>Roughly the size of a barge Why didn't they just cast

Maybe because he's not an actor

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>>40657441
Of course he is

They should have cast Vin Diesel or Rock. They're legit large men and funny as hell.

>>40657530
>have the same chest shape as Rich
im fucked arent I

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>>40657661
they aren't british though, it needs to look like Gaston. Pic related.

>>40657696
>Gaston

they were French. A swarthy ol' dude with a big honker would have fit right in

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>>40657812
Literally none of the main cast is French. A Brit fits right in

>>40657942
>Gaston
>Belle
>Maurice
>LaFou
>Lumiere
>Madame de Garderobe
>Plumette
>Not French
va te faire foutre
>thank you duolingo

>>40658112
>doesn't know the difference between actor and character
I don't even know what I expected

>>40657661
The Rock would have been GOAT.
>inb4 why would a tropical nigger be in 1700's France?
It's a movie about talking fucking candles, who cares

>>40658368

Somebody start a change.org petition to have the Rock sing the Gaston Song RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>40657093
I saw a version of the stage play at a local theater a couple years ago and that Gaston was jacked, basically the same proportions as the cartoon. The fact that Disney couldn't get someone big enough themselves is just said.

Of course, with Emma Watson throwing her feminism around and refusing to wear a corset (in 18th century France!) the movie was screwed on a lot of points early on.

NO WAY

he did a reading and it was perfect holy shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZmgSEYzpaw&feature=youtu.be&t=79

>>40658368
>implying Emma doesn't want to get split in half by the rock
It has to be semi believable

>>40658880

After the amount of pharm he's consumed I don't think this is the appropriate metaphor

maybe "carry out an unconsummated relationship of intellectual purity and freindly love"

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>>40657530
Rich's legs are on fucking point here

>>40659637
His calves a fuckin joocy

>>40657530
What's this from?

>>40659826
Malcolm in the Middle

>>40659826
Breaking bad

>>40657661

they should've cast tom hardy

>>40657530
>>40657441
of course he is, he acts like a human

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>>40659826

>>40660059
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