>"Hey anon, heading to Costco honey what should

please put some different clothes on mom

>>40561723
condoms, we're gonna need them tonight mommy ;)

>>40561723
a harpoon

>>40561723
Ground turkey
Whey
Brown rice
Coffee
Steam-in-bag broccoli
Paper towels
If I think of anything else, I'll text you.

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>>40561743

> not going raw in that pussy

>>40561723
WTF, why is she talking to me like she knows me on a daily basis?
And WTF is she doing in my house?

>>40561723
Just get like 10 or so gallons of milk, my milk fridge is almost empty

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Jumbo pack of gfs please. THE WHITE KIND THIS TIME!

>>40561825
silly boy, you know those are reserved for people with food stamps

>>40561723
Mom, you're getting fat. Lets go on a cut together.

>>40561723
>rip her clothes off
>throw her on the bed
>start fucking
Anyone else?

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>>40561825
>sorry anon they were fresh out of vanilla but i got you some chocolate instead

>>40561745
low test

>>40562093
wtf mom when did you become a sheboon????

>>40562416
great reading comprehension skills anon

>>40561778
upvote for honestly good sir

>>40562093
i want to bleach this slut, fuck off and make her have my mulatto children that she'll gladly take care of while ill never see her again

>>40561723
Can you get me a gf

>>40561723
Sauce?????

>>40562476
>bleaching
>not the vastly superior COLONIZED

Also >screwing over your offspring

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>>40562610

>>40561723
That one-piece is trying it's hardest, but it's not working. Her head is too small for that manatee body.

>>40562093
Not into blacks, but this chick is way hotter than OP's.