You're at the gym with your girl and this guy comes up and

>>40623044
you feelin' fit, buddy?

I'm gonna flex a 'cep back at him

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Take a sip and go about my day

>>40623044
Start posing hin with hin obviously. Do you think I'm some kind of fag?

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>flexes his 'ceps
>im not autistic btw

Ask him if I can raise his son

>>40623044
Is this /fit/'s version of 'go 'za?

I get behind him and slowly grind that fit boipussy till he cums all that protein on his underwear
Then i take his pants off and lick that sweet asshole and tell him to squat on my dick.
My gf will love it, but she can't join.

>>40623044
Look down. Oh, Hello there, Alex. Are you looking for your parents ?

We both don't notice him because he's a manlet monkey

>>40623153
only oldfags will get this

>>40623169
>>40623157
>>40623153

Whatever happened to him
I wonder if he's still doing well

Laugh since she's a black chick who likes white guys, not black guys.

>>40623044
I'd flex a cep right back

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>>40623044
Jiggle my loose skin belly flap at him while jumping on one foot yelling "cork a cork a cork" at him like a chicken .

>Pocket sand is always the answer.

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>>40623044
Original manlet

>>40623044
Laugh at those baby 13 inch biceps

>>40623183
What happened to all the tripfags? I used to visit regularly in 2011.

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>>40623044
Ask if he'd like to hang sometime

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>>40623044
Just make the guy feel uncomfortable. Do weird shit, then explain later to your gf that he was trying to steal you away.
Here is a scenario
>be you with your "gf" at the gym
>chad thundercock comes over
>sup bitch, look at these guns
>flexes
>yeah, go ahead and feel them
>"gf" blushes and feels them and say wow or something
>that's when you initiate your autism, because no one is ever comfortable around these people
>hey can I feel them too
>don't even wait for him to answer
>start feeling them
>nice, now how about I feel a little bit more
>start rubbing his chest
Now there is a couple options he will do:
1.) Walk away weirded out
2.) Act all nonchalant about it and let's you do it, in this case you will keep rubbing his entire body. And I mean entire body. Every time you rub something new say "I wish I could wake up every morning and feel this"
3.) The typical "Yo man, wtf are you doing?" and then you'll reply, "You are ok with her rubbing you but not me? Nice double standards. Fuck off."

This is what happens when /b/tards start flooding our board

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>>40623303
nah, just shitposting for keks

>>40623125

this is the gayest shit ive ever read

you closet fags in relationships really need to come out of the closet

>>40623044
get my accordion out and start playing for him to dance to

>>40623385
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

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>>40623169
>tinytrip will one day be forgotten

Tell him how sorry im that he's not tall enough to be considered a big guy.

>>40623183
think I saw him posting last time in 2014, they lurk occasionally,

>>40623044
Feel my girl poke me in the ribs.
Look down at her and meet her gaze. She puts her hand over her mouth and points at some dude
A man who is a foot shorter then she is and on enough gear to give a horse a heart attack is flexing at her
I laugh for 3 minutes nonstop captain america style
She says under her breath, tears in her eyes her face flushed "Stop it, you're embarassing me".
I try to get up but fall onto my knee, she slaps me on the head and calls me a jerk for laughing at the little muscular boy.

Does anyone here actually lift. The op guy is just a dyel with low bf.

>>40623301
i felt like this was really funny and noone replied, here's a (you).

He's like 5'4", he's not much of a threat to anyone who isn't a midget

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>>40623044

stop trying to force a bad shitpost

>>40623060
Lul

>>40623936
mind educating a newfag?

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>>40623891

>>40623234
i was posting in a thread about the general direction of /fit/, notice how when people think about "the good days" of /fit/, there were many more active trips.

>>40623044
5'8" here and let me tell you some thing you piece of fucking shit.

I'm handsome as fuck and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen pussy because of it. You should see some of the tight little bodies I've fucked. I have a 7.5in dick and not a single girl I have ever banged has failed to text/call me for a bootycall late at night. I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intimidate me with their height, because it's pathetic. Low center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your fat face or 2) out last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired. I make 85k a year as an mid-level engineering manager at Ford (I'm 23 btw, they will most likely promote me to upper management within the next 2-3 years). I fuck shit up in every single sport and would destroy any of you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of me. I scored 95 goals throughout my high school varsity soccer career. I made the varsity football team freshman year as starting runningback but soccer and football were the same season so I couldn't dominate both.

>>40623994
It's an old trip.
A sad cunt named tiny trip. Barely 5 foot tall and swore up and down that he was natural.

>>40623385
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

>>40623385
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

>>40623385
>GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

>>40623385
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

>>40623385
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

>>40623044
pinch his nips and slap his ass

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>>40623044
rip

>>40623060
>The surgeon general has determined that that first sip is dangerously tasty

S I P B O Y S

>>40623385
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

>>40624087
nice pasta

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>>40624226
you made me feel when i didn't want to. we need a renaissance.

>>40623044
scream and run away because no head

>>40624634
Not a chance with 4chan now. The website used to be associated with silly pranks, now /pol/ has associated us with neo-nazism.

4chan is dead and we're holding on to a memory.

>>40623385
get yer genetics out of my fridge

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>>40623301
4.) He'll look deeply in your eyes, just before moving closer to you. he looks to your lips and back to your eyes. You know what he wants and you want it too. You move the rest of the way to his sensual embrace, your lips lock with his as you embrace.

Your gf is getting turned on and tries to join in, but you both shove her away as you two now have something better, something special, a gym bro.

>>40624639
i watched steamrollan OHP 225 one time, and it motivated me for 2 years, it took me 2 years of dedication to that one goal to finally get close. i push pressed 225 but could only do 200 strict in the end. from this alone i learned how awesome 2.5lb plates were. the bants were good, and they actually lifted. many of us actually lift, but when we have a small culture of trips it creates a fire to huddle around and throw shit or dance.

>>40624063
Cancerfags from boards that do not benefit from trips (r9k, b, etc) think their system works here. They reject the idea of identity because it made their native boards good (tremendous exploits or failures told anonymously, both often illegal and requiring anonymity).


Here, a reputation is at times necessary. An identity is needed to to track a person's progress and prove their ideas/methodologies.


Trips are required for a craft. Not for everyone, just the really good ones. The community can mostly auto-regulate.

>>40624683
Is this how you spot deadlifts?

Makes sense, I've never known how to :^)

>>40623385
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

>>40624739
thank you. i've been here for a while, i understand the need for bottom of the barrel humor, for disgusting things, random things, anonymity, it's part of the place. but this board is about /us/, individually, our bodies. what better way to enter into discourse without frivolity by knowingly stepping up and giving our routines and methods, our time trained meaning. no i don't want to go to misc, i love it here, but i couldn't count 5 trips on my hand now, out of the many people who come here.

>>40623385
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

>>40623385
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

>>40623183
Some tripfag (don't remember which) that lives in L O N D O N says he met him like a year ago, and he had basically stopped lifting. I think he had a gf. Was not interested in returning to /fit/.

>>40623385
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

>>40623044
>implying

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>>40625002
>>40623183

>>40623044
I didn't mean for this to become a meme.

>>40623044
tiny, where have you gone

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>>40623044
Make fun of his antics on YouTube then get my jewish ass sued

>>40625202
why did tiny give it up? he is a manlet but he seriously has one of the better physiques due to his insertions and proportions. was it really so difficult to maintain it? surely he was a motivated guy given how he managed to reach that physique in the first place? did his gf not like his body or what? it's not like the guy even needed to bury his life in work or anything since he inherited millions from his dead parents and a house from his grandmother.

>>40625301
He got a gf, stopped lifting and left this place forever. See >>40625202
Seriously though, this place was toxic for someone as depressed and suicidal as him and only exacerbated his condition.

>>40623385
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

>>40625291
LET ME GIVE YOU A QUICK RUNDOWN ON THINGS THAT SHOULDN'T BE MEMES

>>40623385
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

>>40623385
Get your genetics out of my fridge

GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

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>>40623385
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

>>40624226

Where's our lord and savior best binch?

>>40623234
/fit9k/ drove them away

>>40623060
This

"See, babe? That's what I meant by birthing hips."

>>40623075
This comic makes me unreasonably angry.

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>>40626607
*feel the hate

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>>40626607
>unreasonably angry
there is a reason

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>>40626670
you just don't get it anon, it is a new time

I'm not 'tistic

>>40623075
I lolled

t. dumb tranny

>>40623060
top kek

>>40623301
Autism > Chad

>>40623385
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

>>40623385
GET YOUR FRIDGE OUT OF MY GENETICS
wait...

>>40624226
>no zyzz

>>40623385
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

>>40623385
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

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>>40626659

>>40623044

Ask him how his parents are doing.

>>40623385
Get your genetics out of my fridge

>>40623385
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

>>40623385
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

>>40623385
>He hasn't already cut for summer

0% doubled is still 0%, fucking dumbass.

>>40623044
Grab a 10 lb plate and beat him to death with it obviously

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>>40623044
Grab a handful of ass and tell him he can play with us but he's MY toy. If he doesn't back off then I can't get caught bluffing.

Start laughing and give him a new ladder to climb up to his bed with and some tissues to cry about his dead parents.

>>40623044
haha laughs on you I dont have a girl

>>40623049
>im a lucky guy

>>40623385
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

>>40623044
>/fit/
>"""girl"""friend

>>40627524
He's in the RIP tier

>>40623060
Kek

>>40623385
Get your genetics out of my fridge