Do you ever worry that if you get a boner while you sleep, that

no my willy is really small so this isn't a concern for me.

pastor says boners are communication rods for the devil

>>40675925
i actually sometimes wake up at night because of uncomfortable erections

>>40675925
An erection, commonly known as a boner, is, contrary to the name, not a bone, faggot.

It's just the flaccid penis got a lot of blood into it, now it's hard. Kinda after you do a heavy set you feel swole AF, same thing. So it would bend but not break, flesh doesn't break.

>>40675925
Now I am, dumbass.

>>40677239
>he doesnt know

>>40677239
Get hard then bend your dick 90° and watch that thing snap like a stick.

>>40677239
lol, dude why don't you test this theory for us and report back. Get 100% erect, grab the base of your shaft and with the other hand quickly bend your cock 90 degrees.

>>40677239
>doesn't even know
>has never had a rager that gets bent awkwardly because of jeans or because you're sitting
>has no concept of the discomfort that ensues

I envy and pity those who can't get rock hard.

>>40675925
No it lays flat against my stomach when it's bonified. Ain't no breaking happening.

>>40677239
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture

>>40677239
>flesh doesn't break
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture

I can't fall asleep with an erection or even a semi - shit is uncomfortable as fuck. In fact having an erection while not jerking off or having sex is very uncomfortable. I almost always get a semi when I'm tired - as soon as I start yawning it's turgid time - so that costs me a lot of sleep.

actually I get hard all the time when I sleep and nothing seriously bad has happened

well I say that but when I get hard my dick is always pushed to one side. Over the last 10-15 years my dick has started curving to the right. It's not a huge problem but it's noticeable

fold it up to your chest maybe

>getting boners in your sleep

Anon, I

>>40675925
Is this supposed to be funny or original? Me and my bro had this discussion years ago. He has the same concerned. He killed himself and worries no longer, I suggest u do likewise.