Dumping my old Starter Packs, as well as some new ones that I made. Enjoy.
>>40573682
That Goku rashguard is legit
Last one that I have, I'll make more eventually.
>>40573699
Lifting in a rash guard is beyond retarded, even rolling in that thing would be phaggy.
I forgot to post this one, it is the last I have.
>>40573693
>>40573703
>>40573731
>>40573820
all too real
OP here,
I honestly cannot think of anymore, I might have covered the whole spectrum. Give me some ideas and I'll do my best to make more.
>>40573830
why do old people do this? i see this one old guy at the gym every single morning yet for my entire workout i never see him only to encounter him again at the changing room. not to mention they always walk around naked with their low hanging balls and shriveled dicks.
can't wait until i'm old so i can pull that shit.
>>40573660
holy shot this ones accurate
>>40573934
the crossfitter that tears apart the gym
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viQnHOXyqEg
>>40573875
lol my favourite one so far
>>40573934
Cardio bunny?
>>40573957
they stopped caring about 30 years ago, that's why
>>40573875
You missed the beer belly, double chin and mid lift forehead veins
im shocked and relieved that i dont match any of these
>>40573682
Scott Herman?
>>40573731
fucking little shits
>>40573875
kek
>>40573976
Done
>>40573633
Holy shit lmao.
There is literally this exact person in my gym.
He wears a baseball cap too tho.
>>40573934
Chinese dyels in the gym? Usually sitting on machines with their iPhone one rep every 30 seconds, wear tank tops despite having 0 muscle, their gym partner/spotter holding the weight the entire weight as they do the exercise (bench/lat pull down etc)?
>>40574255
That makes no sense
Nu-males wouldn't be caught dead in a gym
>>40574255
replace the smith squats with smith front squats or 40kg barbell front squats.
>>40574278
+ Chucks are actually nice for lifting
>>40573875
>>40573875
delet this
>>40573875
>chipotle
too accurate. fuck PL weirdos
>>40573693
It mildly creeps me out seeing a girl this skinny squat with proper form.
All the skinny chicks at my gym do quarter squats at best.
>>40574301
they're an acceptable starting point for those who don't know better, those whohave very, very good ankle mobility, or don't have a hundred bucks to drop on shoes
>>40574018
Boom
>>40574498
So I fell for a meme?
post the ftm tranny starter pack
>>40574580
No not really. Just a sensible shoe for the average lifter. Unless you comp expensive gear is a waste.
>>40574502
Thanks dude, but what the hell kind of abomination is that at top right?!?
>>40574404
Are you mad that those weirdos are stronger physically and mentally than your flabby BB ass?
>>40574246
>>40574672
In my experience the pure cardio bunnies have awful asses.
>>40574672
What's wrong? You don't like girls?
>>40573820
I can perfectly picture the guy at my gym who does this kek
>>40573682
>rashguard
actually want
>>40574945
If you lift in a rashguard you're a dipshit.
>>40574750
treadmills kill asses, the backwards motion of the treadmill does the work your ass should be doing.
please spread the good word
>>40573830
Yo,do you americans really walk around naked in the locker rooms ? no wonder you're all so gay
>>40574422
This
Why can't women in to squat?
>>40573830
>finish my workout
>get in to locker room
>butt naked old guy sitting with his legs spread eyeing everyone
>shower
>pack
>put clothes on
>leaving locker room
>he is still sitting there
>>40574977
not to lift in that shit btw
>>40574996
i live in germany and people do that here too, ur gay if you bothered by it
>>40573731
> be me
> lifting at Y while home for the holidays
> gang of must be 15-16yos comes in every day
> start playing rap from their phones while circlejerking the bench as the fattest one among them struggles to half-rep 155x3
> they mime shooting basketballs and do pullups off the doorways in between
> mfw
>>40574404
> hating chipotle
kill you're selve
>>40573875
you forgot the receding hairline and acne
>>40573830
Alpha as fuck
>>40573875
>lever belt
Fucking americans
>>40575013
Women are literally not built to squat (shit tier proportions).
>>40573820
TOO
FUCKIN
REAL
>>40574733
The Asian stereotypes have just not panned out for me in the gym (except for Indians, their curls and polo shirts seem to carry on even to those born here).
Motherfuckin Kevin the Asian deadlifted right after getting off of work at his software engineering job, though. Talked about Louie Simmons and my chucks. Kevin was fucking awesome.
>>40574255
What's wrong with chucks? Or am I a numale?
i made one lol
>>40573820
That's also the "I wear a Yankee Flatbrim even though I couldn't tell you who Michael Pineda is" starter pack
>>40574422
>Proper form
Her stance is too wide, her feet pointed too straight ahead, she's squatting high bar like a tard, and her thumbs, wrists, and elbows are craned under the bar such that they must be supporting some of the weight.
About the only thing she did right was hit depth, barely.
>>40576229
nobody cares about the fucking yankees
it's a lifestyle brand by now
>>40576229
yankees have been irrelevant since 03
>>40573633
>>40574167
ive seen these 2 exact posts before. is this a meme?
>>40574151
perfect
>>40574733
>>40576323
>>40576353
>Butthurt Red Sox fags in this much denial over how goddamn good the Yankees are going to be in 4 years thanks to those hot trades made last season
>>40573976
dude is the worst
shit form, hogging all equipment, damaging the premise, bringing toddler kid and wife along, endangering others (e.g running with loaded barbells overhead), lacking all sorts of self awareness, lying about max reps, berating others (to the point employees get fired) etc
this guy is the the living nutshell of what crossfit represents
>>40576544
>Red Sox
another fucking miserable yankee asshole thinking that the only ones hating this shit brand of a team must be a low life bostonian
yeah, keep flaunting that ignorance in front of you, way to hold up yankee values faggot
>>40576544
so you're admitting that the only thing going for the yanks is the money? Some refreshing honesty I'm confused
>>40573731
There's a group of fuccbois just like that my gym
>>40574151
Jesus that ball thing terrifies me
THe fuck do you even get off without pulling something
Those ankles
Jesus
>>40574732
Lol is this what they tell themselves when my roids and aesthetics get me laid and we chuckle at them in public
>>40574733
I swear the phone one is right.
Also for some reason I've seen only Asians facetime with their gf while in the gym between sets,,,
>>40574580
no, they're great for deadlifting
>>40573857
so true with the form on the ohp and using the preset mini barbells
>>40573841
holy shit that's literally me
>>40573830
Where's that one pic of the old guy bending over to dry his ass hair with the hand drier?
>>40574278
except nu males love to go to the gym retard
>>40574732
desu between my friends (bb,PL,OL) the powerlifter is the most autistic.
>>40573731
>they put on a belt
>they're squatting the bar and put a 10 on each side
>>40574255
>mass gainer
>uh... Normal shoes?
>goat conditioning
I see nothing wrong with these
>>40577963
>quarter squatting in the smith machine
>>40577963
>nu-male detected
>>40573976
Holy shit everything about this guy is horrible. I'm surprised he hasn't hurt himself or someone else.
>>40574733
i was expecting the texts to be the "sorry, not into asian guys, will you still help me on my math homework?" conversation
>>40574151
>see this
>hop on FB
>see this
kek
>>40576758
Chinks pretty much always facetime
>>40573976
the fuck
>>40573857
oh man
>>40573731
There's a school around the corner of my gym and they have a class come into the gym once a week, the fuckers literally just sit on the equipment doing nothing hogging it all for 2 hours. I have to literally tell them point blank to fucking move because they can't understand that me standing next to them and staring is me telling them to fucking move.
>>40574151
oh god I have a story
>lifting in the evening
>bout to do some skwats
>a dude and a kind of skinnyfat chick come in
>both grab barbells, dude grabs a 25lb oly pl8 chick grabs a pair of regular 10s
>they set up in the walk way area facing each other
>he starts showing her (very poorly) how to do power cleans
>what the fuck
>they set up a clock and start blasting some shitty music from a phone
>start doing fucking max rep shit form power cleans in the walk way
>they start jumping back and forth over the bar
>then they fucking run over to the treadmills and sprint
>and go back to max rep shitty cleans
>they do this for like 15 minutes
>get fucking chalk all over the floor
>get in everyone's way
>obnoxious pieces of shit
I've never seen them again, thank god. hope I never do. fuck crossfit and the personalities that flock to it
>>40580024
>mountain lightning instead of mountain dew
>>40573830
>He tries to talk to you while naked
Why must old people make awkward situations even more awkward.
>>40574151
>correct deapth
>crossfit
>>40576226
ha ha comedy gold...
>>40573830
theres this old asian guy at my gym who stands in the shower with the curtain wide open cleaning his asshole for a good 20 mins
>>40580700
>>40576012
>mfw i also met an asian doing diddlies and helped him with form
chinks seem to get it desu
>>40574996
Actually, it all started in Europe, and is overall far more common over there.
We tend to avoid eye contact when nude, but in Europe they pretty much tell you to look at their junk in the middle of a conversation.
>>40580024
>>40573820
Wow
I guess it's not only my gym that has those guys
What's their deal, anyway?
>>40573660
so true in my gym, hardcore bodybuilding gym but staff are really cool. half of the people are old roidheads who have kept or lost gains and spend half and hour tell all the kids in the gym (gym moving to become gritty boxing gym also so chavs go there) and talk about the time when they were 6'8 and 130kg and teach their "special moves" which is really a shitty isolation move.
>>40574996
its the same in England mate
>>40573875
needs hoodie
>>40573875
Shoes need to be chucks instead
>>40580024
Fuck I want some cheese balls now
>>40579972
This but just in general, not necessarily on /fit/
I'm starting next week ,read the sticky and I have to ask: are people at gyms this bad?
>>40573934
You need a ROIDBRO starter pack. Would consist of this basically
Skinny joggers (bonus points if their cropped length)
http://thumbs2.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mG1FGtfNJX-mwmaPXmrfKWg.jpg
Black Nike free run 2
http://sneakerbardetroit.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/nike-free-run-2-nsw-black-white-black-681x389.jpg
Racer back vest (bonus points if golds gym and cut)
http://www.anaxfitness.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/700x923/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/s/t/stringer-strength-burg-2_3.jpg
Sunbeds
http://news.images.itv.com/image/file/24906/image_update_9beeaa86f11a6b05_1335936168_9j-4aaqsk.jpeg
Dre beats
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/Mzc1WDUwMA==/z/SEAAAOxyRhBSyJP4/$_3.JPG?set_id=2
SnapBack
http://www.cityhuntercap.com/images/product/city_hunter_cf918_dark_grey2.jpg
Tren ace
http://www.whatsteroids.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/trenbolone-acetate-oxydine-metabolics-getroids.jpg
And of course, include DB bench EIGHT TO TEN REPS
http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/cb-dPX2OMLU/mqdefault.jpg
>>40575137
>16 year old repping equivalent off 155x1
Not bad at all considering they don't train properly
>>40577963
>He drinks mass gainer
>Not REAL FOOD
>>40573830
>walk into changing room after heavy squats feeling good
>naked old guy standing right by my locker
>"'scuse me"
>tries to start a conversation
FUCK OFFFFF WHY DO YOU EXIST GET OUT OF THE WAY
>leaving locker room
>he starts using the hairdryer to heat his balls
>>40573731
Topkek.
>>40573875
needs a baggy hoodie and a gut
>>40585399
Nd a pic of sam hyde
>>40574255
>mass gainer
>chucks
Am i numale?
>>40576046
>being this nu
>>40585425
>>40578732
Why do they do this?
Also bonus points if they're talking to their mother and shes yelling loud as fuck.
>>40585425
thats too accurate
>>40585425
Damn this is good. Add lookism/sluthate
>>40580230
It's really not bad. Doesn't taste like Mountain Dew tastes the same as mellow yellow
>>40574422
>proper form
Kill yourself you fucking normie faggot.
>>40573976
what ever happened to this guy? has he deleted all his videos?
I find the fact that so many of us can relate to these quite hilarious
>>40586491
it's almost as if they're about people at the gym and /fit/izens are people who go to the gym or something
>>40586512
More so the fact that "that guy" is truly a universal concept
>>40573633
>>40573660
>>40573693
>>40573703
>>40573820
all accurate at my gym
>resident gym whore starter pack
>gym desk attendant starter pack
>resident steroid expert starter pack
>resident young urban professional starter pack
>>40582028
GOTTA GET DAT V-TAPER YO, MAKE ALL THE PUSSY WET, I HEARD THUGFITNESS TALKIN BOUT DAT
>>40580700
if you help him it won't take so long
>>40585425
im fuckin dead this is me 100%
>>40586756
Omg this is me. Oh fuck this is not good.
>>40586756
>using your phone in the gym
>not being 100% locked in
Seriously guys, come on
>>40586774
This is literally me
>>40586774
Fuck you it's hot in Australia
>>40580024
holy shit the cheese balls make this. Fucking wet cheeseballs are some of the grossest things on this planet.
>>40576365
Life is a circle, brother
>>40573648
Should be renamed "New Years resolution starter pack"
>>40586756
>>40586774
DELET THIS
>>40586774
>>40586756
>>40573633
Kek, this one is fucking good!
>>40573648
Those bottles are a dead giveaway.
>>40573731
KEK!
>>40574733
>10 minutes
BTFO
>>40574297
>smith front squats
how does one even do this
>>40580024
I'm latino and I own those flip-flops.
>>40586756
>>40586774
DELETE YOU SHIT
>>40585425
What the fuck are these things? I'm 26 and I'm pretty sure I have body dismorphia disorder and I don't know what most of that is.
What's a bathmate?
>>40573624
THIS, THOSE FUCKERS WITH THOSE TINY, NON-EXISTENT LATS THAT WALK AROUND AS IF THEY HAVE BARRELS UNDER THEIR ARMS!
>>40573682
>literally me
I'm an autistic anime fag but at least I'm a fit autistic anime fag
>>40586756
>>40586774
This is me and I don't give a shit. Minus the headphones because fuck not having total situational awareness.
>>40588843
>mk677 - growth hormone secretelogue
>bathmate - penis enlargement device
>minoxidil - hair growth drug
>insole lifts - used to add 0..5-2.5" of height
>plastic surgey
>DNP - extremely potent fat burner
>bb.com should really be lookism.net for that starter pack
>mastic gum - used for masseter hypertrophy
>MEW - our lord and saviour he has enlightened us with his knowledge on tongue posture and maxilla development and facial attractiveness
>test e
>>40588866
What if they're feeling a pump? I'm a thin guy, and I probably walk a little more proudly too after a few good exercises.
>>40588911
Kek, I feel like you either have it or you dont. Vitamins are fine, but that much shit?
>>40588843
From left to right:
SARMs (quasi steroid sold as research chemical)
bathmate; penis pump to make your dick bigger
store brand rogaine
lifts for inside your shoe (manlet)
plastic surgery/botox
DNP; dangerous fat burner to get faurkin' shredded m8
self explanatory
fama= mastic gum; supposed to make your jaw more defined
overbite/weak chin photo
roids
>>40585425
Kek, pretty much every one of those things applies to me but I don't have BDD, I'm just extremely vain and narcissistic, sluthate/lookism are pathetic
>>40586756
This is me minus the phone and headphones.
>>40573699
lol
>>40574733
Strange almost all the asians in my gym are shredded and huge
>>40573731
Too much weight on the bar but otherwise funny.
>>40573841
'Wen'
>>40573648
This needs compression pants in it. Every tryhard fuccboi is wearing those even if they're just doing upper body.
>>40578556
If you get blisters or rip skin lifting, then you are clearly doing something wrong.
>>40580700
Where are you? I'd like to meet George Takei
>>40579822
It is difficult to mock crossfitters because it is impossible to parody the true.....they are all goofs.
>>40579972
More common on Reddit than on here.
>>40580419
Jumping Barbell Squats brah.
>>40584311
You'll see a full spectrum of people over the course of a year.
>>40588890
We all like anime, just keep it private.
For all the normal brahs (not normies).
>>40590728
You're too old for George.
>>40590811
QUALITY POST
>>40590875
Thanks man, I know I am not the only one. I also posted these on the Misc.
>>40590811
Does using a water bottle instead of having to walk to the water fountain after every set like a fucking autist mean that you have something to prove?
>>40590985
depends on the bottle
>>40591749
What are the good/bad containers???
>>40573875
this one is so fucking great
>>40590811
>trainers
>>40592012
Narrow mouth Nalgenes work pretty well for me
>>40576353
Nigga they won a title in 09
>>40573830
>Let's have a nice pleasant conversation and pretend I'm not waving my penis around at everybody
>It's just not like the old days
>>40573682
that goku thing is awesome, where i can buy it.
has anyone done one with "i rap along with music from earbuds dangling over my ears even though i know i look like i have a mental disability when i do it starter pack"?
>>40580024
>mfw I'm latino
>mfw I have those same flip flops
>>40576226
kek
>>40573731
fucking kek theres a couple of kids that do that at my gym.
>>40573731
>tfw I used to be like this with mates
>now I don't have a single friend left
>>40587798
Man that reminds me of getting some nice short shorts. Also, how to un-pale my legs? Putting them in the sun doesn't work.
>>40594359
MT2
>>40590811
I carry a Nalgene and I don't wear headphones at the gym because I feel like I lose situational awareness.
>>40595511
>losing situational awareness at the gym
Are you working out at the fucking Sahara what the fuck are you worried about
>>40590985
No, but why bring extra shit with you when it is unnecessary? You only need a water bottle if you're doing cardio.
>>40595511
I wear headphones/earbuds to deter people from talking to me, I don't mind greeting people or whatever but I don't want to spend 10 minutes between sets getting trapped listening to an acquaintance talk about shit I couldn't give two fucks about.
>>40586774
i dont get it
>>40595949
Glad to live in northern Europe, people talking to strangers just doesn't happen.
>>40595552
I don't know man, I just don't feel good when I don't know exactly what's going on around me.
>>40595949
I get that I suppose. I got stuck in a conversation with an old guy in the locker room yesterday. Different situations though.
Why are the type of people that start conversations with strangers also the same people that can't tell the other person isn't interested?
>>40597113
I'm jealous.
>>40573857
this is me other than the fuckin outfits.
But I'll make it I swear ;_;
>>40573875
>tfw witnessed one of my gym buddies spiral into a life of powerlifting madness
I-I could've saved him
>>40573731
fucking lost it god damn
>>40597274
>Why are the type of people that start conversations with strangers also the same people that can't tell the other person isn't interested?
They ether don't care or completely lack the social skills to pick up on it. I find that they don't offer you any chance to interrupt and leave the convo.
ex:
>You say "good afternoon"
They reply with:
>"Well, I'm not sure if I can say it's good. It's definitely the afternoon, I'll give you that, but good is a bit of a stretch. It's Tuesday though, which is one better than Monday! Just being honest, hahaha, because you said good afternoon, and I thought, 'Well I'm not sure if I can agree with that......which reminds me of the time blah blah blah blah blah....................
>>40595511
>situational awareness
Remake of the Lat Pulldown one because it is awesome.
>>40590714
if you don't get calluses you have never lifted weights
>>40586756
>iphone
>wired headphones
throw in random video game shirts and its spot on
>>40598129
It's probably because I grew up in a ghetto area of my city.
>tfw always had to worry about getting jumped by a group of dindus when walking somewhere
>>40585139
When i was 16 i benched 315
Making gains is easier at 16 than 26
>>40573773
when rolling ive seen some weird rash guards that one is pretty tame
>>40586756
>>40586774
kek me
>>40573731
I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT SO MUCH
delete this starter pack
>>40573703
>>40573693
>women have their phone at the gym
wew insightful. phones amirite, don't see guys with that shit
>>40573820
yeah there is one of these at my gym
>>40586756
>>40586774
I was just about to go to the gym but now I can't
>>40590811
not exactly me but close enough lol
>>40600730
its an iphone you shit
>>40573875
since when are powerlifters concerned about depth? They all only go to parallel.
>>40573731
this is too real meng
>>40601864
wow mate u really show those powerlifters your 225lb atg raw no wraps no belts squat is so much more impressive than when they squat 505 fucking kilos
>>40580024
Switch the cheese balls to pic related and it's perfect.
>>40573660
Fuck, other than the necklace this is literally me. Should I start talking to the dyels and give them advice while wearing a chain?
>>40595923
You must not be lifting hard enough or you don't do the olympic lifts if you don't drink water between sets
>>40578556
Remember to moisturize, guys.
>>40573671
Jesus. My thought was, "You didn't earn shit, son." Then I looked at my own reflection. Fucking starter packs getting me to realize what pleb I am.
>>40574995
Treadmills are physically identical to running. Learn to physics.
>>40574602
Are you a self-deprecating FTM or is there really a stereotype for ftms at gyms?
>>40573624
Someone re do this and just have a vial of tren as the starter pack kek
>>40586756
what a fuckin weirdo
>>40590985
>drinking water after every set
DYEL
>>40599483
if you get them you are lifting incorrectly