>take a shit >three medium-sized logs plop out effortlessly

>>40658136

nice

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>it's an oatmeal-shit episode

>>40658136
>tfw you have huge shit that slides out like butter

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>>40658136
>taking creatine
>real forced, bloody shits and constipation
Should I see a doctor?

>take a fast dump
>weigh myself
>I've gone down

>take a long dump
>weigh myself
>I've gone up

redbull me on why this always happens

>>40622483#

>>40658247
>friday
>*redpill

>>40658247
Dont worry i got you.

You see during a long one the heat from your booty buns causes the water to evaporate and go up your toot-chute. So you end up being heavier due to water weight.

Lately I'm shitting 2-3 times per day. One soft and one hard pellets. Guess I'm too inconsistent with water/fibre?

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>>40658136
>mix oatmeal with peanut butter
>sharp pain near prostate
WHAT DID I DO???

>>40659464
remove finger