>havent had sex in over a year >local slutty qt messages

>>40586766
Just end your dry streak bro, no need to overdo it with the booze

>>40586766
How much cardio in sex though?

>>40586766
Don't do it OP. Skipping just one gym day and drinking will make you blow up and die.

Not worth it desu famalam

>haven't had sex
>odds high I never will
cry me a river

>>40586766
Afterwards you'll feel empty inside because it was loveless, and you'll feel regret because of the empty calories. Don't do it. Good things come to those who wait.

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>OH WOE IS ME HAVE PITY ON ME MY ONLINE FRIENDS

>>40586766
Don't do it

She will just lure you into her apartment and her 3 nigga friends will rob and rape you.

>>40587436
>implying op won't rape them all
Get some BIG BLACK BOIPUCCI op, I believe in u

>>40586766
If you're worried about the booze then drink spirits. In fact, let me share with you the god tier of drinks: vodka + water. Added water means you don't get hungover, plus you can add any flavouring you like. Although I hear American vodka is shit, much softer than rhe stuff you get here in the uk, so feel free to swap with a better drink (whiskey?).

>>40587408
Post more like this

>>40586766
>haven't had sex ever
>26 years old

What does sex feel like?

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>>40587936
the meme is called "Helper" btw

>>40589146
its fun
cuddling and sleeping in each others arms is more fun tho