>The year of our Lord, 2017 >He hasn't purchased a

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>>40694213
i bought one, used it 3 or 4 times threw out within a month. I felt like such a degenerate loser using it..

Get pussy or dont. This shit is just pathetic.

Do noporn, jerk off once or twice a week to your imagination.. Keep bettering yourself till you pull atleast a 7...

>>40694213
I have a regular fleshlight but I am too lazy to use it.

>>40694213
>TwentySeventeen
>Not popping an extenze and edging before workout

Top kek

>>40694213
>Fleshlight is too short
>Don't want to bang my mushroom tip on the end of the fleshlight.

Can't even go balls deep in a sex toy.
Fuck my life.

>>40694236
Jesus, is it that hard for you guys to pull quality tail? I havent had a 7 since 2006

>t. banging a European model

>>40694298
>t. the one black guy on /fit/

sup man, you wanna shoot some hoops later? can you introduce me to your sister/cousins?

>>40694213
>tfw my dick is only 7 inches so i dont get to experience the full pleasure
>tfw my dick isnt 9 inches so i can experience the full pleasure of it
thats why im not getting it

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>>40694387

>>40694351
i gaurentee you, my 7 is = to your 9. You are banging 6s and 7s..

7 is the min to be proud of yourself.

Low T males give call legit 6s 9s to make themselves feel better about themselves..

Anyways my problem is not looks, its I fucked up and had to move back home. IDC how handsome you are being 28 living at home will make it impossible to fuck anything better than a 6.

>>40694236
>Keep bettering yourself till you pull atleast a 7...
The only thing that matters is how thicc the hips and butt are,

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>>40694968
THICC is a jewish conspiracy to promote race mixing. Don't fall for it white man.

>>40694258
yeah i couldnt imagine a real girl

what a fuckin hassle

>>40694213
I don't think that thing works for me. It makes me cum in seconds everytime. Notice zero gains. Nofap has helped though.