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>tfw the out-this-world attractive girl at my gym follows me around the gym from exercise to exercise always purposely in my line of sight because she knows how attracrive she is and wants to discract me and stop me having a good workout
I had to finish my workout early today. Why are women so evil?
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She wanted to steal your gains.
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>>40715451
why are you so autistic?
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>>40715451
Talk to her
I promise she'll leave you alone after that
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>>40715451
>he didn't believe in gains goblins
>>40715540
don't listen to this fool
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>>40715540
No stare at her while looking angry. She will not approach you again.
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>>40715540
nice
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>>40715451
>yfw OP's "direct line of sight" involves 3 mirror angles
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>>40715540
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>>40715540
R E K T
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>>40715451
Walk up to her and ask her how much she weighs
Then say if she acts embarassed or upset "Nevermind you're about (insert some flattering number here)"
Loudly count out how much weight you are putting on a bar
Then start doing fast and hard hip bridges with that weight while staring at her angrily or doing the most obvious rape face you can imagine.
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>>40715633
Kek
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>>40715633
only realistic response
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They're not evil, she just wanted attention because subconsciously we must fuck and reproduce so that the human species can carry on and be exploited by reptilian alien lizards. It's just plain obvious.
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>>40715540
hahahahahah
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>>40715540
kek
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>>40715962
sameth faggeth
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>tfw pretty much the most attractive girl I've seen irl is being nice to you
>tfw she developed a nice personality because everyone she ever met treated her nicely
>tfw her being nice to you makes you think about her constantly
>tfw she doesn't think about you at all
>ever
>tfw she's probably fucking Chad now
I wish I was a man instead of an overgrown boy.
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