I would literally kill to be 5'8. If a genie woke me up

>>40646718
Why would you want to be a manlet?

>>40646718
I would unironically suck dick for once just to be a lanklet. Finding pants in manlet size is a god damn nightmare

>>40646718
Can we fund a realty show that forces manlets to compete in order to receive height altering surgery? This would be prime television, like battle royale but you've got a punch of stunted midgets battling it out.

>>40646718
are you really tall or really small?

I'm 5'6" stopped giving a fuck.

>>40646771
Id watch

>>40646718
Let me tell you the story of my old buddy swole as fuck, former manlet.
>be somewhat good looking 5'6" manlet
>get swole as fuck, close to 5% BF
>lift, runs, cycle, yoga
>meet some chicks on the net
>get some success here and there
>get serious with one girl
>thing goes on for years
>pop the question
>eww lol no whatevs
>heartbroken manlet is heart broken
>goes back into the e-dating scene
>swole af, but never the same guy
>still slayed a decent amount of puss
>has accepted his manlet place
>moved back closer to his family to be old
the end

>>40647929
>former manlet
>former
?

>>40646718
i am 6'1 and bald, i would give anything to be 5'10 manlet with hair .

>>40648645
but that's the joke, manlet

>>40646718
>I would literally kill to be 5'8
and if you would be 5'8 youd say something like
>i would literally kill to be 6'0

>>40648656
what would you give to be a 5'8 manlet with hair?

>>40648656
Just tape your pubes to your head, it's really not that hard.