>>40718579
as much as I'd like to agree with you, those pretty girls who go for the hot guy usually have their fun while young, then settle with a guy when they choose and their lives go on perfectly fine
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>>40718374
This reminds me of the famous words of Jon Lajoie.
"I can't have sex with your personality,
And I can't put my penis in your college degree,
And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
So why're you sharing all this information with me?"
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>>40722238
Wow, that's some weapons-grade autism.
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>>40718360
pretty much this, it really is fucking true that the only half-way decent chicks (good personality, interesting, etc) are almost always 7.5/10 or below, the pretty girls would be good for a fuck but not for a long-term relationship
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>>40718538
but the guy is hanging around where there are going to be alot of drunk girls who have no idea what the hell they are doing, if he were to do this in broad daylight it would be an entirely different story
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>>40722179

Fundamental power fantasy for both people involved.

Daddy is the first authority figure in a girl's life.

They either had one and need to substitute a new one, or didnt have one, a need one to fill the hole.

Not to be taken as literal. That's a whole 'nuther level of fucked up.
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>>40718317
but looks dont matter?? why getting /fit/ would affect your life in anyway when looks dont matter wtf????

>>40718329
yeah and women put on make up "for themselves xD"
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>>40722238
> I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams

you're not trying hard enough
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>>40722238
But there's something
That means more to me
Than big titties
And round booty
It's your personality
SIKE

-Brain Bangley
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>>40719254
current superman puts even connor in shade. I mean face wise. Connor has better physique i guess
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>>40718717
these are some unfortunate peck insertions
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>>40722314
>need to fill the hole
kek
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am i the only one that look at these videos and doesnt feel anything? it looks great and the attention must feel great but deep down i know i wouldnt enjoy it. i never liked these overly-energetic all the time talking yelling basic girls. not even in highschool. im not a dweeb but i need to have some connection with the person and find him/her interesting. i tried forcing myself to hang out with groups like these and i did not really enjoy it

the attention he gets in general most feel good though
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>>40722451
I don't like it either but I wouldn't mind it as long as I got to bone them.
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I want to use their bodies to masturbate inside of, so that when i marry a good woman one day I don't fuck around like a faggot on her.

If she does cheat, I have experience picking up women, so it wont be a problem.
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>>40718317
So you attracted women?

It can't be helped anon, women are taught by society to be that way.

before I started lifting I had trouble attracting 5s because they all thought they were hot shit because "muh vagina" and expected a 10/10 chad.

now I'm fit and have a stable income those same cunts think we're on the same league and try to get at me.

I don't blame them though, women are just brought up to think this way and their beliefs are reinforced by the thousands of betas who preform circus tricks for their amusement.

You're best just pumping and dumping insecure girls/virgins then later on maybe settle for a 4/10 who literally no one wants.
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>>40722459
im pretty sure he does these for the youtube money though, with his looks he could pick up girls that fuck on the first date anyway but arent obvious ratchets
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>>40722478
>build your skills with stacies, then build your life and family with a lonely fat girl

Lonely fat girl detected.
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>>40722494
Yeah. I don't know if I could become the buff cringe king for youtube bucks. The shit he pulls sometimes is seriously embarrassing, which is probably on purpose.
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>>40722527
Look man, I'd just rather settle for a girl who hasn't gone through a mile of dick.

as long as she's less attractive than me I'm down for it.
she'll be grateful for the rest of her life thinking she's "earned" me.

meanwhile I'll still be fucking girls younger and more attractive than her on the side while she preps my meals, cleans my clothes, and looks after my offsprings.
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>>40722546
>and spends your money
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>>40722084
i know that feel senpai, except i cant bench 3pl8s.
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>>40718698

fucking cringe
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>>40722558
>implying I care if she did or not
>implying she won't be a nerdy fat fuck who spends it on food or anime
>implying she's not just there to shit out my children and tend to them in their baby stage
>implying it won't be the same as owning a maid
whichever way you look at it I get what I want and the clueless fat cunt will be happy.
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>>40722478
>So you attracted women?
I dunno bout you but i got fit and didnt attract anyone
Dating now is alot harder than when i was a skelly,

I really do with being fit was a pancea for dating woes but so far being fit has only made things worse since its "one less thing" to improve in the hopes of getting dates
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There are attractive non-vapid women, but you won't find them shaking her ass at the club
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>>40718317
>only attract vapid self absorbed whores
you are retarded by default

>hurr durr why women do not act like men hurr
>hurr its not like their actions are constantly under attack from media outlets durrr
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>>40722642
>going to mainstream clubs
pleb
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>>40720569
Don't get cocky

Sure an OHP is more impressive to /fit/, but women won't know the difference. They just enjoy being moved around by a strong man. Plus if you're going to OHP there's a slight chance that you fail and then you'll look a fool
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>>40722642
Then what good are they to me now?
I'm at the club/party/library
I'm half naked and showing off my gains
I'm watching hot lit bitches shake their ass and giving me eye blowjobs
I'm trying to sink all nine inches into something fine, pretty, and probably legal.

Those bitches are at home reading 50 shades and going to town on themselves with a "back messager".
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>>40722084
GF's aren't stiff like a barbell and you have less grip
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>lifting for girls
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>>40722642
>There are attractive non-vapid women
Id like to believe this but after three years being single i can tell you there are two types of girls
1. vapid girls who like being single
2. girls with boyfriends

Every girl i have met who was a 5/10+ and somewhat sensible has had a boyfriend, even 4/10s had boyfriends
So yeah, dating is a shit show and there are very very VERY few sensible women to have an actual relationship with (atleast in the millenial generation, maybe gen z has more sensible women idk)
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>>40722618
You're going about it all wrong then.

try going out with friends or co-workers after work, especially if there's female co-workers there too.

get to know females in your circle of daily interaction, speak to them.

eventually you'll either be seen by their friends who'll take interest in you or the girl herself will go for you or try to make it obvious that she likes you.

women rarely ever make the first move so the closest you'll get out of them is subtle hints, keep your eyes peeled, play it cool, and most importantly never take them seriously.
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>>40722674
maybe islamic communism isn't such a bad idea after all
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>>40718317
>>40718538
She looks based to me. I'm tired of seeing hot girls with dyel uggo because they dont want to look vain
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>>40722704
Thats really strange because ive been doing exactly what you mentioned
I do have hobbies, i study and i work so it made more sense to try and meet a girl "organically" in the course of doing these things
I dont want to do tinder or online dating because i know its a shitfest for guys but this is exactly the problem

Ive honestly met more girls during these past three years who pretended to be single or just didnt mention that they had a boyfriend just to flirt than ive met single girls who want to date.


Its a crazy competition for girls nowadays it seems and its not just about being the best/tallest/fittest/richest because you need to be first, very few girls will dump her bf simply because she met someone better looking.

All in all, its a fucked up situation
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>>40722741
Women crave attention more than anything.

doesn't matter if they're in a relationship or not, they'll be loud, flirt, hug and show affection to other guys, they'll do anything to get attention.

of course to get this kind of treatment from them you have to be moderately decent looking and not a total sperg.

honestly best advice I can give you is to focus on yourself rather than obtaining women cause women can smell it when you're desperate.

just focus on your gains, work, and social status among your co workers/friends.

but then if you do that you'll attract women who think you're a "catch" and want to suck the money out of your wallet, then fun out of your life, and the sperm out of your ballsack.

but really you shouldn't be taking dating advice from /fit/ mate. what works for me might not work for you.
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>>40722204
> there is such a thing as a reformed whore
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>>40722777
trips confirm
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>>40722772
>they'll do anything to get attention.
Ive noticed, this is also the issue i have with tinder
Guys use it for dates/hookups and girls use it for attention, girls dont need to date guys but guys need to give her attention to get a chance of a date.


>just focus on your gains, work, and social status among your co workers/friends.
Been doing it for the past few years and sure, it does have its perks like more calmness and a distance from things but i do miss those quiet days i spent fucking the brains out of my gf and i wouldnt mind having that back

Ive taken fits dating advice, ive tried every sensible dating advice i could find but the issue is and always has been the same
Lack of single girls to approach
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>>40722772
nothing works for me
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>>40721182
fugg, it looks like it would be near impossible to OHP a reasonably sized girl. they have no common properties with a barbell.
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>>40722893

It's harder than a regular OHP, but it's by no means impossible if they know what to do (ie not to go limp in your arms). Helps a lot if you've done some odd object lifting in the past though.
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>>40722893
What good is power lifting if you can't use it to manhandle tiny bitches and rawdog them against a wall.

Useless cock sucking faggotry. That's all powerlifting is.
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>>40722179
I thought the same until it happened to me.
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>>40718698
christ there's always one sad sack who feels the need to compete by basically writing the words "I'm an insecure cunt" over their forehead.
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>>40722179
daddy issues manifest themselves in many mysterious ways, but they're usually fun
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>>40722893
>girls have no common properties with a barbell

This quote encapsulates 90% of all threads on fit
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>>40718600
>surprise me
>cuts to his face between her thighs

10/10
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>>40722674
What happened to the fag that set this poor kid up? Surely parents/teachers found out what was happening.
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>>40718579
>of mice and feels
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>>40722674

>tfw saw an exact lookalike real girl on the street

I wanted to kidnap her so much
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>>40718538
havent been on /fit/ for over a year, this is the shit that's popular now?
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>>40722321
>not actually feeling like heaven when lifting
Confirmed never gonna make it
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>>40722451
being content in your own life in general is the thing everyone wants but very few have.

jealousy cannot exist if you're content because why would you want to live the life of someone else? life is meaningless without choice and consequence
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>>40722893
just push press
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>>40722459
>tfw extroverts are a MASSIVE turn off for me
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>>40722527
>Lonely fat girl

What should we call them?

What's an usual fat girls name?
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>>40718717
wow, that 6'2 guy really made a fool out of that 5'10 manlet
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>>40722893
>they have no common properties with a barbell.
truly women are life's greatest meme
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>>40723179
whats the context of that webm?
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>>40722947
this, everyone hates it till they get it
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>>40718317
is she squint-eyed?
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>>40722371
i do agree about henry cavill, i think connor would be a good "young, just starting out superman" physically at least
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>>40721182
This dude is so fucking cringe. Stop posting him.
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>>40722674
Fuck, I remember this being a meme. What was it about again?>>40722674
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>>40718698
embarrassing desu.
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>>40722057
>it's uncomfortable to see in person

You're embarrassed of people being sexual. You've been shamed whole life that being sexual is creepy and beta, by society and women.

>Any girl that's not a complete retard has to be somewhat ashamed of interacting with the dude.

typical defeatist mentality, shame the guy for being better than you. ("he only gets retarded girls, lololol").

Enjoy being clueless beta your whole life and not learning how the world works.
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>>40723695
>t. ratchet from the video
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>>40723695
>Enjoy being clueless beta your whole life and not learning how the world works.

you sound like an 18 year old """redpilled""" redditor
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>>40723747
Not an argument.
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>>40723783
>redpilled redditor using /pol/ memes
you just hit the sperg-o meter
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>>40723795
See
>>40723783
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>>40722321
>comparing putting chemicals on your face to improving your body and health for decades to come

You're an idiot.
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>tfw only girls you're not attracted to show interest in you.

Only 2 girls in the last few years I've been attracted to have shown me interest, everyone else is either blonde, fat or ugly.

I think there are single girls, but when you have a certain type you're attracted to, you're gonna see fewer single girls because you're limiting yourself.

At this point I'm considering anyone who isn't fat, I just want to fuck and cuddle.
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>>40722321
>yeah and women put on make up "for themselves xD"
Women put on make up for other women, they feel the need to be prettier and better than other women
They dont care about men because they know men will dick them no matter what
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Guys, have any of you ever gotten a girls number with just a bit of talking and then gone out on a date? It seems like girls want to get to know me, before they go out on a date to get to know me? wtf?
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>>40722321
>get fit
>you are stronger
>faster
>more agile
>you can use your body in various ways, depending in the sports you do
>your body is part of why you're attractive
>people tend to notice you more
>you may attract somebody for a fuck

>put on make-up
>it may be fun
>you'll hide your ugly gabber for a few hours
>your complexion will get worse
>your skin will get worse
>you may attract Chad for a fuck

Astonishing similarity.
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>>40718581
This guy knows
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>tfw used to be the fat sweaty kid in high school
>got /fit/ and managed to snag a QT gf who's a total bro
>spend our free time playing video games and riding dirt bikes

It's easier if you're friends with them first. If you spend all your time in clubs and bars looking for girls, why are you surprised when they turn out to be whores?
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>>40718698
I can feel his insecurity, desu.
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>>40718516
Do you have the one where Wojack gets a BJ from his brain tissue shaped like a woman? I forgot to save it and the archive is down.
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>>40723578
Faggots grooming a pretty boy to become their cumdumpster.
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>>40718538
why is he naked on the street like that?

isn't that peak autism?
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>>40722451
youre probably a social retard who spends all of his time doing boring shit and couldn't have fun if someone paid you
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>>40722642
can this meme end? I know that virgins get uncomfortable at the sight of anyone showing their sexuality out of insecurity but dancing at the club doesn't make you vapid or a whore
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>>40726302

Kek. Infopic or link, anyone?
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>>40718374
how is your debauchery and depraved lifestyle going for you so far?

how is going to go for you in the future?

come to think of it, have you ever rubbed two brain cells together to gather enough introspect to understand that what you're glorifying is completely shallow and hollow?
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>>40718317
So you can have a choice
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>>40718317
>Quiet, deadlift
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-OwsRdYXjo
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>>40718499
I've been with a really intelligent chick. She viewed sex drive as a base thing and sex was basically an adversarial thing for her. IE the guy wants something from me that I have to give. I would rather have a dumb hot chick who loves to fuck.
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>>40726517
Fucking incel, go back to /pol/.
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>>40726590
the truth hurts, i know
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>>40718538

absolute degeneracy
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>>40726590
>Hey maybe fucking evrything that moves isn't healthy, and you should practice some common decency and self control
>Lol go back to /pol/ you nazi

Ya got me.
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>>40726589
>Not being that primal man who takes her
>Not her being slightly terrified of being raped
>Not her being nigh orgasmic and soaking wet inspite of herself if you're in the same room with her alone

You fucked it up.
You should have been taking the pussy
Being the aggressor who conquered her took what he wanted and left her used satisfied deeply outwardly upset but underneath she's happy. Her virtue is intact, you are satisfied and the itch she dare not scratch or even acknowledge was so thoroughly scratched and soothed that it's a bit bloody and raw.
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>>40718317
her voicebox needs a dick in it ASAP
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shit. this is just fueling my desire to get big.

>>40718317

She reminds me of Kate Hudson.
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>>40726641
>self control
>common decency
is that what you tell yourself to help cope with the fact no girl wants anything to do with you?
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>>40722893
F U N C T I O N A L
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>>40723018
Underrated
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>>40718600
Fuck, that girl is super qt.
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>>40726735
>t. blonde ratchet
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>>40718317
>only attract vapid self absorbed whores
so basically all women?
>what is the point
reproduction, if you're dumb enough
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>>40726871
NO SHES NOT
SHE DOESNT EVEN LIFT
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>>40722893
>tried benching my sister once
>failed even though she only weighs 1pl8
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>>40726302
Doubt it. I think that kid ended up being 13 years old.
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>>40727111
Checked.
Where did you grip your sister to bench her?
Where did she land?
How did you fail if she weighs 1pl8?
so many questions
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>>40722238
Women are equal and they deserve respect.
Just kidding they should suck my dick.
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>>40722084
Shifting of center of gravity, Its like trying to carry a bucket of water or carry a baby while sleeping.
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>>40723695

I don't know what you look like or who you interact with, but confident and attractive girls beyond high school don't do these sorts of things. Same reason the man who slays different pussy on the regular doesn't embrace the whole "player" persona, or brag about it. The people you see doing these extravagant displays of public attention usually lack self confidence. The most attractive people are usually subtle
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>>40722527
She doesnt have to be fat
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>>40722238
Women are stupid and I don't respect them
That's right, I just have sex with them.
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>>40718374
>tfw to smart too mate with low IQ woman
>tfw your growing intellect will eventually place you beyond mundane things like procreation or social interaction
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>>40728246
or maybe its just a dumb video made for utube bux, fame, etc
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>>40728504
source of the video?
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>>40728588
>source?
No idea, sorry.
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>>40722901
I do 1pl8 for 5 and was able to do it to my bro who weighs 150, but I was drunk which probably helped. And I threw out my back and was on IR for 2 weeks.
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>>40728504
The acting and timing of Zelda in that was actually really good desu
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>>40726517

A tip for you m'lady for you are not like those shallow harlots of le olde club
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>>40729105
...it's the other way around. You act it out and then fit the effects in afterwards.
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>>40718538
Does he actually squat and deadlift? He definitely has the bodybuilder upper body, but his legs look weak as fuck.
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>>40718317

For all those who say

>I got /fit/ but girls ain't mirin ;___;

you need to see this one.
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>>40723695
see >>40728246

Drunk girls during their college years would love to do this. However, it's repellent the older and more mature they get.
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>>40729347
he does but its weak as fuck for a guy taking roids, his videos show him squatting like 245 with shitty form and deadlifting 3 plates with even shittier form.

his strength is pretty terrible, for a guy lifting since he was 14, he can only bench like 2 plates for reps. but at the same time hes aesthetic af brah
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>>40718538
He's likely a douche but whatever. Shes hot, good for him. Get ripped, fuck hot bitches, make money.
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>>40729404
>Lifting for girls
No one really lifts for anyone or anything else. That is just shit that haters say. People lift for themselves. Being considered attractive to others is just one of the reasons that people lift for themselves.
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>>40718329
FPBP

Game Over Brah
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>>40729490
Connor is 100% all about looks, he even explained in one of his videos he wears a weight belt all the time so his waist doesn't get any bigger, he might have been joking but it seems like something he would do.
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>>40719288
>Lets be honest here you cant put your dick anywhere but your own hand
This post stinks of reddit. Please at least lurk before shitting up the board
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>>40718698
I like to think that he's just enjoying himself
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>>40729404
Fuckin caught
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>>40722291
Yep

>have a bitch older sister
>typical pumpkin spice latte cunt
>worked at hollister
>modeled for hollister
>constantly gets gifts from various guys
>only brings her id to the bar when she goes out because she gets all her drinks for free
>spray tans 4 dayz
>constantly complains about not finding a nice guy
>hangs out with failures

I think because I grew up with her, I developed a thing specifically for cute girls and they usually have great, genuine personalities, mentalities and bodies.

I can't even convince myself that Victoria Secret models are attractive she's polluted the idea of society's "hot chicks" so much. I have nothing against "attractive" women but I just don't fuckin see it.
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>>40729585
he was, this guy wasn't
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>>40726517
Fox and grapes
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>>40729584

I've never used that site. Clear as day you do though since you know exactly how everyone on their types.

You have to go back.
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>>40729609
>The insecure beta cuck on the right

Keep crying
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>>40729609
Fuck this is great. That guy is so mad.
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>>40729228
Then how did the others fuck it up so bad?
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>>40722238
>>40728499
Show me your genitals! Genitals!
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>>40729609
Imagine being this fucking jelly and mad.
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>>40729606
>I can't even convince myself that Victoria Secret models are attractive she's polluted the idea of society's "hot chicks" so much. I have nothing against "attractive" women but I just don't fuckin see it.
Basically me.
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>>40718317
I don't attract anybody
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>>40729689
>>40729701
I seriously don't get why people act like this. I look nowhere as good as shredded dude (in fact on a cut so i feel tubby as fuarkk) but i just get inspired and motivated when I see aesthetic bros, even if they do gear and i don't plan to.

This is the one area of life where fox and grapes doesnt make sense because we all have the possibility to get those sweet azz grapes. I hope that guy finds some inner peace, even if he doesn't change his physique.
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>>40726671
..and then she gets you jailed for rape and your life ends
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>>40729903
It's just straight up jealousy, he sees him getting all the girls attention and knows he has a nicer body then him so he gets angry.
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>>40729564
Damn what lead to that?
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>>40729606
>I can't even convince myself that Victoria Secret models are attractive
they aren't particularly attracive.
>very thin
>small breasts
>no hips at all

fashion models aren't marketed towards men. they're marketed towards other women, and towards the fashion community/industry which largely consists of women and homosexual men.
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>>40729913
Yeah.. I think i might be a weird autismo because while I've felt jealousy before, even that type of situation, all i thought was "fuck i can do that too, lets kick ass and a c t u a l l y compete with this guy!"

I'm like a retarded anime MC
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>>40729962
she confused his abs for his face
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>>40726735
You realize you don't have to fuck everything that moves, right? Like you can control yourself and maybe not get STDs from fucking any bimbo that shows interest in you. It's called willpower.

We're supposed to be civilized men, not niggers.
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>>40730001
I hope youre just trolling and not this much of a smuck in real life
>>
Somebody got sauce for that blonde girl's name or Instagram? She's based af
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>>40730072
>>40730109
It's "shmuck", you tard.

>>40730036
I'm not saying casual sex isn't nice, But you guys tend to put way too much stock into what females think about you. Sex is nice, but it isn't why I lift or make money, and getting laid as much as I can isn't my goal in life. Living a happy fulfilling life is my goal, and it seems (in my personal opinion anyway) that getting obsessed with getting your dick wet tends to make you super unhappy with your life.

I used to have plenty of FWBs when I was in college, but it always just made me feel like I was trying to fuck away my sadness, instead of working on being happy. I know this isn't how EVERYONE feels, obviously, but I just find it weird that people worry so much about getting laid. Of course putting down people who do like getting laid all the time is a dick move on my part, so sorry about that.

I might be an autist for saying all this shit, but I wholeheartedly believe that fucking all sorts of sloots is highly overrated.
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>mfw there are people who think connor is natty
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>>40718538
>my bodybuilding secret
>not steroids
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>>40730359
>I might be an autist for saying all this shit, but I wholeheartedly believe that fucking all sorts of sloots is highly overrated.

it's the natural desire of man to fuck around as much as possible. building civilisation made it necessary to tame this behavior. but nowadays, civilisation is breaking down around us, so people revert to their primal instincts once again.
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>>40730500
I don't wanna disagree, because I think you make a good point there. But I don't think civilization is falling down like you say it is. I jut think people's morality as a whole tend to be going down the shitter. Plus I don't think fucking all sorts of women is going to help fix anything.

Maybe I'm just bitter towards women because the girl I was gonna marry someday cheated on me. Who knows?
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>>40730553
>I don't wanna disagree, because I think you make a good point there. But I don't think civilization is falling down like you say it is. I jut think people's morality as a whole tend to be going down the shitter.

those are linked very closely and can be observed easily.
>erosion of the nuclear family
>below replacement birth rates, population decline
>rise of single motherhood
>loss of faith in ones people and nation, lack of patriotism, lack of trust in ones compatriots and community
>loss of vigilance, loss of fighting spirit, loss of will to resist, defeatism

society has already been weakened to the point where it is now slowly being overtaken by foreigners, and it is still unwilling to defend itself
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reminder that not even connor murphy has a good enough body for the chick on the left
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>>40730553
I don't think he was implying a full apocalyptic end of the world collapse, but something closer to, say, the Romans, or something
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>>40726517
Ahh my fellow redpiller, tip of the internet's to you my friendly gentlemen and scholar.
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>>40726641
>Self control and decency for 30 years
What powers do you have friend?
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Reminder that chicks mire Connor because of his PREDETERMINED FACE, FRAME and HEIGHT
The average gymcel would be behind bars if he tried engaging women in a similar fashion
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>>40730888
I'm only 22 homie. And I guess I'm not saying don't EVER fuck. But people seem to be under the impression that you gotta fuck any and every girl that gives you a modicum of attention, and are obsessed with getting that female attention however they can.

Fuck that, I've got too much shit I need to take care of to be wasting my time trying to get into girls panties. Again, maybe I'm bitter because My gf of three years decided to cheat on me with a skinny balding art "teacher".
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>>40718538
>they where like
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>>40726589
>mfw dating a female doctor who wants to fuck every night
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>>40729907
It's an organic thing, my lust is under control, hers...is something I'm going to have to feel out and force her to confront and then take.
To yank her pants down around her ankles and slowly touch her inner thighs, lower tummy, her mound and slowly but not quite touch her warm moist pussy. Feeling her hot channel. Touching her and kissing her sensitive body, neck and ear. Making her almost beg me to touch her pussy and slapping her inner thighs hard if she tries to close her legs. I can almost feel her heart beat and her pussy twitch as I lightly caress her slit...

But.
If there is nothing there, if she's truly as broken and sexually dead as she says then I'll have no choice but to cheat on her or simply dump her but keep her around as a friend if she was an interesting and affable enough woman.

I wouldn't have the time or patience to put up with that.
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>>40722674

now this is a meme i havent seen in some time
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>>40718317

that girl seems pretty cool. in the video she complains about the kids squat depth and says ass to grass.
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>>40730642
lmao don't you think our globalist overlords already have a way to keep beta males on the leash after marriage completelly falls?
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>>40731484
Autism. Pure autism
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>>40718317
>get fit to fuck girls
>surprised when those girls are as shallow as you

Most girls don't give a shit. They want a guy who's fun and confident. If you're some self absorbed dumbass you only attract the same thing.
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>>40729609
wow he even has a nigger slave to hold up a placard for him
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>>40730656
she's shy obviously
you can tell how hard she's trying not to spill her spaghetti when she talks at the end
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He looks like he's having a lot of fun

Too bad I'm not as shredded as him
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>>40718317
Not true at all.

Develop a personality.

Even SJW types love me once they realize I'm not the stereotype they have in their head of muscly guys.
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>>40718360
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>>40718317
she is drunk as fuck in this vid.
>Thinking one person represents a whole population. ur retarded.
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>>40718698
>holding chads arm and hand while sperglord makes a fool of himself
Sad man
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>>40722478
You sound like a massive faggot.
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>>40722075
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>>40718329
this
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>>40723695
You're not an alpha, you're a clown.
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That´s because your personality is still at the same level as that of a vapid, self-absorbed whore.

You think you deserve a good, intelligent and loving woman because your body is hot? Isnt that exactly what these stupid women you complain about also believe?
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>>40718374
i can't have sex with your personality
and i can't shove my penis in your college degree
and i can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
so why are you sharing all this information with me?
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>>40735473
Just knock up a hot Mexican then since you clearly think like an animal. What a waste of white skin....
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>>40729962
what lead to that is 3rd wave feminism and men not hitting back often enough
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>>40721182
>Doesn't even OHP lmao2cutie
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>>40718538
savage
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>>40718538
This is what Western civilization has come to lmao
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>>40718717
MANLETS BTFO
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>>40723018
KEK
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>>40730500
>evoltutionary psychology
>"natural desire"
thanks for the pseudo-intelligence you brainlet faggot
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>>40731415

This
This fucking dog in the picture just knows
He knows that it's not going to last forever
But he doesn't care
He is lost in the moment of air rushing through his fur
He is lost in speed
Nothing matters for him any more
The scenery passing by at a rapid rate
That he has to piss like hell
Or that he is brought to the vet to be put down
It's his last journey
Breathing in the fresh air
He now realises
>>
It's vapid whores all the way down, might as well have your pick of the pretty ones
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>>40718317
Meh idc. You gotta realize there's always gonna be some guy looking amazing when roiding. It's a short term game. How great did Zyzz look and where's he at now?

If you don't flat out die you will end up with numerous other problems as you age. I mean I guess we all do but isn't the point to not purposely increase the odds of those things?

Whatever the dudes having a great life I judging by his views (and the money that comes with that), but for the life of me I can never get behind using roids.
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>>40736030
Maybe in burgerland but there are plenty of shy quiet qts elsewhere
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>>40730656
They're trying to "neg" him. What PUA autists have to invent scientific lingo for women do instinctively.
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>>40718538
>dirty 6th
stay pleb
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>>40730656
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fox_and_the_Grapes
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>>40731484
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>>40726455


https://youtu.be/WcmwPMkoReY
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>>40723695
>You're embarrassed of people being sexual. You've been shamed whole life that being sexual is creepy and beta, by society and women.

No, he's embarrassed of people being sexual because it's not him. He is jealous, and his embarrassment is just the manifestation of sour grapes
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>>40736713
I really can't wait until that gay gene is identified and women start aborting faggots. Seeing faggotry wiped out like down syndrome should be great.
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>>40718374
>Lmao life is about pleasure and fun xD

t. millenial nihilist

Its because of weak people like you the west is dying
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>>40718331
Faggot
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>>40718374
this comment sure triggered a lot of assblasted /pol/tards
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>>40723202
If you think about it you only get older every year while more people younger than you join. I'm 30 and was on 4chan when I was 18 lol.

YOU BETTER BELIEVE THIS PLACE HAS GOT WORSE
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>tfw you realise not all women are whores
>tfw you realise amongst the whores there are still wife material out there

I love you brahs 100% homo
>>
>>40722304
He makes a living on youtube showing off his gains to whores in public
>>
Would you do it?
>be chad
>stand shirtless in front of a night club
>wait for drunk whores
>make video for youtube money
Imo I don't think that the cringe and shame is worth the money.
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>>40718538
I feel nothing but disgust

Lucky guy though
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>>40723569
T. the guy doing pushups in the background so everyone knows he's insecure
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>>40737920

>/fit.

>>40738038

I love you too, anon
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>>40718600
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>>40718825
>Shy wallflower who would give both her tits to be railed by Chad von Fratboittom
>Easiest opportunity to berry dicc once you get swole, especially if the chubs are your type

My math doesn't add up here.
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>>40736047
Nah bro roids are pretty safe. Getting drunk on alcohol every weekend will do more damage to your body than responsible use of anabolics.
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>>40729730
G E N I T A L I A
E
N
I
T
A
L
I
A
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>>40730656
she's the 5.5 though
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>>40736122
shy quiet qts have psych issues though
>>40736047
>killing liver using roids
vs
>killing liver using alcohol
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>>40735424
The brainteasers in the pic aren't even real brainteasers.
>The colours of A and B are different
>They're not concentric circles.
>The gray boxes actually are there.
>The circles are different sizes.
>The colours of the words are the same colours that the word is describing.
>Lines are a different length.
>Not a mystery at all.
>Those lines aren't parallel.
>That line is longer.
>The pipe is actually bent under the arrow.
>The boxes are different sizes.
>It is thicker where it passes through.
>There isn't a figure there.
>That's the staircase illusion with half of it mirrored so it has stairs going up twice followed by down twice.
>So it's got another leg???

Who made this image, and fucking why???
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>>40740550
You may have actual autism.
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>>40740550
>Autism: The autism
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>>40740569
>>40740572
Yeah, fair enough. I just don't understand why someone went to the effort to make it.
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>>40740647
To troll autists, one must become the autism.
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>>40740658
Trolling autists by wasting time creating a pointless image?
Pretty sure the creator is more autistic than anyone who looks at it and says "Huh, guess some retard fucked with the illusions."
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>>40722321
confirmed, youre not gonna make it.
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>>40722546
Does loyalty means anything these days?
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>>40740677
Probably, I'm glad he did make it tho. Had a friend of mine going furious over how bullshit these were and even sent me "Proof" made in paint how the circles were different sizes etc
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>>40740677
it's called second degree humor...it's been around for around a 1500 years... It comes from scandinavia supposedly where vikings would kill like 10 enemies and go, "look guys, i'm not that strong ! HAR HAR HARHARHARH"
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>>40722314

>Not literally roleplaying father/daughter incest

Philistine.
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>>40719048
wew lad
>>
How many cycles of test does it take for a normal fag to be connor murphey aesthetic mode?

My guess is just 1.
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>>40730500
Why do people keep quoting this post like it's some kind of fact, instead of some rando's opinion?

I'm pretty sure the writer didn't have a doctorate in anthropology
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>>40730955
Only children and normies think that way
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>>40736887
t. pathetic "nazi" that can't speak German, isn't married and jerks off to asians
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>>40730001
>We're supposed to be civilized men, not niggers.
biggest misconception of these millenia
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>>40733035
and you sound salty about him describing you
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>>40721182
If you look at the video some do manage to keep their bodies stiff rather than flop about.
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>>40736830
Just for you friend! ᵔᴥᵔ
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>>40740550
It's an autism test. I think you failed
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>>40740730
At that point it's less about trolling autists and more about trolling retards though.
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>>40740550
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>>40718317
attracting vapid self absorbed whores
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>>40723896
You will dick them no matter what, but the guys that they want to be dicked by have a wide selection of whores to dick and in that case the one who looks just a bit better than the other one will go home with Chad so yeh makeup matters
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>>40722546
you'd be better off just buying a russian sex slave.
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>>40741410
Man, I really want some fish and chips.
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>>40718331
Don't listen to this.
I tried and now I've gotaa get an attorney.
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>>40741609
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>>40718374
Show me your genitals
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>>40735998
Hey bro, you good?
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tfw lifting to get an exotic pure foreign girl
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>>40741897
please dont tell me that thing is a man
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>>40741926
welcome newfriend.
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>>40741926
a man could squat more
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>>40718331
On a scale of 1 to that first sip of the day, how good is it?
>>
>>40718600
how long would it take to get to this pussy eating level
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>>40718717
how tall is he?
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>>40718339
this
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>>40718317
Dude, no girl that's a whole, complete, complex person is gonna care about you if you look like some empty headed gym bro. Get fat, get the girl, get /fit/
It works
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>>40740947
all kinds of strawmanning.
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>>40741410
England: the gif

>>40718317
You sound like a whiney little bitch, no surprises you're not getting any poon from any of them.
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>>40718698

Found this funny as fuck tbqh.
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>>40735505
But men never hit women in history, stop being overly chauvunistic.
The issue is men allowed themselves to be hit.
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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