>walk down a crowded street
>everyone bumps into you
>women bump into you
>they even brace themselves ready to push you back
>try to be polite and angle my shoulders
>get ran into anyway
Why are you fuckers so rude? Does me being 5'6" have anything to do with this?
>5'6
Sorry but you're not tall enough to even show up in their prehipheral vision
Some people don't see speedbumps bro.
>see people brace themselves
>lean into them
>move away at last second
>watch them fall forward
>laugh heartily
I'm almost a foot taller than you, you're lucky if I even see your head bobbing you manlet.
look angry, and look where you want to go, works for me, people almost jump to get out of my way.
>6'2" though
>>40578323
same
>>40578323
My face is very sculpted so I have a naturally serious look. They're moving out of the way because you're 6'2"
>>40577292
I'm 6'4, I'd say fit, and people always move for me, I usually walk in a straight line.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4afoy8qmDRk
MANLETS ABSOLUTELY BTFO
Happ bed today
>be like you don't have
>sit down with a little bit of a problem with your blood
>start with the British
>keep going out with the British
>British won't stop being dead
>shit
>panic
>decided that the British weren't even worth the risk
>drop the British
<suddenly I'm going with my sister to get a new boyfriend because she is always there for me
>wake up to the British government on the bench
>"do you think you can get the same name as you are not sure if you're the British?"
>hospital says I'm sorry for being so fat, now I have to do community service for the next two years
Never fuck UP gym days
>>40579192
what the fuck am i reading
>>40579262
It was pretty clear