I lift for girls. there that was pretty easy, why can't

>>40595386
I lift for girls too and it actually works

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Well i lift for myself cause i like to look shredded and feel strong and lift bitches up like it's nothing. It's like an attribute that i love having. Getting girls to mire me is just a huge bonus to that.

i had no problems getting laid almost every day before i even started lifting so i lift for health benefits

I lift so I can look better and be more confident, this way I can attach girls easier.

>>40595386
i started so i could gain some confidence. the girls came naturally afterwords.

>>40595386
I do, but if they ceased to exist I'd keep lifting.

[spoiler]for you[/spoiler]

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I lift because I want all the people who ever called me a loser to drown in jealous tears. And bang girls, but I'll brag about it and show them pictures.

>>40595386
Because I'm not delusional enough to think muscles will get me girls.
Still an autistic retard.

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>>40595386
I've realised the reason why I don't get women on the reg is largely down to my personality because I'm actually a good looking fella and my physique is really shaping up. Shame about being 5'7 though.

i lift because of the health benefits

>>40595429
>I lift so I can look better and be more confident, this way I can attach girls easier.
>I can attach girls easier.
>attach girls easier

how does one attach a female?

>>40595495
I was this at first then I realized I have a ugly face and no amount of muscles or money can change that so I lift for the fun and challenge

I got way more girls when I was younger simply by being around. I got bored of the work/study all week -> go to bars and discos to pick up sluts

I lift to make other guys jealous I've surpassed the need for girls

>>40595386
I lift so that I can reject girls and make hopefully at least one feel terrible about herself.

I lift to help me out of my natural depressive state and to help my self esteem and also to attract girls

I lift to maintain general health and not die of diabetes complications at 45. I lift because I hate myself a bit less that way. I life because life sucks. I lift because I want to be strong. I lift because I want to.
I barely see other people, speak to them, or seek attention from them. Nobody can you yourself can be the final judge of the efforts you've gone through. You can compare yourself to others, but in the end, you are born alone, die alone and, most of all, you live alone.
There is no salvation. And as Bane said, "There can be no true despair without hope." So don't hope, lift and persevere somehow.

I lift for Clarence

I lift because it's fun and makes me feel good and younger

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I lift for the day we can start openly slaughtering the Satan worshiping pedophiles in government that own us through usury and disninfo.

>>40595596
>I lift to help me out of my natural depressive state
does it work though?

>>40595542
by the bagina

>>40595386
>I lift for girls.
What should I lift for then if I despise women?

>>40595843
>>40595591

>>40595386
i lift for myself, so i can attract girls

>>40595843
A political, philosophical or religious cause.

>>40595386
>tfw virgin despite lifting for girls for 4 fucking years

Its a meme guys. Quit before you get body dismorphia.

>>40595820
Absolutely not.

>>40595843
>I have a good reason to hate 3.4 billion humans
I wonder what sort of enlightenment you got in that fedora clad noggin of yours.

>>40595386
So do I!

It works.

>>40595386
Because I don't? I have depression, REAL depression, I use lifting as a tool to forget at least for one hour my thinking, I don't talk to girls because I want them, I have one best female friend and that's it. I would be maybe not even capable for Sex because I would just starting to cry in the middle of it.

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I lift for the only girl I need.

My waifu.

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>>40595386
daily reminder

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>>40596114
If your name isn't Banri banri tada banri tada banri banri you'll never make it.

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>>40595386
I started lifting for girls, now it's a combo of 3 things - in order of importance:

> 1. I lift to feel better. I'm at the point where I feel shitty and sad if I go two or more days without the gym

> 2. People in general respect you more and take you more seriously if you're in good shape. Both at work and in everyday interactions.

> 3. Grills. God, having muscles makes this so much easier and gives you so much confidence.

Shit tier resources like r/Fitness hate admitting that most newbies want to start lifting just to get girls and look better naked, not to pay a 400 lb squat offering to St. Rippetoe.

>>40596256
>I'm at the point where I feel shitty and sad if I go two or more days without the gym

Keep neglecting the rest and be amazed that your gains will stall.

I lift because its what

I lift for girls.

Hell, nearly everything in my life I do is deep down for women. Why do I shower every morning? Women. Why do I spend money on nice clothes? Women. Why did I spend four years studying some bullshit to get a degree? Women. Why do I wake up every morning, go to a job that I fuckin' hate for 8 hours a day, five days a week? So I can afford things to impress women.

Hell, Thomas Edison probably invented the light bulb to try to impress his wife and put some "spark" back into his marriage. Or impress that hot young piece of ass lab assistant he probably had.

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But I don't

>>40595495
Same, I love knowing that those assholes who used to bully me for being timid are jealous of me. One chad who used to push me around is now a fat loser who failed out of college. I shouldn't be, but it makes me so happy that he knows I'm better than him in every way.

>>40595386
i'm gay

I lift for girls aswell, and now they notice me and are much more talkative/flirty, but I don't know how to ask out girls I've known for a long time without making it weird. I also don't want to make a tinder because I don't want to make a facebook. [spoiler] I got a shit ton of messages on grindr before I even started lifting seriously, but was too scared to go through with any of it. [/spoiler]

>>40595843
Do it because it feels good.

God forbid you should lift for more than one reason.

Autists

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Lifting for ungrateful idiots aka woman who see you as nothing but arm candy.

I lift for power, mental physical and meta physical power.

Power makes life go easier which means easy money easy pussy and easy life.
In few words I lift for me and fuck the rest

>>40596671
Let us see that body, champ!

>>40595816
If you want to learn about that you should sign up for tactical pistol classes at SIG Academy or buy a rifle and plink targets in the woods or some shit. Lifting will help you very little after a certain point (around 2xbw deadlift) except paint a bigger target on you.

>>40596129
saved kek

>>40595386
I lift for girls too but I'm virgin and it's not looking good for me in that department

>>40595555
You have quads never give up

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i lift for qt japanese boys tbqh

I lift because my self esteem is so much in the gutter that I can't even look at a picture of myself without being disgusted and I project this look into other people's eyes which has made it very difficult for me to have social contacts outside of work.
I don't want the only thing I leave on this earth be shitposts in an archive of a peruvian basket weaving board and I want to say the day I put my mom and dad in the ground that my parents were proud of me for being a strong man mentally and physically.

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I am also lifting entirely to get women. Does it work?

>>40595542
benis

>>40595386
I lift to increase the chances of sticking my penis into a vagina.

>>40595386
Most girls are completely uninteresting. Why would I lift for them? I bet you're the kind of person that buys a car solely for its badge. If you could anyways. People like you don't have good jobs.

I lift for Stefan Molyneux and RWDS.

>implying you can't have more than one reason to lift
>muh health
>muh grills
>muh waifu
>muh self-esteem
>muh endorphin rush

>>40596770
Already have a Ruger Mk3, CZ75 SP01 and a Troy AR. What next?
Thinking about something in 12g or 7.62x39.

>>40595386
I don't like lying

>>40595591
a worthy cause

>>40595386
I concede that I originally started lifting for girls.

But then I realized the confidence, intimidation and health gains by far outweigh the grill gains.

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>>40597572
Funny enough, I've been studying PUA for years, getting poor results, but after I started lifting I'm having abundance with women. Go figure.

>>40595843
the challenge and good mood it puts you in afterward

>>40597669
Is pic related Asanagi?

>>40595997
You're better than that. Keep moving forward you'll get there.

>>40595386
because i never have sex

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>>40597678
Yeah. You know your stuff!

>>40597669
How tall is your fuzzy top hat?

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>when she come in and it's obvious your the guy


BUTTTTT
These bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. Ain't gonna break my neck or go out o my way to holler- NO MATTER WHAT. Pussy comes to me, at my feet. My numbers may be lagging, but my wins are legendary

>>40595516
>I've realised the reason why I don't get women on the reg is largely down to my personality
>Shame about being 5'7 though.

This doesn't add up.

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I lift for a 2D girl.

>>40595386
I wasn't having trouble with girls before I started lifting. I started lifting for the endorphins.

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>>40595386
Because I know I will never get girls irrespective of how big I get

Why lift for girls when most of the population doesn't lift but still gets girls? Do you think the only reason you don't score is your physique lmao?

>>40595386

I lift for girls... to admire me.

Not to actully get with them or to get a GF.

Im a 25 khhv and I will go for wizard, no one is taking this from me.

>>40595386
girls are nice but I'd keep lifting even if I didn't get a single girl out of it.

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I lift because I want to be loved back.

My basic motivation for anything in life is that i want to be better than i was a year ago.
unfortunately, i've been developing backwards in some areas like social skills, or empathy.

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I lift to become a man that is harder to kill. For power and health and feels.
Also, to take more control over my life as I'm a 27yo white male living with my mom in a rented apt. and barely earning enough to get the stuff I know I need after I've paid my dues. This is starting to srsly clash with my own hard-right values, so I need to get out of my lazy ditch and stay out.

To get girls, I dance. Over the last 7 years this has gotten me 30+ girls in the 7-10 range including 3 long-time girlfriends. Pic related is me and my latest qt3.14 last summer.

But I also lift to be better in bed. Sexual stamina is a combination of CNS conditioning and good old aerobic work capability, never forget that. And once you've fucked a woman for 3+ hours straight and made her cum 5 times in a row, it won't matter if you're a DYEL loser with nomonies, she'll crave that D again. It'll be an uphill battle for her to refuse you even for the best of reasons (like you being a total asshole to her).

>>40598799
what kind of dancing do you do? i have wanted to be a dancer for years but am scared and don't know where to start. how did you start?

>>40597498
Fuck, that hair and beard. I'm jelly.

>>40595386
I don't lift.

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>>40598831
It's called either Hustle or Discofox depending on where you're at and how much pussy you hope to get.

I literally fell on it by random. My friends invited me to go to an open-air dance party to see what it's about, I went with it and went home with a 7\10 qt3.14 that night despite being literally LARP-level autist at that time in my life.

In retrospect, it's best to start by taking a beginners' class in West Coast Swing\Hustle\Salsa\Bachata\Kizomba (try them all and see which level of body contact with women is comfortable for you at the moment), then an advanced class, and then see what you want to do about it - exactly as with lifts. I did the equivalent of starting off from zero into advanced brosplits every day with no coach. Five years later I plateaued fucking hard and had to finally take that beginners class and re-learn shit (which is twice as hard as learning it anew) I also got diagnosed with bilateral knee arthrosis from all the shitty legwork and bad shoes. Don't repeat my mistakes - start from the bottom and work your way up patiently. Fortunately, the noobgainz is in full effect in dancing - you will literally not recognize yourself moving after half a year.

Some more qt 4 motivation: picrelated is the kind of girl you get to touch all over just because you can dance and Chad can't. Cat not included.

>>40597498
>>40598861
Literally me but asian and less hairy

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>>40597572
>those calf genetics

I get laid easily enough before I started lifting.
I have a lot of reasons for lifting, but honestly my #1 reason is my gf.

I'm pretty DYEL right now.
When we fuck I want to look like the man that she deserves to have fuck her.
If she cheats on me with a guy that is way fitter then I am, then I honestly believe that it was my fault.

>>40597632
learn how to make 80% AR and do gunsmithing.
then if you already watch anime and play video games all you have to do is learn to play DnD and you'll be 4chan elite across all relevant boards.

>>40599254
short girls have big calves because they need to tiptoe to peak over everything.

I don't lift because people that lift are people like you

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>>40597498
in another 10 years ill finally have a beard like that

>>40599484
cuck/10

It's either your fault for choosing a cunt that will renege on agreement in the most-emotionally-loaded part of life just because some chad has better genetics or just more time and other people's money to blow on vainly constructing his own body for the express purpose of attracting cheap pussy.

Or your fault for being so stuck up on your own body (and justifying it to yourself via your GF) that her base desires overcome any feels and loyalty she has for you and she just gets them sated on a random chad's dick because he looked like he would be a good lay.

There's almost zero room for tolerance in this kind of situation. Either you have an open relationship that you've both agreed on, and you fully expect her to get dick elsewhere and don't even use the word "cheat" in this context. Or you're committed to each other and finding her in bed with some chad is a first-class fail on her part (maybe prompted by your behavior, but still) and grounds for kicking her the fuck out of your life. I've been in both kinds of relationships and they both have their difficulties but outright betrayal in matters of sex is about the worst thing that can happen and a prime indicator of a shit-tier personality of a kind you DON'T need in your life.

Srsly dude.

>>40597995
You lift for a 2D lesbian?

You fail at life m8.

I lift so I can eat like a fatass. I'm basically autistic so I rarely get laid, meaning of lifting for girls was my objective I'd be failing. But now I'm able to eat 6 whole eggs and 2 lbs of chicken in one sitting, meaning I'm achieving my goal.

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I do too I want to creampie sluts so bad. It is actually way more dangerous than doing drugs. I know it is phony stimuli and trivial but the confidence boost works, because I don't feel useless.

>>40597572
How does somebody so not fat have fucking cankles?

>>40595908
he's gay

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>>40595591

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>>40595386
>I lift for validation from others
>this relates to self worth
>this helps ease the paing of depression and my empty fleeting emotions

it helps sometimes, but i also hate myself and want it to end

>>40599882
She's bisexual.

>>40595386

I lift to feel better about myself. becoming attractive to women is a bonus.

>>40595734
me too, anon

>>40595843
Lift for the boys

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>>40595386
>I lift for girls.

Lift for yourself m8.
All women want is money.

This is the hardest redpill to swallow, but it's true. I have a good face, good grades, good at sports, etc; absolutely nothing helped. Then got /fit/, worked on my social skills, etc. Saw a "slight" improvement, but overall basically no change.

Then I got a new job with a startup, worked up the change way fast, and made a 100k salary for the first time in my life. Almost immediately, there was a fucking difference. I don't know how the fuck girls know, maybe it's just from where you go socially, but girls can fucking sniff out money like you wouldn't believe. For about 2 years I had girls literally throwing themselves at me, wanting to be fucked on the first date, and pretty much willing to do whatever.

Unfortunately, the company I had some trouble due to some government interference, and my position and district got put on hold indefinitely. Had to find a new job in the meantime that doesn't pay even half as much. Saw a complete change almost overnight. GF I had that I seriously thought I might marry broke up with me the same week after she found out I wouldn't have the spending capital like I used to (gave me a BS excuse, but I knew what was really going on). Dating life never recovered. I'm in better shape now, than I was then, and it just straight up doesn't matter. As soon as girls find out what you do, and you are making sub 70k they drop you faster than shit on the toilet.

Time to wake up. Girls only want your cash. That's all they care about. All women are essentially hookers, and GFs and Wives are just hookers you happen to pay more often.

I just like being able to lift things that I used to think were difficult.
I remember reaching a 2pl8 bench and feeling good and how 1pl8 used to be life or death when pushing out reps. Now it's just a fuckin' warmup.

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This is the only acceptable reason to lift

>>40595386
I lift to look like batman
And for girls
But mostly batman

>>40595386
I lift for myself, i like it when i give sloots to myself

>>40599553
Does rubbing snow on yourself have any real benefit

>>40597959
>be insecure manlet that is totally insufferable to anything with a vagina via constant need of self approval and heel lifts

:)

>>40601700
There is only like 4 breed of dog I would need to lift to do that with.
What kind of faggot can't pick up dogs.

>>40601724
It does, exposure to extreme cold stimulates the growth of "brown fat" which is more exogenic, burns more calories, isn't as hard on your organs.

Caveat, you basically need hours of daily exposure for this to occur.

>>40596256
Your second one is hit and miss with me. I've noticed in road rage incidents people will become timid really fast when they pull up and see me. At the same time, random guys feel like they have to prove themselves when I'm around and their girlfriend is too. I get mean mugged way more by those guys than ever before. Also, fat people absolutely despise me when I go out to eat.

>>40601753
Not really related to fitness, but I lift a lot, and still get wigged out by road rage incidents. Some dude threatening me with a tire iron after break checking me on the highway is why I got a CCW and always carry now.

I lift because i hate myself and enjoy the pain.

>>40601753
>tfw I knew I made it when I was mean mugged by some guy as I was walking to my car
>he froze with his hand on his trunk lid and just stared me down the whole time as I walked to my car (which happened to be next to his)
>Get 5 feet from him, look up and laugh as I press the unlock button on my keys
kek. Felt good. His wife came around and was like wtf are you doing? Get the shit and let's go.

>>40595417
THIS

truly the best feeling knowing you don't have anything to worry about when you talk to grills or have to take your shirt off because you look fawkin güd.

TLDR; do it for you
what comes with it is secondary

>>40601728
The world's heaviest dog weights 343 lbs. Tell me you can hold that like a baby.

>>40596129
I don't know how to feel about this
fuck you

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>>40595386
what girls? haven't touched a female in 14years

>>40595816
Was the gif intentional? Cuz he did expose hollywood ran by illuminati pedophiles or some shit

>>40601666
saved

>>40595386
I do lift for girls, but really for everyone. I want everyone including myself to think I look good, am strong, am healthy, etc.

shaman here

I lift for mankind

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>>40595386
I lift for mother Evropa

>>40601666

Mark of the trips speaks the truth

>>40595386

I've seen this pic a hundred times and still gets me hard, what the FUCK.
Her ASS?!?!?! How is it so good!!!
MUUUH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKK~~~~!!!!!

>>40601666
no man, just no...

Im paraplegic, sitting most of the time on a wheelchair. Now im looking good, have a very good Job (German Automobile industry) and im fit, walk a Little bit again.

But it was a time (after the accident) i was shit, i was weak and had no Money, no Job and lived with my parents again... but quest what... i had a girlfriend that was loving me, i broke up with her cause i wanted to test myself and fuck other pussies and so did i.

I brought couple of Girls to my parents house, like i said, no Job, no Money.

Now with Money, Job, Car and a fit Body, it Looks alot better, but no having Money, nice Job, doesnt mean that you are no man.

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Lifting for girls is lifting for insecurity.

>>40595579
U r gay dude

>>40595542
There's a new dongle that Apple sells

I lift for boys. and also because it makes me feel good. but mostly so I can attract hot guys that will destroy my fit boypussy~

>>40595997
Get prostitute

>>40596524
do you lift for twinks or bears though

>>40597669
>thigh fat that gets choked by sock elastic
gross

So I can finally look like I love myself

>>40602494
>German Automobile industry
How did you get a job there and where? What education do you need to land a job there. My dream is to work in an automobile factory. Ich bin noch in der Oberstufe btw.

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>>40595386
I lift for girls too, obviously.

I started out as a 5'10'' skeletor with and ugly face, now I'm fit with and ugly face.
It's incredibly hard to meet girls I'm interested in. I took a dozen or so language classes over the past couple years because they're filled with girls and it's pretty easy to get talking there, but it's almost impossible to find a single girl there. From the fatties to the zyst faces, all have been taken. The only ones left were a few landwhales and girls with rotten characters.
The worst thing though was meeting older versions of me in those classes. Single guys in their mid 30s who have a career going, are somewhat fit who try to hide their personal flaws. I think this will be me in a couple of years.

Maybe I'll go to Belarus or Ukraine and get a wife there.

>>40602853
>ugly face
Stopped reading right there. You have to be deported.

>>40595386
r u betas kidding me? i lift to get strong not for girls. u guys r fucking fags hahahah.

>>40596437
Finally, someone who's honest.

>>40595386
Same. But it makes me feel bootiful too

>>40595386
It okay to admit that you're a degenerate

i lift because im curious how i would look with a good body. honestly dont care about girls

>>40595908
well personally i dont hate every single women on this earth, that would be stupid. i do think there are a lot of double standards in the society now and there are general traits in most women thats a lot worse than the general traits in men. also the amount of online beta orbiters caused girls to not put any effort into anything and still get away with it. 75% of tinder is now girls who "love adventures, and netfix" and think arctic monkeys is the epitome of great music.
if you lift for girls, at least lift for someone who is somewhat unique, not some ugg wearing basic bitch with a tumblr microblog

>>40595555
What a waste of quads

>>40595898
Caught that 8 months in but it's alright it helps me want too get bigger and stronger

>>40595386

I lift for myself but when I started girls were a huge factor. I just wanted confidence to talk to girls.

Now in a 3 year realtionship and still lift 4 times a week.

>>40595386
I lift to try and curb depression, but whatever works for you is fine, m8

It's more of a bonus

>>40595386
I lift because im bored, and lifting for 2 hours feels more productive than 2 more hours of video games

>>40603144
i'm better than you in every way my man

my dick is bigger

my wallet is fatter

i've fucked plenty of hot chicks, you'd be crawling over glass to get a wiff of my dick

so shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down

>>40601989
Did your mom win best in show?

>>40595417
>>40595404
>tfw when balding and had to trim it all away.

also am 27. is that to old to go clubbing ?

>>40603832
quads of truth though

>>40602851
Also, wenn du keinen "B" Vitamin hast, dann musst du einen sehr guten Zeugnis haben und entsprechen eine ausgezeichnete Bewerbung schreiben. Dann wirst du eingeladen und da musst du mit Selbstbewusstsein und überhaupt deine Qualitäten punkten.

Ich bin allerdings kein so gutes Beispiel für dich. Hatte keinen "B" Vitamin, dafür sitze ich halt im Rollstuhl und war der beste meines Jahrgangs. Ich habe mit einen Praktikum angefangen. Ich habe alle überzeug und so nach einem Jahr eine Stelle gekriegt.

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I lift so that at first impression you would assume I have a pretty good social life and large groups of friends

>>40598978
A shame. I really want that cat

>>40597498
Wtf, r u kidding gay /fit/ ? This dude is fucking gross

I can smell the sweat through my computer, his hair does not look clean and he s balding with white hair

This is why I ll never be gay

If you still haven't found any other reasons to lift after your first year of lifting you're one sad,sad,sad individual

>>40595386
sauce?

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>>40595386
I lift for /her/, but she still wants nothing to do with me.

>>40595386
Never gonna make it

>>40597995
Pls stop... I just laughed so hard I threw up my oatmeal.

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>>>115483026
http://www.strawpoll.me/12474887/r

be honest

>>40604503
The Fuck is this shit!

Be honest! there is no number, Man should fuck so many us possible and never sattle down!
Strawpoll = beta faggot poll

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>>40602764
I lift for myself and so I can get to the places I need to in life (Joining Air force), next to show up the people I know, and lastly so I can make my future kids and wife proud

But desu while all that's happening, I really want first choice in traps. Really want to find the prettiest traps I can and have the best chance of destroying their boypussys because I'll aestetic and sexy as fuck. Just keeping it real

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>>40603899
I hate comebacks like this. So basic. "I have more X thus I'm superior".

Go home, normie

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>>40604719
They all look disgusting

>>40603927
40 year olds go clubbing. just depends which clubs you go to. 20s-30s are normal clubs but there are also 30s-40s type clubs.

>>40595898
Getting laid is based off looks/personality. if you have 0 personality then you wont get laid, lifting just helps in looks wise.

>>40601700
That is cute as fuck. Like seriously.

>>40604796
>I have more X thus I'm superior
welcome to real life

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> He doesn't lift for Toshino Kyoko

>>40602036
And yet Mark fucked girls all the time. If it was real life he would only fuck Sophie and that's for child support.

>>40595591
Admirable. Where i work i always flirt with ugly girls, but am very cool towards hot ones. They don't need any more self esteem.

>>40596256
This.
Except I already feel fucking fantastic about myself so no.1 isn't really a factor.

>>40604964
>i always flirt with ugly girls
How to do this?

>>40596256

>2

I've already hit the glass ceiling at work because "being a big guy" has made me "intimidating and unapproachable." Stuck at middle management with all these gains...

>>40604940

Nah he's in that over 30 bracket where a guy with a stable job and a flat will go through a handful of painful average, desperate women who are just trying to snag themselves a provider before it's too late.

If you actually take care of yourself, have a good job and have some actual social confidence 30+ is easy mode. You have to fend off 30+ chicks with a stick. Pump and dump heaven whilst you spy out 20 something chicks to actually breed and settle down with.

>>40595386
But lifting doesn't get girls. You'll still be autistic throughout

>>40605188
U U
U U

>>40605024

Just talk to them basically. Because you're not intimidated by their looks or attracted to them you won't be nervous, you'll come across as very confident and they'll eat up whatever you say.

I lift for the hopeless satisfaction that one day I'll run into her and she'll be all "Oh wow! You look so good anon since I last saw you! " then later that night be thinking about me.

>>40605287
ffs you dont even fuck her in your fantasy, she just thinks about you in passing
you can always dream bigger comrade

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>>40604939

I'm gonna lift for Toshino tomorrow, hopefully I'll hit a new squat PR.

>>40595386
Why would I lift for someone who only cares about my attention and my money. I lift for confidence in myself.

>>40604503
I was going to take a physical picture to make a glorious pun on just how 'polarized' the results are. But that requires effort and a scanner to do right. Sorry for failing this.

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>>40595386
I'm pretty sure a lot of people here lift for guys instead.

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>>40605287
>>40605298
Truely the most beta of this board

op are you so immature can you not realize that people lift to feel better about themselves? that it is not about looking good for women, but for ourselves when we look in the mirror.

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>>40595386
Ok but does it even matter if you're not good at talking to girls anyway? (or at least not some kind of flirting genius)

Let's say you look super jacked, will girls just come at you like you're some kind of girls magnet?

>>40595816
Lift for the emperor

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>Some girl consciously took a photo of her ass in this fashion and posted it onto the internet.

I fucking hate females. They get more vapid and disgusting by the fucking year.

They'll fuck anything that moves these days.

>>40598799
>for 3+ hours straight
I don't want that

>>40605817

Why is /fit/ so lonely then

>>40605817
Except for you, am I right?

>>40605024
Make good eye contract, smile, positive body movements, etc. It's actually great practice for you and it makes their day a little better.

I keep forgetting that i had no clue how to flirt and couldn't tell when i was being flirted with in HS, but it came with time.

>>40595591
I did this a couple days ago
>be me
>6'6 fatass at 245 pounds
>asked this qt Asian grill co-worker out
>w-would you like to go out for some coffee this weekend?
>give her days but she constantly says she's busy
>gives me the "I'm busy this weekend but message me later" bs
>this was in November
>went from 245 to 180
>fastfoward to last Friday
>she comes up to me when I'm about to clock out
>so you still wanna get some coffee?
She keeps messaging me and I just keep stringing her along for the attention. I can see why girls do it, it makes me feel better about myself

>>40595386
That's a nice ass. Who it belong to?

>>40595997
What are you depressed about?

>>40595386

I am not a religious man,

but sometimes butts make me think that just maybe....

>>40595386
>I lift for girls

You already failed.

>>40598799
I'm a babyface with a 9 inch dick. No luck with the girls but after I fucked one of the others, for some reason, seemed a lot more interested.

I wanna get buff so I've got the double whammy

I lift for my best friend that asked me to never fall in love with her because she didn't want to lose our friendship

Yea I'm pretty beta

Because I'm actually lifting for my fitness level to go up, since I'm about to go to the military.

And I've been getting laid for a very many years without being shredded.

If a chick likes my bod. Great. If not, idc.

>>40606546
Kys

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>>40606546

>platonic "friendships" with girls

Don't play with us, men know these don't really exist and are usually just covers for latent and/or pending attraction

I lift for all sorts of reasons which change over time. One of those reasons is girls.

Lifting exclusively for girls is kind of pathetic though.

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>>40595386
I lift to be the big brother of my 6 nieces.
I have no cousins, so my nieces don't have brothers who scare away fuckboys. Does that count as "lifting for girls"?

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i lift so i can look as good as this

>>40606546
Don't be friends with people who put constraints on your emotions.

>>40595816
>2016
>being this mentally ill
ishygddt

>>40595386
I lift because i want to achieve the best equilibrium for an human (imo): calisthenics, endurance, agility and a martial art.

So far, since im still a bit fat, i lift and slowly training bodyweight.

>>40595386
I lift to feel safe and be able to protect one's dear to me.

Girls like it but who cares, there are bigger guys getting blown the fuck out by mere 3's so looks dont really matter.

>>40601700
Hey I like this picture. Inspires me to go to the gym.

>>40596715
just because those are his goals doesn't mean he needs to be there now for his statement to be valid. You only care about sloots up to a certain age, then you either stop lifting cause you're a beta bitch boy, or you find a higher purpose and continue.
>champ!
you condescending twat.

>>40595386
Cuz I'm a literal faggot

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>>40606780

>>40595843
You lift so one day you can get back on all who wronged you.

>>40595908
It's really easy, just look at how bias society is towards them because vagina.

>>40603899
Well I'm not a lesbian so I'm good

>>40605817
what the fuck is wrong with her face? why is it so bloated

I lift for performance, and not even that much. Would get my ass kicked in the ring if I didn't exercise and lifting too much would slow me down.

I lift so my wife feels the need to lift to keep up with me, so I get to be married to a fit girl

>tfw I actually lift for a girl

my step sister to be specific, I dream about the day I can walk around my house shirtless with only my pyjama pants on looking joocy as fuk and having her mire me. We're not related biologically(?) and I wanna bang her one day but i'm too scared of the consequences.

>>40596437
>put some "spark" back into his marriage

kek'd

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>>40607208
>2016

>>40598799
you should consider going bald if your hair goes much thinner. being rippeted and bald is a decent combo

>>40597947
Faggot.

>>40601704
Literally me.
I listen the the BVS soundtrack when I lift. Also Dark Knight Returns

>>40603927
not for men

>>40607740
> bias
> believing in women have higher social status meme
total retard, women have been more valuable in history until now. They are no longer protected by men, you can hit it and quit it without consequence.

>>40595386
>virgin
>subconsciously lift for girls but deny it
>lose virginity
>no longer want to lift
>paid for personal trainer certification
lel guess ill lift

>>40604091
This is a championship-breed Maine Coon. As far as I know (from that chick, she makes a living grooming cats) they are expensive af up front (good kittens start out at $500) and long hair is a hassle to maintain, but otherwise they are awesome: smart, ice-cool around people, love water and hunting, and have cool voices.

>>40605821
You just never tried it.
Although, tbqh I'm quite a dom and it just gives me kicks to see a girl torn between asking for more and begging for mercy and knowing I can do whatever to her and she'll enjoy it even despite herself.
Srsly, dominating women in bed is the way to go (if you're not a beta cuck).

>>40605817
>aupair
>argentina

N U T

>>40604199
Im glad I'm not the only one

>>40609563
I buzz my hair down to zero 2-3 times a year when it starts to get long enough to need maintenance. Was a curly-haired fuccboi in my teens, but nevermore. My dad, from whom I inherited the aryan/10 skull shape, rocks the bald with a Satan-tier goatie and swole build, so I'm thinking of perma-balding too.

>>40595425
same breh

Who here /dyel playahs/

>>40596437
This is the human condition in all honesty

>>40595386
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>>40612113
i fucking hate numales

>>40611863
>t. virgin cuckhold

>>40601666
Not quite. It's power they want. They're dumb and mistake confidence for legit power, blag it. If they're mature enough to see through your bullshit then they're fannys are old and gross neway :)

>>40612113

>Autism

>>40603922
underrated, top lel

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>>40611452
>>40607740
Women are treated better by most people because they're more sexually "valuable", as in, they have less ability to have tonnes of kids, compared to a man who can have 1000s of kids in his lifetime. It's in the species' best interest to prioritise women over men.

Stop complaining about things you can't change and improve yourself

>>40598799
that russian women surplus

>>40601684
I love repping old PRs.

>>40614755
Two reasons why this is wrong

1.Women are seen as less valuable because relationships and having children is seen as less valuable.
2.The feminist movement itself has made women far less valuable overall
3.Because of science...women are now... technically not needed for the continuation of the human race...

>>40614853
three
sorry

>>40598978

What type of cat is that? That's a handsome cat.

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>>40595542
adhesive is best

other fasteners work also

>>40615658
See >>40611635

>>40601989
What part of maybe 4 breeds I can't do that with was hard to read?

>>40604913

You forgot money

>>40614823
True.dat
I sometimes understand just how exactly spoiled I am by the sheer volume of beautiful girls hanging around. You barely see any landwhales under the age of 40, the young cuties tend to be underweight or just soft-average that can be turned into tight sporty bod with some noobgainz. Facial genetics is in good state too b.c. no feminism ever and the uglies tend not to breed.
Attitude is an issue in Moscow due to huge wealth imbalance toward the untermensch and the corrupt officials, but it's getting better over time.

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>>40595386
I like cock, so, no

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>>40609563
>>40611838
Also, here's me being bald and my favorite sub bitch.

>>40601700
adorable

>>40606780
You are a good man anon.

>>40607208
>not knowing it's 2017
fuck, dude, get out your crib

>>40597498
>lifting for qt j-boys
>posts おじちゃん
ishygddt

>>40597947
chase a check, never chase a bitch

I don't lift for girls because I know that physique is cope and literally doesn't matter in the slightest.

>>40601700
He posted this picture to fuck girls you retards.

>>40601666
number one reason for divorce?

man becomes unemployed

>>40601666
>I have a good face
Delusional. Money is for cuckolds (i.e. boyfriends and husbands)

>>40616074
This guy made it.

>>40597947

The same girls who walk to you have walked up to several guys before you..they're loose sluts, anon.

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I lift because I'm insecure.
Isn't that the same as lifting for girls?

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Yeah I almost passed out during my 8th set of deadlifts today for female attention.

FOH.

>>40598799
This is it. Dancing is the best activity for getting girls. You look pretty DYEL tho, no offense.

>>40605817
>They'll fuck anything that moves these days.
you might finally get laid

>>40605817

Whooooaaaaaah slow down those sour grapes, Eliott

I've noticed that every time after sex, and I walk past a mirror naked, I can't help but flex, pose, and generally mire myself.

Then again, I wouldn't be able to do that if I didn't lift, looked like a skinnyfat lanklet and couldn't fook sloots.

>>40598978

Would rather pet that cat than kiss that girl

>>40605817
>dem hips
>but dat fupa
Penor did a confuse