ITT: Embarrassing things you do when working out I play the

>>40553366
I pretend I´m a ancient Philosopher. I even read books from Platon etc. between sets.

cry

>>40553366
I breathe heavily after working out sometimes.

flirt with myself loudly in the mirror

Drinking water

>>40553366
I pretend im in fallout or another vidya when im running and i have to get to the quest marker

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>>40553366
Checking those sick digits OP, I have the Theodin speeches at helms deep and pelenor feild that shit gets me amped up as fuck before a big lift.

yawn between sets

>>40553366
When I run I pretend that, for a short while at least, Im outrunning my crushing loneliness.

I listen to Shakespeare speeches while lifting

>>40553366
When I notice girls checking me out between sets I get nervous and check my smartphone to avoid maintaining eye contact

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When i run, i put witcher 3 ambient music on.

I'm on a hip hop dance team and I'll rehearse between sets. Made me realise people don't give a fuck about what you do other than a brief surprised face.

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>>40553619
Me too except I listen to ones like this and pretend I'm training to be a witcher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPMXhsBLaGk

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>>40553582
>tfw you've started noticing girls doing their stupid roastieshit workouts in the mat area and pointing their ass or pussy towards you instead of turning around so their greasy flaps are opening towards the wall while they do leg raises
>tfw you never talk to them
>tfw ignore all their looks and smiles because it's hard dating a few girls at the same time and very draining and even if you got a date with her and fucked her then it would just be more distraction that forces you to miss workouts and meals and diverts you from your purpose

>>40553366
I do that too anon. When I'm going for final reps or 1RMs I play Aragorn's theme and smash through thinking I'm fighting off a load of Uruks at Helms Deep

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>>40553472

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>>40553366
I listen to edm and pretend I'm muzzing when on the treadmill

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>>40553449
Fitting, considering Plato was a wrestler and his name derives from his wide (=Πλατύς) back.

>Not wrestling epicurian """"""philosophers"""""" into submission.

I pretend I'm a primitive human hunting gazelles or whatever

Sometimes, I also have stories going on in my head. Like fanfictions that I tell myself while I run, it's kind of pathetic, but enjoyable

>>40553366

This is what my runs have been missing. God bless you anon.

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Pretend that working out will help me one dah awaken ancient aztec gods of fitness

>>40553672
You dance to no audible music?

You're definitely someone's "that guy".

>>40553366
I get really worked up before a heavy set
>"if you fail this then every girl who rejected you was right"
>"you're a weak pussy"
etc etc and in between these thoughts i'm also think-shouting "I DONT CARE".

It's embarassing because i psych myself up this much to lift bitch weight

>>40553672
there are a couple lads who do this at my gym. Tbf i don't mind it at all, they aren't self concious and are having fun whole doing it. Plus they're pretty good

Lat spread in the mirror

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I listen to the Boku no Hero Academia OST and imagine training to be a hero

>>40554971
I psyched myself up enough to throw up a tad when I tried to bench 285. That and not sleeping for 2 days said no.

Came so fucking close too. Next time. I almost cried after failing.

>>40553366
I listen to the Halo soundtrack and pretend I'm a Spartan.

>ywn die on a colony planet by yourself after saving the rest of mankind

Fuckin sucks.

>>40553366
I pretend that Gondor has lit the signal calling for aid, and I'm running to its defense.

And for extra cringe, when I'm going for a squat PR, at the bottom, I imagine I'm Boromir, shot full of arrows, struggling to stand one last time.

Pretend that everyone is watching and mirrin me when I carry weights across the gym to do sets when in reality no one gives a shit and I'm just a nerd with illusions of grandeur.

>>40553366
I put on a thirty pound 40 pound ruck, crack the treadmill up to about 10 degrees incline and play final fantasy tactics while I walk.

Ive been meaning to bring a rifle stand it like a steel pipe with rope attacked for a carrying strap but then I would have to explain to normies that I am preparing for the apocalypse.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Pa0lMzaljTk

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When I run I like to listen to the Halo 2 Anniversary Gungnir mix on repeat: https://youtu.be/L6R8fE2OU3E
Makes me feel like Master Chief running through new mombasa

>>40553945

>>40553472
explain, pls?

>>40553366
I've been pretending that I'm running from a hoard of Uruk-hai and that if I slow down I'll get wrecked. But thanks to you I'm going to add in the music. Also I sometimes pretend I'm holding a bow chasing a phoenix or some kind of mythical creature.

>>40555338
are you me? except i listen to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXxQyAuqBiI

>>40555049
WHERE ARE HIS NIPPLES

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>>40553366
I put on Daft Punk Alive or Pegboard nerds and imagine I'm either fighting dudes in a tournament or I'm in Jehuty from ZOE killing stuff in space.

I've been doing this since I was like 14 and I'm not 27. I essentially have a two whole anime story lines all made up just from running. I also greatly attribute it to becoming an 0321.

>>40555070
>when I'm going for a squat PR, at the bottom, I imagine I'm Boromir, shot full of arrows, struggling to stand one last time

that's some serious cringe anon. does it help though?

>>40553366
i wear basket ball shorts

>>40553619
>>40553687
Fellow witcherboos

>>40555398
trained so hard they just fell right off anon

>>40553366
I tuck in my shirt

Lost a lot of weight in the last 5-7 months and refuse to buy new clothes until I'm another 20kg lighter.

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I listen to this during my workout "do you want total war?" It gets me very amped. Especially while running. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xUEdh00aZ9s

>>40555636
>gained weight from ~220 to 293 over the last few years
>always stored away clothes, knowing I'll eventually gain the will to lose weight so i can fit in them again
>go off to college half way across country, leaving the clothes at home
>dropped from 293 to 269 since the end of january
can't wait to slip out of these 44 wide jeans pham

>>40555719
It's a really good feeling, man

Down from size 48 to 36

>>40555769
>36
damn, haven't fit into those in at least 5 or 6 years
can't wait though, I'd probably fit a 42 now but im still making good progress
at the lowest, I could probably fit a 34 or 32 because im broad in shoulders and hips

>>40555671
wait what did netflix do?

>>40553366
I dance horribly between my sets, but i'm generally a happy person who probably looks like a king sperg. but i could care less.

>>40555838
dear white people, it's a lot less memey than mtv's dear white people in the actual film, but the trailer is pretty triggering to non-SJW's

>>40553366
I listen to the vanilla wow ost

>>40555872
oh geez loueez
what we do this time huh

>>40555838
"Dear White people", sa'bouta group of nogs in college who chimp out when they hear about a 'black-face' themed party.

Netflix also deleted the trailer for it on youtube when it reached over a million dislikes with about 30,000 likes. Then they reuploaded it to reset the like/dislike ratio. I think it's back up to about 400k dislikes again.

>>40553366
i listen to modern classical

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Fx24Xzc3U

>>40555935
how is that embarrassing?

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>>40553366
I imagine myself as a crusader fighting to retake the holy land from the heretics

>im ready my god emperor, SEND ME TO BATTLE

>>40555991
modern classical is shit classical by most classical nerds

Watch kpop videos on the treadmill

Check out girls in tight spandex

Make direct eye contact when working out directly across from somebody

Where the same outfit each time I work out

Squat with small weights because I have a bad ankle

I came from a super religious Muslim family and my parents had like 8 kids. When I was like 12 my two youngest siblings died of sickness within like a year of each other, and my parents went batshit crazy and said Allah took them from us because we were too sinful. So sometimes during my set I will tell myself that Allah will bring them back to life if I get X number of reps. It never works they're still dead as fuck.

>>40553366
OP is on to something - I will try this soon.
http://i.imgur.com/Rz75uso.jpg

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I think of all the men who were pushed to the limit of their constitution in war, or disaster, or simply because they chose to lead extraordinary lives that took them to far-off places, and remind myself that there's nothing happening to me that hasn't happened to other men, and no reason why I can't get through it too.

>Listened to a selection of songs from "The Dark Knight" and "Man of steel" while working on the punch bag/running

>>40556172
I'd recommend watching this, i swear russians are individually subhuman and collectively superhuman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mW1BAU6NBc
>>40556185
either modern or high modern

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/20th-century_classical_music

>>40553451
t-thats no embarassing

>>40554949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yvsJn9Ncsk
look what happened to the last guys who did that

Listen to Iron Maiden's The Trooper while doing HIIT and imagine being in WWI, going from the trench into No Mans Land

>>40553366
>>40553366
>I play the LOTR soundtrack when I'm running and pretend that I'm Aragorn hunting the Uruk-Hai with Legolas and Gimli

I'm laughing my sides off from that.

Thanks OP

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>>40553366
I think about how my grandfather and great grandfather were both in the Newfoundland merchant navy during ww2, it's my main motivator to get in shape enough that i can apply to the navy after uni

I just pretend i'm lifting a heavier weight...

>>40553687
>>40553619
>>40553366

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xAG5kl9fzY

Mongol music gents

>>40553366
I like this. I'll put those soundtracks on tomorrow morning just for you, OP.

>>40553472
Same famiglia

>>40555370
Alex Jones sells water filters because he thinks unfiltered water turns frogs gay

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>>40556372
it's doing an odd thing with the photo so i scaled it down a tad wew

>>40554971
This.
Also the good ol' "you are in a colosseum and 1 million people are watching and if you fail you are the laughingstock of the universe"

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>>40555381
LOOKS LIKE MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXVtpOHQqvY

>>40553366
I overlay shia laboffs just do it rant over my hype songs.

>>40556405
He ain't wrong though

>>40556372
>apply to the navy after uni
Why not during? I applied for ROTP in my third of uni and now I'm getting my fourth year paid for

pok

>>40556670
>Why not during?
as far as i know, the program only covers a bachelor's degree
I'm going for a BA in history and then following with a masters in post-secondary education

and I'm only gonna pay 3k/yr tuition already so it's not a hassle or anything

>>40556095
Sorry about your siblings, but you parents sound like fanatics

>>40556721
well they ARE muslim

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Every time I'm going to go for new PR set in squats or OHP, I get psyched af with:
https://youtu.be/W5K3AKl5qpc?list=FLMY3VXHRlGedczdcBuJz7Iw

Unrack the bar at 2:20, smash lift at 2:25

>>40553366
I listen to the Jersey Shore soundtrack

>>40556095
>It never works they're still dead as fuck.

I am legit sorry bro, but I just kek'd hard at that.

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>>40553366
I do this but i watch the battle scenes in the last samurai

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I listen to viking/ folk metal put on my hammer of thor necklace and channel my viking ancestors.

>>40553366
I pushed the sled whilst listening to Katty perry yesterday

>>40553366
I listen to music and make sure my shirt doesn't ride up and show my boxer-briefs or my gut

>self conscious semi-overweight fag
>go to gym, do 3x5 of bench, squats, deadlifts, curls and a few other things
>leave

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>>40553366
>be me
>not you
>lifting and listening to my jams
>right next to lifting qt
>lower dumbbell, cord rips out of my phone
>the one time it doesn't stop playing
>GO GO POWER RANGERS!!!
>we both freeze, slowly look at each other
>uhhh
>she grins
>"my favorite was always the green ranger"
>tfw you turn embarrassment into a new gym buddy

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>>40557053
>this happens to me
>it's a Hitler speech

>>40557061
>she starts speaking in fluent Deutsch
>asks what you think of ze third Reich
>"Hitler did nothing wrong"
>5 minutes later you're fucking in the gym toilet

>>40556095
If that is true I'm sorry for you anon
You are a special snowflake and everyone loves you

>>40556291
Kek
Try running to the hills

>>40556291

>Not knowing it's about the Crimean war

Points for taste tho

Since we're discussing lifting listens, this one gets me pretty pumped
https://youtu.be/tpH5L8zCtSk

i read bloomberg/cnbc/financial times and pretend i'm a fancy business saavvy person.

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I blast SEB on the gym's audio while doing oly lifts

I picture one day Running into a QT getting chased by secret agents or some shit cus shes got voodoo powers or something but then need her for experiments. On a whim I decide to help/protect her. Then as the plot thickens we start dating I picture like a huge army trying to grab her and the only thing between them and her is me. Dumb as fuck I know, but I feel like I can run forever when I do this.

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i honestly just watch martin shkreli interviews, podcasts and livestreams on my phone without any headphones or earbuds on moderate volume

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>>40557479

>>40553472
Your kind is the worst.

When I run I don't

I imagine t-t-that *~she~* is watching me ;_; and that if I don't complete these sets I can't have *~her~*

>>40553983
Should I actually put forth the effort to learn to muzz or is it no longer Chas?

>>40553472
In they gym?!

I call myself a demon and stuff like that before doing heavy sets

>>40553366
I listen to The Prologue and Anvil of Crom before starting my workouts. Battle of the Mounds for maxing.

Theology/Civilization is great for stretching too.

Im somewhere in the top 5 biggest guys at my commercial gym, I like to do random meme bullshit between sets to see who copies. Pretty good returns, keeps me entertained.

>>40553366

Stretch between sets like in the 'call on me' video. Looks like I'm performing but it's to avoid cramp in the pool desu

I can only work out by hyping myself up so hard that I go bug-eyed and start gagging. Also I get mad as fuck and literally want to kill someone.

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I don't know where else to put this.

I FUCKING HATE CHILDREN.

>be me, sip-sip boy-o.
>creatine too, i'm a fireball ready to explode on the first weight i see.
>Most hype song comes on.
>i'm literally about to blow on my way to the gym by now.
>everything's a blur as i power down the street.
>stupid fucking child runs in front of the raging bull.
>i punt the little fucker so hard he slams into the ground.
>The mother starts yelling and screaming at me.
>No sorry N-no it wasn't... it was an accident! h-he ran infront of me
>words aren't working
>i reach into my pocket and offer the child some change.
>he's crying as i place some coin into his hand
>sorry again, i run away to the gym

ruined my session, i dropped like every fucking set. whats wrong with me /fit/ should i just go and live alone somewhere?

>>40558153
Lmao

>>40558153
>stupid fucking child runs in front of the raging bull.

spit my fucking coffee

home setups are for people like us friend

Sometimes in my cardio, when im really hitting my stride, i'll imagine im a robot who has been designed to perform the motions with exact precision and maximum efficiency

other times if im started to kind of hit the wall, i'll imagine that someone around me is watching me and thinking "if that guy finishes his workout i'll be really impressed and tell him he did a good job, but if he doesn't, then i wont" and then i keep going

>>40553366
When this song comes up on my low intensity I pretend like I'm marching with Pravda School
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4H70U26HxM

>>40553672
better than the dudes at my last gym who would practice WWE move setups in the cardio section

>>40555121
>i want to bring a gun to the gym

please don't do this

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>>40557061
>mfw listening to speeches on youtube
>one in particular is really resonating with me
>switch over to see what it is
>white nationalist speech about pride and strength

>>40553366

ITT:Cringe redditors.

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It's fine for endurance, as it's mostly willpower thing.

Psyching up for strength feats is another thing, but similar. Thinking of a trope can help you, sure thing, but the deeper feelings that come with it - determination, rage or things like that are more important. Turning words or mental images into memes to evoke such emotions is a common and effective practice.

>>40553983
better be hardstyle fuccboi

>>40556405
thank you

>>40553619
Winds howling

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>>40553366
When I drive to a gym, I stop at vicinity and say the gym's name out loud. My gf hates that.

https://youtu.be/YHKmBMq7FMo

>>40559585
Holy kek thank you for the laff
>forgot how beautiful these movies were
>was laughing, now crying

>>40553619
>not listening to elder scrolls soundtrack
Jeremy soule is a god

>>40559694
true

>>40553472
Out of a bottle? Or even worse, out of a spout of some sort?

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>>40558153

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>>40558976
Bruva!

>>40554064
>le featherless chicken meme
oh how I laugh at your highfalutin intellectual vacuity

>listen to kill la kill soundtrack
>listen to attack on titan soundtrack
>listen to random movie soundtracks by audiomachine
>belittle myself and tell myself I'm a piece of shit and this is the only way I'll get better
I also always think to myself before a heavy set if I'm apprehensive or don't want to finish "how the fuck can you not do this right now when you're not under any pressure? Are you just going to quit? What happens when she needs you there to be strong for her, are you going to quit there as well?"

>>40555070
>imagine I'm boromir trying to stand up one last time
I'm doing this

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>>40553449
Brother!
I plan to eventually build a home gym and train nude.

>>40556095
>it never works
Thank god

>>40553366
I listen to two steps from hell

>>40559983
I liked them but then moved on to audiomachine, I think their stuff is a bit better for workouts

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>>40553366
I protrude my lower jaw in imitation of the royal Hapsburg lineage and channel their dead souls to propel me to even greater heights (in the gym)

>>40553529
I find the St. Crispin's day speech great to squat to

I pretend that I'm a shredded genetic experiment straining against his bonds to escape and wreak havoc on the planet

>>40558294
calm down there, dennis

>>40560187
Chuckled.

this isnt at the gym, but just thought id share.

when its a windy day I like to cusp my hands so the wind goes through them and it makes me feel like I can control air

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>>40560289
>he doesn't run up the stairs with an imaginary rifle

Pleb

>>40560289
>FUS DOH RAH

>>40553472

yeah it's great, what's the fucking problem?

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I listen to cute anime girls while lifting.

I love you Iori

>>40558153
Jesus christ i love you people

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>>40558153
That was no boy

>>40559939
I have a home gym and training naked is the best.

sometimes i catch myself lip syncing and headbanging lightly between heavy sets

>>40553672
O trust me they do give a fuck

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>>40560823

I'm listening to psytrance or synthwave while biking, pretending I'm a spaceship traveling at speed of light through asteroids (cars)
It fucking work, my average speed is like 32 km/h
Also datfeel

>>40553366
I listen to cadences when running

>>40559939
>not training nude at the gym
>pleb as fuark

I pretend to be young Arnold at golds gym

Makes me squeeze out that 1 extra rep

>>40561232
Albert is that you?

>>40561415

nothing embarrassing about that one

>>40561314
Hahahaha you fucking boot

>>40553366

I listen to k-pop and anime music.

>>40556095
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>>40556172

Stoicism intensifies

>pushing the sled at my gym and was struggling with how heavy it was
>begin to image I'm pushing a siege ram up to the gates of Jerusalem
>Saracens are firing arrows trying to stop my advance
all the other soldiers have been shot and no one else will step up to the ram, out of fear of being hit
>I have to get the ram to the gate
>I have to reclaim the holy city

>>40553366
I listen to total war music and pretend I'm a charging at the enemy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3outQoC4qiA

>>40561586
Lol no

>>40562653
I sorry then. I thought you were someone I knew. You might know him though. His name is albert hoffman

>>40553366

Pretend I am training in a military program to create elite infantry to go fight aliens and that it is paramount I get shredded to I can slaughter degenerate bugs.

>>40562701
Must suck to be autistic

>>40559073
Hard Trance and Hardstyle / Rawstyle are GOAT

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>>40553472
>Sipping in between sets

I edge to erotic dubstep in between sets

>>40562708
>>40562701
Must suck not to be autistic

I listen to Halo 2 and 3 soundtrack when i lift.

That shit is fucking epic.

>>40562680
Isn't that the guy who discovered LSD

When I lift I pretend I'm Raiden from MGR.
> tfw RULES OF NATURE at last rep

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>>40553366
Been doing archery for 3 years and I'm planning on rigging up something so I can jog to my shooting range with my bow. If you see some asshole in Winnipeg running around with a bow it's me.

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>>40558153

Listen to the Vanilla WoW OST

>tfw Elwynn Forest theme plays while running on one of the forest trails

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veLGFRzV2QU

Comfy-As-Fuck / 10

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Sometimes when i'm walking from the Gym, I play Greek Orthodox Music, dreaming of the return of Constantinople to the Orthodox world. Its a pretty deep feel bros.

>tfw your talking to a qt 3.14 Turkish chick and not really sure how to feel about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwitKgBRs58

>>40558316
He literally said rifle stand

>>40553366
i pretend i run

>>40564045
Indeed. He had his first trip on his bike ride home. When you tell me you listen to psytrance while riding the bike my mind goes to him

>>40564623
Leandre esy?

>>40553366
I snap my fingers in time with the song I'm listening to to get into rhythm for my set

>>40564623
iktf bro
I'm half-Greek and half-Turkish and would deus vult the shit out of "Istanbul"

>>40553619
I often find a witcher 3 song to do core training to, usually planks. It's calming yet empowering all at once

>>40553449
>>40554064
>>40559939
Hello fellow patricians

>>40553513
Henry V is fucking sick for that too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikynTH9oJg8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-yZNMWFqvM&t=21s

>>40564623
1453 WORST DAY OF LIFE

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>>40553582
Hi me, why are we such pussies

i listen to rap and pretend im running from the police

>>40558153
SIR i know its early but please for next years comic...

I listen to Apache songs while I lift because it gets me hyped as fuck and makes me want to dance again.
https://youtu.be/bfxLScyi0dk?list=RDbC5O1-9Q6W0
https://youtu.be/vDvCHWKCdVE?list=RDbC5O1-9Q6W0

>>40555935
Mars pumps me up hardcore.

I once listened to eurobeat while I was at the gym and it was the fucking best feeling

I never jog with headphones, but I just went out and bought a cheap mp3 player so I can do this.

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>>40564623
One day.

One day.

I fantasize about fucking women, particularly women who saw me working out and being hot. Creates a great fantasy for a masturbation session later, too.

>>40560666
Thanks Satan

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>>40560823
Holy shit my fucking sides just got obliterated,underrated post

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Pretend that I'm training to be an Avenger

>>40553366
When I first began training it was in my room with body weight exercises late at night and curling 20lb dumbells.

I used to listen to philosophy lectures like eckart tolle and alan watts.

I listen to The Pacific theme song and imagine it as an opening theme to a movie trailer about me and my unit and during the crescendo president trump is awarding me the Medal of Honor

Shut up

I lift in the name of god Emperor. Im not kidding. Not every time, but when it comes to my mind Im like this is for you Big E.

>>40553366
After doing cardio cleaning the wrong one.

Mid lift if it starts to get bad I just shout in my head(if nobody else is there outloud) shit like kaioken and...bankai to trick myself into thinking I wasn't using my full power before saying that and go even more all out.

>>40570345
Do you yell Tennouheika Banzai every rep too?

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>>40562540
haven't kek'd this hard at a thread in ages.

>>40553366
I listen to intense classical music while running and pretend I'm a rohirim charging with Theoden at Pellenor Fields desu

>>40557865
I fucking laughed.

>>40553472
I drink my aminos in between sets and I'm not ashamed.

>>40555719
>>40555769
>be me
>decide to lose weight
>go from 38 waist jeans to 32 waist
>"Now that I'm lean, I'll get muscular!"
>fall for squat meme
>legs grow
>legs grow more
>jeans fit waist but too tight on legs
>mfw I figure out 38 relaxed is only thing my hams will fit in
>mfw I gave all my 38 jeans to goodwill

>>40553366
Be my friend pls, i also did this some years back.

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I listen to the MGS soundtrack

https://youtu.be/t1bzqjoZyeQ

>>40556172
are you me?

i pretend that im training to hunt beasts in the night while listening to bloodborne OST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzdhTGaWzec

>>40557865
lmao

>>40566851
Hi Jamal

>>40570182
I listened to new thought audiobooks while working out.

>>40553366
Do nice long reps within the killer drums of the best song from Fall of the Samurai.

Don't knock it till you try it, gets me way more motivated than any hard core workout song.

https://youtu.be/j_djKC-cp5k

>>40572356
Now that i have a gym membership I dont use headphones cuz my gym plays loud music.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niEjb5t29Pc

Pretend I'm Nocturno drunk with Fenriz

>>40553366
Every morning when I do pushups, I do them naked and imagine myself in a competition with a bunch of other naked dudes. There's a counter that gets activated when your dick hits the ground. I always imagine a group of guys with similar to slightly better physiques than me, but with smaller dicks, so that in the race I begin to pull away due to my smaller range of motion. I imagine the looks of panic and jealousy on their face as the little dick fags furiously try to catch up but to no avail.

Don't judge, it makes the pushups way easier.

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>>40553472
disgusting

Wearing a fanny pack

I lick the top of my lip after every reps like a fucking tard

>>40565560

No I am Ethnically Serb, I live in the US.

>>40572806
Sucks, I have a sweet home setup so I can even play movies/vids if I want. ;)

>>40555671
aint nothing that can hype more than that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SblRmirRTwk