Atheists, how do you find inspiration to work out? As a Christian

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>>40605309
While you serve Jesus Cuck, I serve a LIVING man who guides me down the right path. I serve our God Emperor Trump. He came to me as a little boy and told me that when he started the second round of crusades to retake the holy land, that he would need my help. And lo and behold, the time is drawing near. Everyday I push more weight in honor of our lord. May his reign be infinite and prosperous.

>>40605309
I lift only for Allah, the one True God

>>40605405
This

>>40605405
Trump is a devout Christian though

>>40605309
>>40605405
I just put the two together and look at trump as a leader who is helping America get back to her Muscular Christianitt roots

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>>40605405

Jesus is alive, you moron.
Verified by several men, all of whom verified to have "historically existed".

>Prayer really works.
>Trump voter here.

>>40605431
He's not though.

>>40605451
>Prayer really works

Never go full retard.

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>>40605451
Hah! You absolute mongoloid. Believing that the Cuck son is alive? Pathetic. If so where is he? I can SEE my lord, every week he sends me messages, guiding me on the path to iron, every week my strength increases. And one day he shall use me to retake the holy land from those damned heretics. And as I already said that day draws ever closer.

>>40605431
Hah, fool. Why would a man follow a """""""god""""""" when he's become a god himself?

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>>40605309
That's a beautiful story anon. I think our Lord wants me to remind everyone that the earth is flat.

>>40605509
Wtf I typed neato not beautiful

>>40605509
You know you can see the curve in the picture right? The points at the edges are even a few pixels lower than the apex of the curve in the middle.

Sooo, way to be fucking stupid.

working out is narcissism and self-idolatry. If you truly believe in God you should use that time to help people in need.

>>40605480
It has proven psychological benefits because humans are hard-wired for religious belief, so you could say that it "works" in that sense.

>>40605451
>He named his fist mercy
Oh Lord evangelical Christians never cease to amaze with their stupidity.

>>40605480
>>40605599
Yeah it works if you use prayer in the sense of meditating on the lessons of Scripture in a critical logical thinking way. If your folding your hands and just asking God to do shit for you you're probably a dumb non-denominational and the finer points of a Christian philosophy and lifestyle are over your head.

>>40605309

So, you hear these voices often?