>protein >in class for hours at a time >hold in farts

This is what I do that helps
> sit up straight
> if you feel your stomach is about to growl, sip water
Or just let it go man. 95% of farts are silent and don't smell.

>>40631597
>>hold in farts

kek, what a beta

>>40631597
BRRRRRRRRAAAPPP

>>40631597
Beta detected.
Farting is a way to assert dominance over others. Let em free.

>>40631621
Theyre always fkn loud for me. Is there something wrong with my asshole?

>>40631694
yes its too tight, increase the gauge of your squat plug. also ass hair helps reduce sound

get a diaper and shit into it.

Guys is it just me or eggs give you the dankest of the fart. Stings my eyes

>>40631724
I shave my butthoel. Thats probably what it is. Thanks man
>tfw have to choose between easy wiping or silent farts now

>>40631597
Just fart in class you fucking beta.

>>40631724
This.
I once used veet (pretty much generic nair) and I could no longer silently fart until my hair came back.

eat a lot of yogurt everyday, it regulates the gut flora

Who is this percect creature!?!??!

>>40633247
This.

>>40633247
>>40633275
Actually it might be Ana Cheri