/fit/ is the only place this can be settled
>inb4 this is the most autistic thing ever
I'm aware of the ridiculousness but you'll be settling a civil argument between a friend and I
Ok base on pic related, which person is in the "more alpha" position and why? A or B?
>>40708336
Neither seat makes you more or less "alpha"
None of you should ever hope to be "alpha" if you're concerning yourselves with these things.
>>40708393
Trust me we are just talking in terms of as if these were gorillas
Couldn't care less about the actuality of it
It's a purely theoretical discussion
Where are my alpha specialists?
>>40708336
B is more alpha.
If terrorists attack B has a clear view whats going on.
>but they sit on the same table
what if the terrorist sits next to B.
A is fucked.
>>40708416
B cause he can eat
>>40708336
If you're so insecure about seating then you're a fucking faggot.
>>40708526
Basically this. Can eat + has a better view of the event.
>>40708526
>>40708603
Plus B can keep an eye on A
>>40708336
Ok, OP having done the disclaimer that this is retarded, let's go.
B is alpha because he is facing the people at his table. Looking away from the group you are in, wether at a bar, wedding or comicon/Magic gathering, communicates you'd rather be elsewhere (for A, on the dancefloor), implying you have the company you have not by choice.
The most alpha thing is to adjust to the people at your table, and be the socializing element of your table, making sure everybody has a good time, joins the conversation, regardless of if your surrounded by hot chicks or retired couples. It should be obvious to anyone walking in the room that your table is the best table to sit at.
It's not about you, it's about the people around you.
B is alpha position, in the worst table possible.
This situation happened to me recently, except replace the stage with a group of 5 guys.
I made sure my date sat in Seat A with her back to the guys.
>>40708336
obviously B because it is the natural position at a table.
In A, you are forced to turn around to see what's going on.
B
He can see everyone and everything that's going on. There is no way he can be blindsided. He has full control over the situation.
A is clearly in a dangerous position and could easily be taken from behind.
>>40708336
>you will never be this insecure and pathetic
I'm lucky
True alpha would be having sex with the bride that he is not marrying.
t. alpha