>6'0 >Broke both collarbones >Lost a bunch of weight

It's fine except the last part.

wow i would love to play a game of monopoly with her and her family.

>>40680872
same here and maybe also have some dinner

>>40680849
500kcal is only ~70g of butter
Surely it's the same as drinking milk or eating cheese?

>>40680910

It's not, cheese is quite high in protein, butter is not.

better idea if you really think you need to eat 500kcal of butter for breakfast:
make a whey shake with that butter instead (preferably unsalted unless you want it to taste like shit). That way you get some protein in you

>>40680872
>>40680876

faggots i'd like to rip open her white blouse and drizzle honey toasted almonds and whip cream on her eraser tip fleshy pink nipples while i dribble my tongue around her supple almond ladled areolas with the precision of chris paul's assists and then make her fleshy pink vagina soak with her vaginal juices while i slowly map my tongue across her tits down to her hips down to her fleshy lips whence i will delicately insert my wet flesh into her wet gash and make her cum

>>40681072
I hope you activate the almonds first

>>40681072
you typed this out i just want you to reflect on that

reread it

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>>40681072

>bulking
>without going to the gym

you mean getting fat?

>>40680836

Here we go AGAIN ---

1. McDonald's hash browns
2. Chinese food buffet
3. Supreme XL pizza with olive oil
4. Bologna and cheese sandwiches with mayo on white bread
5. Frozen yogurt
6. Potato chips and French onion dip
7. Budweiser / Dos XX

>yum

>>40680836
Sauce on this girl?
Google just brings me back to 4chan and stupid screenshots

>>40681201
this

>>40680872
>>40680876
Me too maybe we could even arrange a picnic in the park and talk about books.

>>40680910
He was referring to the toast.

>>40680836
>500kcal of butter

Jesus, why?

Use the extra time to research nutrition and exercise deeper.
That way, your comeback will be much better from the gained knowledge.

>>40683132
look harder next time, last google search link has her instagram
https://www.instagram.com/zakiyahsiada/

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>tfw no matter how much you lift you'll never get girls like that

>>40685213
Because it's the second most calorie dense food I can think of, after olive oil.
500kcal is only 70g of butter, and it's delicious

>>40687125
Bulk means getting muscle too, not just fat

>>40687136
I struggle to eat enough.
I assume that once my collarbone heals enough that I can go to the gym, the nutrition I get from burning off fat would help offset my mediocre volume of food intake?

I can lose weight very easily, but gaining weight/eating enough is difficult.

Wait, why are you starting the bulk now if you cant go to the gym for a couple more months?

>>40687195
Because I'm very very thin.