SIPS GENERAL /sp/

>>40564153
Tried it the other day. The can felt so nice.. tasted so nice.. aesthetic as fuck.

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>>40564302
A E S T H E T I C M E M E 2 0 1 7

S I P B O Y S

I've never seen one with one of those caps.

>>40564412
>never has had a mega-sips
>making it
Choose one faggot

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WHERE MY S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7 AT?! ?!

>>40564412

get a load of this canlet

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>MEGASIP

>>40565056

>6 SIPS IN ONE

Holy shit

>>40565056
if i drink that, will i die?

>>40565335
it would be very painful....for your anus.

When's Ultra Violet coming out? I wanna try that shit.

>>40565335
and, on a more serious note, caffeine overdoses are scary as fuck.

>>40565352

That's a big sip

>>40565056
>add bottle of vodka
>down whole thing
>post results

Do it, anon.

>>40565366

(For you)

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>>40564153
How I see you fags

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>>40564153

>>40565398

>Not drinking sips from a nice chalice

Fag

>>40565398
Word

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>>40565398

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>in the army
>on field training, gone for 2 weeks, only MRE for 2 weeks
>bought some sip's waiting in the cooler for me
>that first sip is to die for

>>40565398
you flatter us

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>>40565359
Nationwide release in March, purportedly. Still haven't seen any though.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>40565713
It's only the 2nd. Give it some time

>>40564153
should i sip before work or save it for tomorrow

dont wanna stay up all night

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tfw you start sipping on rest days

childhood is idlolizing S I P S

Adulthood is realizing Coffee makes more sense.

>>40567772
*sips fedora*

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>>40567650
Morning. Nothing like waking up with
>that first sip of the day

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>>40564153
>cuckbois

Also save goes in all fields

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>>40564153
Inside

>>40568256
>butt-obliterated Red Bull shill is butt-obliterated because Red Bull didn't make the SIR comic

>>4056535For you

Alright memes aside. Is this shit actually good?

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>>40568341
You tell me

>>40568341
It's da best. I feel focused feel like I get a good pump when I take it before a workout
>in b4 monster shill

>>40568347
>>40568357
I thought monster is bad tho like the taurine n shit

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"You should remember your jacket its cold outsid--"

No need mom, i have sips

>>40568341
I prefer redbull.

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>>40568389

>Moscow detected.

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>>40568368
No. Taurine is a naturally occurring chemical compound in the human body.

Sips are """bad"""" because mom science says so. It's bullshit. If it's pic-related, it's harmless. Original Monster has an assload of sugar, which is definitely bad, and which is where the mom science bullshit started. But pic related has zero sugar and actually has less than half the caffeine per ounce of your average Starbucks coffee. No shit. Source below.

https://www.caffeineinformer.com/caffeine-content/monster-ultra-blue

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>tfw only 2 tips of sips at my nearest grocery store
They only have original and the orange one

>>40568585
But sucralose tastes like shit.
I drank normal sugary monster sips today to avoid the sucralose
Also doesnt that shit give you cancer or is that momscience too

At this point i might just cave. I wanna be in on the sips.

>>40568611
hey, who would you rather trust
your mum
or randome broscientists on a mongolian sweater knitting forum

>>40568633
my moms a gay

>>40568657
exactly
*sips*

Fuck off with this shit meme you dumb retards

>>40568687
>T.mad cuckstar shill

>>40568687
t. A beta who's never going to make it

>>40565359
It's out at sams club exclusively.... dunno about any other retailers

>>40564153

been here for 10 years and I still don't get this meme

>>40568782
Also I been buying purple sips from sams club for like 3 weeks now

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>>40565398

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>>40568611
I disagree. But I've broken the sugar addiction. Just stop consuming sugar for awhile and your tastebuds will change. You've heard this before. It's true though.

There's no conclusive link to cancer. Do your own research to satisfy your own particular level of curiosity, but I can tell you I've done mine and I'm still sippin'.

>drink a rockstar
>it tastes like shit
>walk five steps
>start vomiting on the sidewalk
>have to lay there convulsing in a puddle of my own vomit for 5 whole minutes before I recover bodily functions, cognizant the entire time
Rockstar, not even once.

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SIPPBOIS 2017

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>2017
>not sipping

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

>tfw used to only sip every once and a while
>now I'm sipping two, three a day
>unproductive without a sip

should I just start nosip bros? I can't recall how I did anything without that constant caffiene buzz.

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>>40568904
Hey bro don't forget to renew your subscription to mom science magazine

>>40569007
>no fat or protein
trogdor no want

How good are sips on cuts

>>40564153
S I P B O Y S
4
L
Y
F
E

>>40569007
pre or instant coffee is cheaper and basically the same or better. I dont understand the sips.

>>40569007
What's the taste like?
I personally don't mind the taste of Monster when I'm working on a hot day (which can be over 40 C where I am) but I've never had this before.

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>>40569047
You haven't had
>that first sip

>>40569071
Some sort of citrus. Some people say mango or tangerine. It's somewhere in that ballpark.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

I find energy drinks taste like electricity.

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>Be me
>Wake up
>Good mood
>Go to the local supermarket
>All the Monster is sold
>tfw

>>40564891
BOI
HOL UP
WE DEM /SIPBOIS/

>>40568254
This

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>30 cents cheaper.
>30mg more caffeine.

I've jumped ship, lads.

>>40569108
ive had monster before lol. I just dont see the appeal past like a road trip drink

>>40569544
>rockstar
sipsipsip m'lady

I find for me, the fifteenth sip is always the best.

>>40569544

I sip for the taste plus some caffeine

Couldn't care less about marginal price and caffeine difference.

>>40569544
I'm with you brah

>>40565365
It's practically impossible to OD on caffeine if you're a regular consumer of coffee/energy drinks.

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>>40564153
>energy drink
>Zero calories
Something doesnt add up here

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who OG sips here?

>>40570469
it actually has something like 5kcals per can but the law allows them to advertise as zero

Bumping sips thread

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>>40564153
>Great pre-workout
>No sugar or calories
>Keeps you alert and focused during your workout or while chilling and playing vidya on rest days
>That crisp, frosty taste

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>>40570907

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>>40568805
DON'T POST REVIEWBREH IN MY SAFE SPPPPPACCCCCEEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCkCKKCKKKK

>>40565335
You will make it.

>>40569001
You're stuck for life.
It's like masturbating with Cialis.
Even without ED, it's too good to stop.

>regularly buy sips for $2.95 a can at gas station near gym on way into town
>see sippies in walmart
>they're $1.50 a can

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HOW DO THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS

>>40564153
This meme irritates me. Energy drinks are nothing but processed sugar and synthetic caffeine. They are literal shit tier.

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>>40571411
>processed sugar
>in sips

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>>40569544
>rockstar
Disgusting

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>>40571411
>synthetic
>muh chemicals are bad meme
Kys

>>40571411

>zero calories
>nothing but processed sugar

ok

also fuck off, you can do anything in this life in moderation.

I understand that you're all shills who get paid to advertise this product. But can't you pick a flavor that actually tastes good?
I actually fell for this meme and bought one of those white Monster cans yesterday, and it tastes like garbage. I don't like "zero sugar" soft drinks in general. I like the regular version of Monster.

Disclaimer: I live in Germany. It's possible the formula is different here than in the US. E.g. I know Dr Pepper tastes different in the US, than in Germany.

>>40568341

Yeah I actually enjoy it from time to time. I only drink the white though.

>>40569047

Yeah except instant coffee tastes like fucking shit

>>40569544

More, you've jumped SIP

>>40565056
One sip to rule them all.

how the hell does a single sip do shit.

I drink 3 a day just to function

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Sipboy reporting

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Superior sip and only a buck a pop

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>>40571515
>shills
There are two possibilities:
1. Anons are involved in a complicated scheme involving multiple departments of a multinational corporation, in which anons are paid (per reply? per (you)? per hour?) to post cryptically favorable opinions about a product on /fit/, a tiny dead end of the Internet, and absolutely nowhere else, which is contrary to coordinated advertising strategy, and which exposes the multinational corporation to copyright claims.
2. A large number of anons are simply expressing favorable opinions about an already massively popular product.

If you don't see how retarded your """shills"""" bullshit is, please return to /pol/. Otherwise, congrats on finally understanding the beauty of Occam's razor. Time for a sip.

>>40564153
I SIP IN THE MORNING
I SIP IN THE NIGHT
I SIP WHEN IM THIRSTY
I SIP WHEN IM DRY
IT GIVES ME NASTY GAS
BUT THAT IS ALRIGHT

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>>40565398
>>40568256
>>40568392
>>40568687
>>40568790
>>40568904
>>40569024
>>40569047
>>40569544
>>40570057
>>40570474
>>40571515
>>40572621
NON SIPBOYS GET THE FUCKOUT OF MY THREAD!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>40572524
kek

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>tfw when free coffee from work works just the same
Prove me wrong sippees
Pic related

>>40569001
Bro, you only live once.
If you want to get big, forget tren, forget cutting agents and HGH and all of that sissy cookie-cutter shit...

Get on the fucking sips and powder, bro. Who the fuck even know what kind of shit is going into roids? Sips and powder are well regulated, and the only way of ever getting as big as Rippetoe or Zyzz...

>>40564153
I tried this just to see what it was like as the memes on here peaked my interest.

Now I drink it regularly; I'm losing weight for an upcoming fight and whenever I fancy a tasty drink I go for Ultra.

Thanks /fit/

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SIP BOIS

>>40573833
>t. Low test beta cuck
Non SIP BOYS need not post

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>40574268
It should be

S I P B O I S

tbqh

sipping as we speak

Are sips the first step in ascending from a beta existence?

>>40573833
Does your work coffee have taurine, l-carnitine and ginseng extract?
Is your work coffee ice-cold?
What sound does your work coffee make when you open it?

>>40569544
That stuff tastes like literal sperm tho.

So I'm told-- I've never actually tasted it (Rockstar that is)

>>40574307
I doubt it's fortified with any mood-boosting B vitamins.

>>40574283
Same.

>>40574416
GAYYYYYYY

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First ever /sip/ incoming

>>40571484
great comic bro im jacking that one

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>>40574870
There are many.

>>40572621
Garbage

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Damn lads, i gave into the meme and just went to buy a 4 pack of sips.

Holy fuck this shit good, why do people treat it as just a meme this stuff tastes like magic?

brb Ascending to S I P

>>40575509
It's both. That's why it's the best meme.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>40575509
placebo

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>>40564153

Tried the zero calorie monster. I think Red Bull sugarfree tastes way better and basically is the same thing.

>>40574793
Don't do it. The power is too strong. Better than lifting or fapping on both at the same time.

>>40575610
Get out

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>>40575610
*teleports behind you*

>think this shit is a meme
>have a sip
>now my go to for when I need a boost

This meme magic has to stop.

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>>40565335
Lol nah, it does nothing to me. But i think i fucked up my tolerance cayse i take two - 3 scoops of pic related

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Mmm I prefer the first whey protein sip of the day.

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>drinking this pussy bitch candywater when you could drink KONG STRONG

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Sipz

>>40572700
how many SIPPS are they paying you?

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I still think the Sip meme was started by a marketer

BUT I will say

Pic relate truly is the best monster.

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>>40576779

>>40568389
yet you're wearing gloves, god bless

>>40577204
Blasphemy. That sugary shit tastes like poison.

>he doesn't drink Ultra Sunrise

>>40577204
If this was the case I wouldn't even be mad. Sips are delicious

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S M M M M S I P B O Y S
I
P
B
O
Y
S

>>40574793
>>40574899
>>40576649
>>40577165
>>40577765
Is this the birth of an epic new meme?

>>40578004
Don't take the b8 m8s

>>40564153
Sat in two hours of traffic with sips

>>40578076
i-i--it's VERY DIFFICULT NOT TO

>>40578130
Dude posts that in every sip thread that lasts for more than a few hours. Always gets the (you)s.

Had me a couple sippy sips tonight. Feels good man.

>>40578004
Yes, please put me in the screenshot

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S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

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Is sipping the new dipping?

>>40565335
Well each monster has 160 mg of caffeine and there are six of them there so you're looking at 960mg of caffeine if you chugged that whole thing. Google says lethal dose of caffeine is about 6g per 100lbs body weight, so no you probably won't die.

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>>40579502
All sips have 140 mg of caffeine per 16-oz can, except orange and yellow, which have 151 mg.

https://www.caffeineinformer.com/monster-zero-ultra-energy-drink

>>40579382
nah senpai you gotta get that first sip+first lip combo

S I P B O Y S

>>40564153
Sipboys has to be the gayest term in fitness.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>40569544
Tastes like squirt+orange fanta. Solid as fuck i chug it and get a good buzz.

>>40574326
>he hasn't developed an appreciation for the taste of sperm after numerous post-workout brojobs

>>40564153
Just had the first sip of my life boys

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B O R N 2 S I P

Is anyone else here a lightweight? I only take a half one before I workout, a half fucking liter is way too much for me

The red is the best flavour prove me wrong

>protip you can't

>>40581678
Tolerance builds my son.

>>40581758
The sheer number of people sipping whites in here should tell you that you're wrong

white > black > blue > *

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Aw yeah

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CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER

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>Marketing thread

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Can you even get these in America?

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GUYS I GOT MY FIRST SIP WHAT SHOULD I EXPECT

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sometimes I gulp instead of sip

what is going to happen to me?

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>2017
>not siping in front of sip shop
tell me again why dont you kys

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I tried full throttle yesterday, taste was better than expected and it really made me want to move around

who here is on the ultimate /fit/ redpill and does Intermittent Sipping ?

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>>40580512
S I P B O Y S

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so I decided to take the sipspill but no stores round here have monster zero, but I got a can of pic related in fruit punch and guava, guava was meh but fruit punch was p tasty.

It uses acesulfame and sucralose as sweetener tho, am i gonna get cancer from these sips?

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My grandparents go to an auction where they sell slightly outdated food

>mfw they bought be 6 /sips/ for ¢50 ea.

>>40582970
One /megaSip/ lasts me 2 days
Every 15 min I take a sip, 23 hours a day
I have alarms set at 15 min interval while sleeping to keep the /sip/ in my system at all times

tfw you sip just to feel normal

Who >>>/addicted/ here?

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>tfw still no purple sips

>>40582634
no ;_;
Got that flavor one time during a port visit in greece. Haven't seen it in the states

>>40564925
lol

>>40582634
Yes. They're not exactly common, but I've seen them plenty of times. Mostly at gas stations.

>>40569910
>Not consuming sips every hour of day
>Making it

Anon ...

>>40572700
I like you

>>40582786
Mad gains breh

>>40574306
Yes

>>40582786
A life of inescapable addiction, worth it.

>>40582825
Ascension

>>40583368
Same shit monster uses, you'll be fine, my dude.

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>>40582786
Had my own first sip just now breh
s i p b o y z

>>40584148
No. Sips has erythritol and acesulfame.

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>>40584158
Sipvirgin reporting, just bought my first. Taste is great until the finish which is dominated by artificial sweetener. Overall I r8 8/8.8

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>>40584158
Welcome 2 the sip crew

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Is this SIPS? Its my fav.

>>40572026
Good pun, but I think it's in "bad taste!"
(((Seinfeld laugh track and bass line)))

>>40572621
KILL yourself to death.

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>>40584462
Yeah. But you don't get the crisp clean finish or the satisfying *PSCHT* when you crack it open.

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S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

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>Drinks fattening Energy drinks
>Has dreams to be a Chad

Wew lad

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>only 3 48 packs of S I P S in stock

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>>40564153
Today's sip.

>>40585793
thats not even a good deal. 1.50 at walmart

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Sippin this drive away. Cheers bros

>>40585745
>zero calories
>fattening

>>40569544
this

cheaper and tastes better, and has 240mg caffeine in a can

http://www.bmstores.co.uk/products/monster-energy-zero-ultra-500ml-317852

sips for 89p at B&M boys

>>40585967
>not going at least 100+ while sippin

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>>40582613
>jigglysip

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does redbull clasify as sip?
Drank one before training and got a huge rush for a few minutes and htne it went over and felt less energized

>>40586745
Absolutely not.

>>40582613
For me, it is Assault. The best sip.

Had a monster for the first time in like a decade a couple days ago.

Unironically thought it was p gud.

>tfw sips give me such a boost but I have the shits every other sip

What does it mean?

>>40587382
caffeine is a stimulant, it makes u poop n pee

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>>40587382
The aritificial sweetener erythritol is undigestible. It just runs straight through you. Might have something to do with that.

I experience the same thing sometimes, but it's only when I already need to drop a deuce in the near future. Sipping just seems to speed up the process.

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Anyone else /sippingthroughthenight/ right now?

Ive never tried sipz. Going to most likely try it today. Ill keep you boys posted.

>>40587470
If you don't like white, try red.

>>40569244
smiled.

>>40569544
>wanting caffeine

Do you have "cheat" days and drink on the weekend with your bros too?

>>40587476
If they have red, ill try it

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>>40582825
>>40584116

"pic related"

>>40585849
>Amp

Normie please go.

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>sssssssiiiiiipppppppppppppppppp

aaaah

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I need 3 sips a day now, I think I might be addicted.

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>>40587646
Check my trips

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

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is this the new BRAP? do you guys seriously drinking energy drinks before working out?

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>>40587768
>the new brap
Bro. If you're going to be a newfag, at least pretend you know what's going on.

>>40587646
ultra blue is best sips

S I P B O Y S

>>40564153
I need to try this sips tomorrow, what does it taste like? The only sips I like and I've drank daily for years is Blue Rockstar. I first started drinking Purple can (Guava) and it got too sweet with the extra 10g sugar.

>>40568389
just to think your sips is getting chilled constantly cause of dat weather. jealous.

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>>40589488
Kind of citrusy or mango-y. Hard to say.

>>40589575
Jesus if its a mix of both I'll cum. My favourite drink of all time is Orange and Mango ayyyy

>>40584462
that's my favorite too.

i sip it for hours and hours

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>>40564153
>tfw entry level sips for $1.20 across the road from me

>>40564153
i don't get this meme. i take this pre workout whats so bad about it ?

>>40589707
>bad
Nothing is bad. You're a perfect case. You already used this as a preworkout before you encountered it as a meme. I did too. Lots of people did. And now lots more people use it as a preworkout. That's why it's such a great meme, and why it's so retarded to call it a """marketing campaign.""""

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>>40587768
>he fell for the momscience meme

>>40564153
I heard that they're making some new green monster. Hope it gets to my local supermarket

>>40565056
>sippywater

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>>40590263
You're probably thinking of Mutant, which is a new "soda" product intended to compete with Mountain Dew.

https://www.caffeineinformer.com/caffeine-content/monster-mutant-soft-drink

There's also new sugar-free flavor called Ultra Violet.

>>40589488
>I first started drinking Purple can (Guava) and it got too sweet with the extra 10g sugar.
I am literally addicted to this shit
I must have consumed a swimming pools worth of that shit over the past few years
I used to get pain in my heart quite frequently, so I had to stop
The calling is always there in the back of my mind though, I can almost taste it

fuck i want one now
d-dirty bulk??

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

*sips*

>>40572700
It's actually a hugely popular and effective marketing strategy.

4chan is a nexus of modern culture. My little brother was quoting fit memes the other day, I know he doesn't come here. There's tons of money to be made shilling, both for corporations and for politicians.

And how much do you think this thread costs? Maybe 10 cents per post when you consider ho little time is spent on a post. Reaching a few thousand people, in a targeted way, is not bad for the cost of a newspaper classified.

>>40564153
Energy drinks are for stinky edgy autists. Pls stop

>>40565398
That is the nicest compliment I've ever received.
*blushes while looking at you shyly*

>>40569047
>Unironically drinking instant coffee

Fucking plebs i swear to God.

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>>40569544

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>>40582786
This will be you in half an hour.

>>40564153
>get a new job
>check out the canteen
>they have SIPS

it's gonna be alright here

>>40564153
Where do you Aussie S I P B O I S get em cheap? They're still like $2.60 at woolies when they're on sale.

Why no redbull?

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Is there anyone here that isn't a Monster meme astroturfer?

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UK bros get down to B&M

75p a can

I bought 20, strongly considered taking them all

just had my first sip of monster ultra white... holy shit now I see what you guys were on about.

trying to figure out what flavour this is though... orange with something else?

This is the inhouse /fit/ teen meme by the way

>>40569544

>tfw only full sugar rockstars are available

Still got that S I P though bois

>>40576779
Janoy is that you?

S I P B O Y S

SEE ME IN THE CLUB WITH IT TATTED ON MY CHEST

is it ok to sip during IF? A can has 11 calories will this affect the fast? I could just drink black coffee instead until noon.

>>40593873
It will not affect the fast.

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>>40564153
these are the only ones i can get in my city
ultra blue or citron are not even available in cUcK
someone kill me

>>40594129
Lucky you, we only have regular, iced tea and the Valentino Rossi Monster

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Sip time!

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>>40565056
>the jug of insight
add semen

>>40594597
S I P Y E A R 2 0 0 2

if i make the switch from sipping 5 Hour Energy Extra Strength to the true sippity sip, what changes will occur?

redpill me on 5Hour, sipbois

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>>40591605
>hugely popular
Total speculation. You can't prove that it's even popular, let alone "hugely popular." I'm sure you're alluding to CTR, but that's not the same thing as an energy drink meme, and it doesn't constitute a "hugely popular" tactic.

>4chan is a nexus of modern culture
No it's not. It may be a "nexus," like any other place on the internet that supports user interactivity, but it has little to do with "modern culture" (you'll seem slightly less full of shit if you substitute "contemporary" for "modern" next time).

4chan is on the fringes of society. The most significant brush with mainstream significance was that Pepe bullshit last year, and that was one meme that started eight years ago. 4chan is, at most, notorious. It is not "a nexus of modern culture."

>My little brother was quoting fit memes the other day
1. No he wasn't.
2. It's /fit/

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>>40594759
Sip threads come and go bro
But you know I stay

>>40564153
I dislike Ultra
Rehab is the shit

They discontinued it at almost all stores here ;_;

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>>40594787
>too much caffeine (230 mg)
>not sippable
>not 2 for $4
>no dope memes like pic related

>>40594957
>also not fortified with mood-boosting B vitamins
>also does not make *PSCHT* sound when you crack it open

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>>40585849

>AMP
>capeshit

Normie.

>>40594597
I fucking love Kramer. Seinfeld sips are the best.

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>>40595067
S I P B O Y S

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>tfw first sip of the day
>gonna hit the gym in half an hour

feels good man

>>40590740
>about to spit up

>>40592879
dat price, holy fuk

>>40574416

P S S S C H T
S
S
S
C
H
T

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>>40594969
>also not fortified with mood-boosting B vitamins
factually incorrect, my doc told me to lay off the 5hour because my blood had the highest level of B-vitamins anyone at the clinic had ever seen

>>40585745
>0 calories

>>40587450
sippin here

>>40596211
its not zero, 11 cals per can

Tfw the canlet sized sips are almost 4 dollars here
Thanks trudeau

>>40581221
:DDD

>>40592879
thats me off to fucking b&m tomorrow holy shit, anyone know if they have the other flavours aswell??

>>40594129
um citron is senpai, I have one in my hand right now that I got from a corner shop

If pajeet stocks it and it says 500 ml its not been imported either lol

>>40594916
yuuuuunnggg leaaaan
in the cluuubbb
fir some sips (sips)

>>40596108
Nigga what it's water soluble you'll piss it out just drink water ahahahah

Drinking a zero ultra monster right now, when does the caffiene hit your system?

>>40596108
Um I had some bad news for you:
http://healthyeating.sfgate.com/high-vitamin-b12-mean-9057.html

>>40564153
FORCED MEME
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>>40596840
I only saw white in zero calories when I went

>>40597183
>swervin on them sips

S I P B O Y S

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>>40597199
>303 replies
>176 unique posters
>"""forced meme""""

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjqdVJysROU

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>>40585745
>he thinks chad counts calories
CHAD eats PIZZA

*Sshhhhhhhhhpp*
Aah..

2 0 1 7

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Sipping in like 20 minutes

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>that first sip of the day

>>40597490
Quite pugnant...

>>40564153
Great sip thread OP

kill yourselves for drinking this shit. This is not healthy and definitely not fit. Go back to /vg/ you fat retards.

>>40598307
>being this new

>>40598307
>butt-obliterated Red Bull shill detected

>>40598307
Somebody hasn't tried That First Sip™

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>tfw epic sip thread autosages

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>>40598307
Yikes

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