>be former coffeefag >stress beyond belief >switch to

>>40695095
caffeine is a fucking meme, imbecile

>>40695106
Then most people are falling for it. If coffee disappeared overnight society would crumble.

>>40695106
This. When I finally cut it out to get better sleep, even though I though my sleep was ok, then drank it again it (tea) fucked my shit up for days.

>>40695106
wish i never started using it before workouts

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>not switching to sips

what the fuck are you doing with your life

>>40695154
>(((sips)))
Good goy drink the toxic slime.

>>40695120
woah, it's almost like processed sugar, social media, and alcohol

>If coffee disappeared overnight society would crumble.
yep. then be running better than ever 3 weeks later.

Is this a coffee hate thread? I'm in the right place then. Fucking coffee. I hate it, I stopped drinking that shit 4 months ago, switched to green tea and orange juice. Fuck all coffee fags.

>>40695095

Coffee is wonderful, but people overdo it. I have a cup in the morning and a cup in the afternoon. I work from 8 in the morning until 8 at night, which I would not be able to do without the boost. I sleep 8 hours a night and nothing bugs me.

Black tea gives me the shits, green tea gives me stomach cramps, and just drinking water is boring and robs me of the ritual. Black coffee keeps me regular, doesn't upset my stomach, and I don't need to add sugar/milk to keep from riding the fart train. You just gotta find what works for you.

>people drink coffee everyday
>say they need coffee to function
>stay up late to finish the tasks they procrastinated on
>sleep 6 hours a night
>need more caffeine

>I sleep 8 hours a night
>No caffeine
>have 16 hours of zen like focus everyday
>Never been this productive my whole life, reading books quicker, practicing piano more, lifts going up, skin looking clean, dark circles under eyes gone, happiness improved, life better in every conceivable way

Caffeine is for people who don't know the only true cure for tiredness is sleep.

>>40695530
I'd sleep 16 hours a day if I could, but unfortunately I have to do shit, so I need caffeine to force myself through the day

>>40695570
Not gonna make it, let go of the caffeine jew, find energy from deep sleep and within yourself

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I like both coffee and tea and drink them interchangeably

>>40695095
>coffee causes stress
lmao this is what tealets believe

>>40695095
I need coffee for shitting.

>>40696008
Eat more fiber dumbass

>>40696234
Doesn't make my poo want to come out.

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>>40695161
Back to /pol/ with you.

>>40695530
This. I went from drinking 2-3 monsters a day to barely any caffeine and my anxiety is noticeably lower

>>40695530
How do people with full time jobs manage to get 8 hours a night?

I have to leave for work at 5:30am and wont be back home from the gym until about 8:30pm and do a few hours of housework/ meal preps.

I actually cant function without caffiene but im not able to get more than 6 hours sleep a night

>>40696728
You don't do a a "few hours" of house work and meal prep every night. Most people don't have to leave for work at 5:30. Most people can leave for work at 7 or 8. They they leave work at like 3-5 pm, can go to the gym for a couple hours, then have several hours to fuck off until they sleep at 11 or 12 pm.

Do you work like 70 hours a week, or are you one of those fags that has 2 hour commuting every day? Because your daily schedule makes no sense for a normal 40 hour/week job. 5:30 AM to 8:30 PM is 15 fucking hours of work and gym.

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Coffee in the morning and tea in the afternoon masterrace reporting in.

Start taking caffeine & l-theanine pills.

Thank me later.

I always thought caffiene was a meme. I figured it was a placebo effect. But after being late for class pretty much everyday for a week I hopped on the coffee train and holy shit I'm like that disney princess singing "a whole new world"

>>40697898

Coffee is a surprisingly strong drug. It's why you have to be a bit careful with it.

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Does tea break my fasting window? i have organic ginger tea

>>40695095
>not using ephidra in the morning

>>40695095
>Is coffee a fucking meme
You are a fucking moron and should be sterilized.

Everyone reacts differently to whatever stimulus they are subjected to. Just because you are a soft cock faggot, doesn't mean everyone is.
Drink what you want, but try be less of a cunt, yea.

>>40697961
t. slave to the coffee jew

>>40695530
Yeah sure well some of us work 50+ hours a week and do other stuff besides

Could I sleep for 8 hours?
Yes
Is the extra 2 hours of waking time plus a bit of caffeine worth the 2 hours of sleep?
Yes

>>40697961
this.

are you really trying to blame coffee for your stress?

>>40698581
does coffee replace sleep? no you mongoloid

>he just found out that tea is relaxing
literally everyone knew this already