>"Wow anon you've been getting really buff lately!"

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Probably just flex a 'cep

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>>40686961
"fuck off shitskin"

who /edgy/ here?

"thanks. would you like to do squats on the street?"

>>40686961
"Thanks"

Thank you.

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asserting dominance by picking her up

thanks you too

You aswell

oh really? i hadn't noticed

(not sarcastically though)

>would you like to poo in my loo?

>>40687018
She's Ethiopian though not Indian

Thanks been playing a lot of Wii fit.

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"Thanks, I've gotten really into wiifit and Zumba!"

Gets a laugh every time

>wi-fit and y-yoga

>>40686961
thanks bro u want som dik?

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>>40686961
"I try to fix my boring as cold brick personality with big muscles and it seems to be working."

>>40686989

that man is so dyel wtf

>>40687060
And hes with a disgusting black chick to boot. Whats the problem?

>>40687060

that's the natty limit

>>40687024
>She's non-white not non-white

>>40686978
I am

>>40687073
even if you're racist niggers are different than fucking sanjeets.

kys retard.

>>40686961
So, for all our autistic friends who genuinely need help
Just say "thanks" or "thank you".
It's the best response in this kind of situations.

>>40686961
th..thanks anon.
i've really been getting into yoga and crossfit lately?

please fuck me

>>40687066
for u

Thanks i've really just been focusing on eating clean and doing the occasional push up and sit up, eating kale and quinoa that sort of thing.

>>40686975
o fuck im laffin

>>40686961
"Y-you too."

>>40687117
Thanks ,I was actually looking for a serious answer

>>40686961
Thanks. Want to fuck?

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>>40687197
>>40687124
>>40687038

>"Umm a little too fast for me anon how about a movie instead?"

How would you make your move 20 mins into BeetleJuice and chill?

>>40686961
>>40687255
who is this ebony dick riser

>>40687314
Ethiopian model in Canada

https://www.instagram.com/senaitgidey/?hl=en

>>40686961
Thanks, glad to see the effort is paying off.

I'll ask her if she has any single WHITE nonjewish friends who are alt-right friendly.

>>40687330
cringe

>>40686961
>"Wow anon you've been getting really buff lately!"

Paranoia kicks in as I wonder if she is genuine or mocking me, and I excuse myself to go back to the safety of the shadows and solitude.

>>40686961

I had a similar experience yesterday. My lady says wow anon you look so different, you're cut must have went so well! Are you done with your cut?

Me trying not to talk about caloric defecits, macros, or lifting...uh thanks, no I'm not done I'll be at my goal in a few months realistically.

>>40686989

He looks like a runner or something. A older guy probably mid thirties that eats right and does alot of cardio but never lifts.

I try not to let fit memes make me too judgemental of other guys bodies because its gay as fuck in real life.

>>40686961
what do black women feel like? ive never touched one

>>40687330

Doesn't exist irl. The closest you can get is POOR RURAL WHITES.

>>40687387
that is christian vieri you fat ameridumb

>>40686961
> "Thanks, I've been working out."
Wow, that was hard.

>>40687392

The same as any other women.

Implying that you've ever touched any woman haha

>>40686961
"i know"

>>40687117

So true. Explaining your diet and exercise just angers and confuses normies. Usually they say "That doesn't work for me, that doesn't sound healthy or everything I do doesn't work, whats your secret?" UGGHH

Saying thanks and keeping answers short helps.

>>40687402
haha ;_;

>>40687394

Not american and not fat.

Not everyone likes gays and /fit/ maymays.

>>40687330
sounds like virginity is more your thing

>>40686989
>That clearly visible boner

"you too"

>>40687117
better still, "Thanks, I appreciate it. You know, sometimes I think I'm just working and working and wondering when I'll see results, you know?"
then she responds
and then you introduce yourself, get her name, say something nice, .....

>>40686961
flex a 'cep and say "hows this for a start?"

>>40686961
Whut dat mouf do gurl? Dx

>>40686961
"I want to make coffee coloured babies with you."

>Thanks, mini-golf really takes a load out of me

>>40686961
Say "Really?" and take a short look at yourself, and unless she continues, change the subject to her, like "Hey, I heard you..." and then something related to her life.

>thanks, been working on it

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man, white girls cannot compete with 10/10 black girls. it's not even fair, our ancestors bred them for sexing.

>>40686961
Depending on context and girl, any of the following could work:

"Thanks! How is your (insert one of her hobbies here) going?"
"Thanks, I'm on a new routine. What part did you notice first?"
"Thanks, I've been working pretty hard lately. But I need a good post-workout thing to relax, what do you do/what would you recommend?"

or

"Thanks, but this muscle has been pretty tense lately" while you rub your delts or obliques.

>>40686961
Thank the person
Tell them you work out x times a week

Thats it, after that move on to another subject because nobody wants to listen to you talk about your lifting life

>>40687702
>tfw ZZ Top knew what was up the whole time

>>40687714
Thank the person

Thats it, after that move on to another subject because nobody wants to listen to you talk about your lifting life

ftfy

>>40687025
>>40687038
>>40687124
>>40687197
>>40687324
>>40687408
>>40687612
>>40687714
The only acceptable answers

>>40687060
>>40687387
He's Vieri, former football player, probably around 40 y/o nowadays

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"Thanks!" and smile like you're not autistic

No wonder you faggots constantly whine about not having gf
correst answer is this :
"Yeah haha, you look really good too! I like your hair" (or something like that)
point is, you have to give her compliment back when she compliments you.

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>>40686961
Start playing a mime, making huffle noises and try to go through a door and bounce back, because you are to big.

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>"DAMN ANON, You looking ripped as fuck now."

How do you respond to this?

y-you too

>>40687797
thank you my nibbas

>>40687797
yeah man, all thanks to milk, you guys should try it sometime

>unzip gym bag full of ice and grab out enough pint milk bottles to go around for everyone

>>40686961
Not as buff as your buns bb, though they defs go well together

>>40687797
Why am I in jail?

>>40687797
"y-y-you too" literaly, thats the best setup.

>>40687255
Nahh babe, let's watch Gayniggers from Outer Space instead

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>>40687916
>"what kind of kino is that?"

>>40688067
It's vision on an ideal world

>>40687714
>tell them you work out 5-6 times a week and your only days off are for rest or work.

Oh well nevermind

>>40687797
Oh sheeit ayy yo senpai hol up lookat dis nizzaz sip pax shits poppin that's a revolva if I Eva saw one bix nood muhfugga

>>40686961
>Yeah, I've been going to the gym for a while now.
Even I know that.

Response: "You dig?"
Her: "Yea anon."
Response: "Let's grab a bite to eat after this workout."

>>40686975
Firstie bestie

>>40686989
>mfw no qt chocolate gf to make caramel babies with

>>40687117
So at what point in that response do I flex my pecs?

>>40687255
>BeetleJuice and chill?
make sure she's leaning on me then whip out peen.

when she cums scream beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice and leave.

>>40687413
>Saying thanks and keeping answers short helps.
Helps what? It doesn't help them lose weight because you're not telling them anything
Are conversations supposed to be smooth and superficial?

Ayo girl lemme holla at yo ass

>>40688363
>Are conversations supposed to be smooth and superficial?
yes you fucking autism.

>>40687797
Leave Detroit

>>40686961
I think I would have sex with that.

Thanks, I've been drinking lots of milk. A gallon a day to be exact. [then wink at her]

>>40688363
>Are conversations supposed to be smooth and superficial?

No they're supposed to be awkward and anally technical

bitches love discussing complicated workout routines

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>>40687330
>not enjoy chocolate girls for what only chocoloate girls can offer
You don't eat the same stuff and expect difference results

>>40686961
i guess i'm just a lucky guy

>>40687431
>sports star
>fit "maymays"
>maymays
Naw brah, you're may not be gay but you certainly a faggot.

>>40687392
Skin is soft from applying lotion on a daily basis.

>>40686961
Shoo shoo negress

>>40686961
Would probably lift my shirt and say "You think so?" in an honest manner and probably talk more depending on her answer or reactions.

But sometimes I'll go full Goofy mode and get all "Gorsh" and kick at invisible rocks and shit. It's fucking embarassing, but bitches love that shit.

She looks like this tweaker bitch I know so I vacate the area immediately.

>>40686961
>bix nood

>>40687024
>would you like to try some Ethiopian food?

>>40689690
I know Ethiopian food is a meme but there is a restaurant near me and I tried it and it was really good.

>>40687321
>https://www.instagram.com/senaitgidey/?hl=en
she's beautiful. i'd donate her a bag of rice, if you know what i'm saying.

>>40689714
Ethiopian food is great though. I can never get enough.

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>>40689995
>I can never get enough.

>>40686961
You're not getting any whiter though.

>>40690260
Cum should help.

>>40686978
ooh ooh me. Its just a meme!

>y...you too

do women even remember the wii?

>>40686961
thanks. it's more the diet though

>>40687785
Laughing like a retard at the bus stop, thanks

>>40688985
>sports star
>soccer
No one cares

>>40687056
This tbdesu

>>40687408
This really is the best response

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>>40687062

>>40687117
"Thanks. You seem to have put on a few pounds yourself."

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>>40686961
>touch their stomach
>"and you've been slacking off.. ccc"
Instantly you bring her down, raise your value up, show that you're not afraid to touch her.

Ofc it has to be done with some charisma and while smiling.

She will probably get a little ruffled and maybe punch your shoulder but you laugh it off

Follow those steps and congrats over next few days she will dream abotu your dick.

>>40686961
"Thank you and may I say that you're a fine example of a prime negro wench fit for breeding".

>>40686989
He's rich. That's why the nigger whore is with him.

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>>40686978
that's not a shitskin that's a poo in loo your not from /pol/

>>40687916
This is the correct answer. https://youtu.be/msL-XFs3Ggs

>>40691824
this is bait, right?

>>40691824
Don't do this

>>40691953
No, IMMEDIATELY PULL YOUR COCK OUT AND START FAPPING AS IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT WHILE HER EYES GO WIDE AND DROOL SPILLS FROM HER MOUTH!!! SHE IS NOW YOURS AND YOU CAN TREAT HER LIKE A TRASH CAN FOR SEMEN!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

>>40686961
>Whats the correct non-autistic response to this?

"Thank you for noticing"

are you guys really this autistic

>>40688319
autism

>>40692031
Yeah, it's best to avoid the subject of food when you meet a girl in a gym. She may be on a diet. Better to offer to do something together that's natural to the setting, like take a shower after the workout.

>>40687117
>Implying I can't think of a dozen proper responses, including that one, but it wouldn't matter because in the moment I would freeze

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>>40687387
>>40691906
>unironically not knowing who Christian Vieri is
Shiggy dig.

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>>40686961
>t-thankss....you t-too

>>40687255
I lost my virginity whilst watching this film.

>>40691908
Thats not a poo. Its a mongrel of some sort, but not a full poo

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>>40686961
>Hey thanks, just one day at a time i suppose heh.

Followed by one of these:

>you're looking great too, what are you up to later this week?

>yeah i've been getting great results, i've been looking in to some paired exercises lately, maybe we should team up?

>thanks, its just good to be in control you know? I wish i could convince more people to be like us haha.


DO IT FAGGOT.

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>>40691670
i'm definitely feeling this black women appreciation thread. keep them coming anon

picture related.

>>40691824
Putting other people down means precisely that you feel like shit about yourself m8

>>40688363
>Are conversations supposed to be smooth and superficial?

YES.

>>40688319
Her: no

>>40687727
Every girl crazy about a sharp dressed man?

>>40692147
back to >>>/normies/

>>40691773
;).

>>40686961
thanks, it's for the race war

>>40692191
>STILL posting this dumb whore

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>>40692195
y-you too

>>40692638
Who the fuck is it?

>>40691908
its an ethiopian

>>40686961

"Nah, I'm not that big it's the shirt. Thanks for trying to compliment me though. I'm definitely not as fit as you."

Then I would try to strike a short, casual conversation before going back to my set. And then hopefully have it escalate with subsequent encounters.

>>40692759
does it even matter?
>feeding the females

>>40686961
nah i can barely bench 1pl8. now if I was even half as strong as you are cute, I would be benching at least 3 pl8s

>>40689995
The Ethiopians can't either.

Thanks, I've been going to the gym a couple times a month.

>>40692884
Well you said still posting this dumb whore. i want to know who it is and what shes done. Just some pic of a random hot chick to me. Curious why the hostile response.

new
>>>/int/72264542
>>>/int/72264542
>>>/int/72264542

>>40693198
shes just posted here constantly and has a very bitchy, punchable face and wears a smug expression and I hate her

>>40693310
Posted here? Oh wow, i've been away for a few years and didnt know that. Cheers bro.

>>40693320
images of her*

"Thanks, you're looking pretty good yourself."

Then playfully grab arm/shoulder/titties/ass/etc.

>>40691908
Brown skin = shitskin, dumb fuck faggot

>ywn have a black gf

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>>40695307

>>40686961
Flex a bicep for her and offer a touch.

Thank you! That's so kind. You're such a good friend, Naqueta. I'm glad we have this kind of relationship.

Gotta friendzone them early, brah