What's wrong with eating dirt exactly? Plants and earthworms

>>40703453
Bacterial fauna causes dysentery.

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Sounds like a great idea. Switch to eating dirt exclusively, let us know how it goes.

>>40703453
just lol if you don't eat one cup of dirt every day for immune system gains

>>40703453
What are the macros?

>>40703453
GODAD

>>40703453
Do you want to be a plant or a worm?
That's not something cool

I'd rather want to be a tiger or some shit

>>40705351
I'd imagine being a fungus is pretty cool
You can eat rocks n shit

>>40705085
Gallon of daddy a day?

>>40703453
Plants eat mostly air and earth worms eat old leaves I think.

>>40703453
Are you an earthworm or a plant?

>>40705888
Gross.

>>40703483
what if i take some sort of dysentery preventer

>>40703453
What's wrong with eating bananas exactly?
Gorillas and Chimpanzees do it, and they're the strongest of all primates, so why not us?

>>40706291
>plants eat mostly air

Are you retarded? Do you not know what photosynthesis is?

>>40703453
What's wrong with eating jizz exactly?
Women and faggots do it, why not us?

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>>40706797
its just a super sugary fruit, if you dont eat much other sugar you can eat a bananeroonie

>>40705675

This guy gets it. He's a fun guy.

>>40703492
none. its all micro

>>40703453
"plants and earthworms do it"
yes but we are not plants or earthworms.
we have a different digestive system. also dirt has a huge chance of giving you parasites. there is almost zero caloric and nutritional value, and dirt happens to be where pollutants like lead mercury, uranium and all that comes from

>>40706797
I honestly don't understand how 200kg gorillas can get that big eating fruits and leaves.

idk about you guys but dirt gives me all the nutrimites i need

>>40705675
Mushrooms don't eat rocks, they just eat whatever organic shit they can find at whole foods or in nature.

Neat fun fact, with mushrooms and other fungi, there are 10s of thousands of genders.

One more less fun fact. Fungus are more closely related to humans than they are to plants.

God I love mushrooms.

>>40703483
>bacterial
>fauna

VERY subtle bait, I give it a 8.5/10

>>40708111
>being retarded
>still posting

You're an inspiration anon.

>not eating dirt
Never gonna make it

>>40708106
G E N E T I C S
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>>40703453
OP confirmed retarted.

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>>40706808
And here I was thinking I've only let my parents down today.

>>40706803
Trees are made of carbon from co2. Conversion energy comes from photosynthesis. Gotta bring your a game before calling ppl retards.

>>40708106
wild animals genetics breh

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>>40705888
>that Freudian slip

>>40708106
ALPHA genetics, BETA results

>>40708629
that's why trees don't need fertile soil and hydrogen

Just look at the Africans, man. Not a good idea, comes with health issues.

>>40706822
HAHA

>>40708743
explain?

>>40708780
africans eat dirt and have AIDS

>>40703453
God made dirt and dirt doesn't hurt.

>>40708715
imagine if gorillas started training

>>40706822
That's funny

>>40708131
Well I mean lichen
But mushrooms are cool too

>>40710781
Wouldn't do anything.

>>40703453
>no arms
>no legs
Great gains you got going there.

>>40708106
>I honestly don't understand how 200kg gorillas can get that big eating fruits and leaves.

gorillas consume in excess of 20kg of plant matter a day

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>>40706822

>>40708131

If you love mushrooms so much why don't you marry one you god damn fungus fucking FAGGOT

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>>40708655
fuck off lenny

>>40703453
>uncut fags will defend this

Honestly how tf can you let your penis look like this

>>40711147
its cosy