>be in library >walk out >girl runs out after me, asks

>>40692726
It's probably spam mail, just delete it

>>40692726
Fuck her in the ass

>>40692726
She wants you to do her homework for her nerd

>>40692726
What kind of crazy cunt walks up to a random guy and asks if he has a girlfriend?

>>40692726
Shes a literal gains goblin. She takes you home and siphons your muscle while you sleep. You must be a pretty high level to encounter one

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>>40692726

She thinks you're cute, jackwagon. Make dinner and invite her over. Watch movie rental you choose. Kiss, maybe more depending on how much you see her as a potential long term thing.

Bam, you just got your dick sucked.

OP here. She invited me over to "watch" the bachelor. alone. im bringing 2 condoms and shaving. anything else needed? is this making it?

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>>40692979
I dont know man, ask chad over there, how I am supposed to know these things?

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>>40692726
>>40692979
post pic of body pls? easier to judge

OP here. made out, that's it. Am i making it?

>>40695035
holy shit, what was it like? did you touch her breast? did her hair smell nice?

>>40692726
HOW ARE SOME OF YOU THIS FUCKING AUTISTIC

OH MY GOD

>>40692756
Oh a girl did this to me in a bar once, turns out she asked me to see if the girl besides me was my gf, so she turned her back to me when I said No and started hitting on the chick. Felt average man.

>>40695035
can you describe what kissing feels like, especially the part where you touch with the lips

>>40692741
this lmao when will chadlets learn

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>>40695091
>>40695052
get out and do it yourself faggots. Felt amazing though, not gonna lie. do sss and try it for yourself

>>40695168
this is the third time I've seen this today I'm gonna actually pick this up and see where this gets me.
I know it's a joke and that I'm being stupid, but honestly I could at least end up with more friends this way.

>>40695168
What is the split like ABxABxx???????

>>40692726
You're an autist that looks like he's about to kill himself.
She just wants to hang herself with you.
See if you can get laid before you kill yourselves

>>40692726
>what does this mean fit? what should i do?

Fuck her but don't catch feelings. Best tip I can give. If you do end up dating her properly pray to god she doesn't fuck you over and leave you for dead.