>Start drinking and enjoying myself >Decide why waste my

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>>40708761
>Now no women will want to know me since they will think i'm taken
it's the opposite my dude

>>40708876
I heard it was trashy and stuff.

>>40708761
>>Now no women will want to know me since they will think i'm taken

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>40708761
>>40708876
This, they'll be all over you.

>shes coming on to you at her Halloween party
>right in front of your gf
>Shes a farmer
>that part on her leg where the stocking squeezes the leg fat upward

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>>40708914
>>40708912
>>40708876
What the fuck? I'm still new to all of this but are you cunts serious?

>>40708992
the joke is girls only start to get interested in a guy when he's taken

it shows he has social currency

except it isn't a joke

also when a guy is in a relationship his confidence goes up exponentially, therefore he unwittingly attracts multiple females through this alone

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>>40708992
even when I was skeleton tier, it's insane. I'm not a scientist or anything but I'd guess it has something to do with the idea that if you are taken you must be desirable. Maybe its just a woman thing, I dunno

>>40708992
I remember when I had a gf and my friend goes to me: "damn those girls were eyefucking you hard" and I didn't even realize

>>40709015
damn women truly are all hos

I wear a wedding band and i aint even married

>>40708761
Uh just keep fucking that girl until they fade and tell her not to do that because of your job. If she doesn' tknow your job and asks just say you're a male stripper.

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Nah, dude.

Whenever I've had a gf, they almost flock to you. There really is an attraction to what they are told they can't have.

Anecdotal, but srsly.

Women will want you; men will want to be you.

This sounds like one of them good problems

>>40710023
I've noticed this as well, yet once single they all fly away.