Pick related comes to you with this cake while on a cut.

have a cake-fueled fuckathon

WHO THE FUCK IS RYAN. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW YOU CHEATING BITCH.

pretty sure the guys who make threads like these are fatfucks who don't understand the concept of proportions

>OH shit I got cake? nah man better eat until I can't eat anymore instead 1 modest slice

>>40703762
Ask her who the fuck Ryan is.

>tfw diablo 3 was 16 years ago

>>40703762
> I dont "cut"
+
> who the fuck is "ryan", and is he single/attractive?

>>40703762
Smile and try to stifle a laugh
Take the cake and put it on the table
Walk up to her slowly
Tounge fuck the back of her throat while grabbing her ass and picking her up off of the floor.
Spend the rest of the night licking frosting off of her body and fucking her brains out to burn off the carbs.

>>40703800
I'm always amused as a straight female who's in better shape than pic related because they assume I dont exist

Get out of my house or I'm calling the police

>>40703818
diablo 3 was 5 years ago- and diablo 2 was 17 years ago. you need special help

>diablo 3

fucking dropped

>>40703762
Fuck the cake, Eat her

>>40703885
It's a meme, you dip

>>40703762
It's almost as if u can feel the love coming through this picture
She made this for him and really hopes he loves it
Damn man

>>40703908
I can see the darker side
>Their relationship is fading and she doesn't want it to
>He's distant, playing video games to keep his head out of reality
>Diablo 3 just came out so he has a new excuse to stay away from everyone
>He's been excited for weeks because he hates life
>She makes him a cake because maybe it'll make him happy
>It doesn't
>She can't take it anymore, goes crying to the guy at work who is nice and listens to her
>She goes over to his house after work and has a few glasses of wine
>She ends up cheating on her distant boyfriend
>Secretly it's what she wanted so he gets off his video games and pays attention to her, shows her some kind of emotion
>She breaks up with him to be with the guy from work, while Diablo boyfriend begs and begs for her to come back
>Years go by, they don't talk
>Diablo boyfriend has been hitting the gym and now posts on /fit/
>Asks /fit/ WWYD if this cake was given to you on a cut

>>40703952
Hi, Ryan

>>40703861
P A R I S
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>>40703800
I have this concept of not wasting food. If no one else is gonna eat it I might as well finish the fuckin thing in a couple days. Sacrifice for the week.

Eat cake, fuck Diablo, do some cardio afterwords.

*grabs her by the dck*
I'M PLAYING GRIM DAWN YOU STUPID BITCH
>b-but anon you said you'd buy Reaper of Souls for us to play tonight
*shoves her out of the room

>>40703952
wtf way to real anon..

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Gotta eat big to get big

>>40703800
My macros are perfectly sculpted and prepared for anyone else bringing food is putting me over the limit with junk

>wait a minute my name's not ryan
get my shotgun and shoot her for trespassing

>Diablo 3
Into the trash it goes
Otherwise I would just eat the cake and go for an extra run because I am not a bitch

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>>40703885
GOT EM

>>40703762

Thanks her for the cake, proceed to fuck her and eat the cake with her afterwards.

Do some cardio the next day but nothing too strainuous

Run a hand through her hair and give her a big kiss

>>40704019
retarded or troll, you make up for it the next day with extra cardio

>>40703762
tren hard, eat entire cake

goes straight into biceps

>>40703762

>qt 3.14
>baked me a cake
>because Diablo 3 came out

I'd fuckin marry her

>>40704264
delet

>>40703762
Ruining one cutting day wouldn't affect me, so I would eat the shit out of it. And tell her that I'm on a cut if she didn't know. no big deal

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>>40703952
oh god