>sit around all day >do absolutely nothing >watch and

>everyone who I meet keeps asking me if I lift

post your pic, I am sure you look like how you sound, skinny fat

>>40562320
ITT: lies

>>40562320
Post pic, anon. I would like to gaze upon superior genetics.

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>No pics

>>40562320
You're lying and that's why you won't post a pic

>>40562320
>doesn't go to gym
>>stronger than dad who has been going to the gym for almost a year now

Your old man is probably just low test so if anything you'll probably end up with his shitty genes

>>40562412
>stronger than all my gymbros

Read the whole thing next time,faggot.

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>>40562381
>>40562388
>>40562345
>>40562360

Alright lads,I can only post a arm picture though.Lighing in the house is shit,so this is the best I could do.

Pic quality might also be shit.

>>40562650
Well? Waiting for your thoughts, /fit/

Keep in mind : never ever went to the gym,never ever work out,and I eat like a fat 300lb fuck.

>>40562745
And you look like a fat fuck. You have no definition and the only thing that provides very little definition is the lighting. Smh "almost no fat" my ass

>>40562650
Nobody cares

>>40562745
Not to mention your stomach stick out more than your non existent chest

>>40562650
stomach sticks out further than your man tits and you barely have tricep definition. ????

>>40562320
>delusion: the thread

>>40562650
everyones arms look "big" in that pose. Also you have a shit chest and a little gut.
If you really only sit around and eat garbage you still have decent genetics tho.
also
>doesn't go to the gym
>has gymbros
9/10

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>>40562650

>>40562783
>>40562789
>>40562791
Hey now,calm down lads.

We can't all be strong. Some people are just genetically inferior.You don't have to be jealous.

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>>40562650
You cannot be serious. Is that actually you?

>almost no fat
You don't like you lift anything other than your sock to wipe the semen from your dick tip.
Your dad is a weak beta bitch. The people around you are clearly out of shape. You definitely have beta genetics.
Never post on /fit/, again.

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>>40562872
Well,too bad,here's another picture of my "fat belly" and my "man tits"

True,you can't see much definition,but that's only because of the previously mentioned shit lighting.

Beta fit's insecurity at it's peak again I see.There's a difference between looking strong and being strong,lads.

Literally who cares. You look average as fuck.

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>>40562914
>that chest
>that fat when "almost no fat"
That's pretty good b8 OP

>>40562939
>litteraly who cares
>replies

Mein negger

>>40562947
Thanks fellow frogposter.I try really hard

>>40562914
>being this delusional

Are you alright, anon? You look like utter shit. Nothing beta about pointing that out.

You've posted pictures of your pathetic body in a dire attempt to prove you're not a genetic failure.

So tell me, are you sure you're not the beta?

>>40562914
You're a skinnyfat DYEL. And you dont look like you lift, stop lying to yourself

>>40562971
You got me with this b8 pretty good bro and I'm pretty hard to b8. You've earned my respect

for someone who never lifted anything you look very good
you probably have insanely high testosterone levels and might start balding soon

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>>40562914
>almost no bodyfat

>>40562650
lmao you posted a picture with a shirt on and pressing you fatty arm against the body

>>40562976
Fight me irl fgt

>>40562997
So am I skinny or fat,faggot?

>>40563002
No problem m8.Anytime.

>>40563015
I'm sorry papa Putin

>>40562914
You have about as much muscle definition as a marshmallow. I'd hate to see what your father looks like or these apparently retarded people who ask if you lift.

Also
>There's a difference between looking strong and being strong,lads.

Go on, OP tell us your lifts. You are stronger than all the gymbros right?

>>40563045
You're skinnyfat, retard. Thats an actual term, if you knew anything about this board youd know that. Post more pics so we can keep laughing at you

>>40563032
S-SHUT UP I'M NOT FAT.I'M STRONK!

>>40562971
>replying means you care!
No, it means I'm fucking bored and have literally nothing else to do like you, stupid cunt. That's the entire point of this shithole.

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>>40562914
Just wait until you hit 21-23. It's all going to come crashing down on you. Happened to everyone I know in high school who thought the same. Now they have no metabolism, weak as shit and rolls for days.

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>>40562320
Thanks OP good troll

Now back to the bottom of your bridge you go

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>>40562914
This has to be b8. Go back to plebbit with the rest of the pork orcs.

>>40563059
I could unironically probably kick your ass though.I am able to bend a coin with my fingers
>>40563065
>>40563060
Keep giving me those spicy (you)'s,friends.

>didn't expect to trigger this many betas with a joke to be honest

>>40563100
>I was only pretending to be retarded
lmao at your life

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>>40563100

>>40563072
You don't need to tell me your life story,anon.

>>40563079
I am honored

>>40563098
>implying this shithole is any better than reddit

>>40563119
This shithole is better than reddit only due to being anonymous and having no upvote/downvote bullshit.

>>40563108
>>40563115
Nice 2016 meme newfriends.

If you really thought this was a serious post,you might need to check your autisn levels.

>>40563131
Pretty sure everyone thought you were just being a retard to begin with but you kept the act up anyway. Why even bother? Do you crave attention that much?

>>40563139
I am a very lonely man,anon.

With too much free time on his hands.

>>40562320
Where do delusional retards like you come from holy shit
Kill yourself fatty

>>40563045
I would fight you IRL, you flabby piece of shit.
This, desu >>40563139
You're only making yourself look more pathetic.

>>40562320
ITT: Thermodynamics is bullshit.

>>40563131
>I was only pretending to be retarded Episode 2

>>40563153
>implying I give a fuck what complete strangers think of me

Not everyone has low self esteem,jimbo.

>>40563155
I thermodynamically put my weiner in your mom

>>40563108
Yeah this lmao
>Deliberately act retarded
>His lousy act fails
G-guys i was merely pretending!

>>40563180
>pretend to be retardes
>everyone thinks he's a retard
>his act failed

???

>>40563195
>pretends to be retarded
>hes actually retarded to begin with
If he wanted to act he should have pretended to be intelligent.

>>40563206
Guess you have a point

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>>40562320
I hope this was bait,OP.

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>>40563195
>>40563172
Dude this is just pathetic tbvqhwy familiapai

>>40563231
Anon are you ok?

Are my gains causing you mental pain?

>>40563180
>>40563162
>>40563139
>>40563115
You're right guys. OP here, sorry for being an idiot, it's just that the trap I was dating broke up with me and I've just been spiraling ever since I found out (s)he gave me AIDS.

>>40562976
>>40562947
>>40562939
>>40562872
>>40562805
>>40563115
>>40563108
>>40563139
>>40563152
>>40563162
>>40563180
OP here, I really do apologize for being a dumb ass, but genetics control my brain so you'll just have to deal with me being stupid. I'm trying to be smart though!

OP here. I really love cock.

>>40563172
LOL
Clearly you do, though. You posted pics of your flabby body and have been defending it for the past 60+ minutes.
Where do you think you are? This isn't /r9k/, no one is impressed with your "LEL ME NO CARE" attitude. When it's obvious that you do care.
>>40563256
>raw dogging traps
No homo, an all. But that's crossing the line, anon.

OP here, and good routine to help me lose weight and stop being such a delusional fatass?

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>>40563212
OP

>>40563162
>>40563180
>>40563206
In all seriousness though lads,I'm probably the strongest human on the planet.

>bent a coin
>lifted my 200lb father over my head
>can curl 60kg with one arm
>beat everyone at armwrestling
>ripped books in half
>punched though a door
>guys who go to the gym all the time are ten times weaker than me

I know you all think it's bullshit.
But it's not

;)

>>40563302
>implying I, OP, am not getting plowed in the ass within any relationship

Guess again, friendo

>>40563315
I've done all of that but with my dick.

Impressively enough, this thread is somehow getting even shittier.

>>40563330
>your microdick,you fucking faggot

>>40563351
This post is my masterpiece,anon.

Most (you)'s of triggered gym bitches that I've ever gotten

>>40563365
>actually caring about getting replies
I remember when I was fresh out of high school as well.

>>40563417
>I'M A BIG BOY HURRRRRR

Still a triggered gym bitch.

>>40563427
>implying I lift
LMAO

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>>40562320
I'm a egotistical fuck as well,OP.
But for fuck sake,at least I can back it up.

>>40563449
Then you're just a normal bitch.

My mistake.

>>40563482
I identify as a cat you fucking retard.

>>40563499
Then you're a cat bitch.

Got it.

>>40563519
A cat can't be a female dog in heat you stupid cunt.
Christ you can't even insult properly.

>>40563526
You don't know that.

What if the cat identifies as a bitch,you bitch?

>>40563545
If a cat identifies as a bitch then the cat IS a bitch, not a cat.
Just because the cat was born that way doesn't mean it has to be one.

Unfortunately I said I identify as a cat, not a bitch. So you're really just digging your own grave.

Prove it.
I bet you look like shit.

>>40563566
So then you're just a big fat pussy?

>>40563578
>Took you 4 posts to get it
Christ you really are retarded.

>>40563576
I do look like shit
This is just a bait thread.

Look at the thread next time,faggot

>>40562650
No offence but you look like shit

>>40563591
Glad we're on the same page now,you fucking pussy.

The amount of people falling for this bait is hilarous.
fucking retards.

Off our board Quasimodo, back to Notre Dame where you belong.

>>40562650
get on HRT and post femme penis

>>40563874
>>40562914
Samefag

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>>40562320
I know a lot of guys who think they're jacked but are actually pretty chubby and weak, post pictures or we cant tell.