Can I be lazy at sex and still be Chad ? I'm unwilling to

you sound like a fag

>>40548063
I dont want to smell the must / taste the piss / fecal matter

Is this the "i don't want to get too big" of betas who never get laid?

>>40548034

not really, op. women want to feel needed during sex. stop being a lazy faggot

Not op, I think vaginas are gross. They are salty, pissy, and gross looking? I'd rather my gf had a dick desu

>>40548034
you can always become a powerbottom

>>40548075
and she doesnt wanna taste your dick cheese

>>40548034
You think Chad eats pussy? You must be a virgin

>>40548075
lel do you know how I can tell you're a virgin OR only fucked disgusting females?

Also don't expect to get your dick sucked with that attitude.

Chad doesn't care about pleasing woman, why do you think they generally only fuck know him once. I pound good and eat ass and pussy and make girls cum more than chad. They keep coming back for more.

It's almost a requirement nowadays to eat pussy. I think it's disgusting but all girls expect their vag to be eaten just like all guys expect a blowjob.

girls have other guys readily available who will fuck like a dead fish so you need to be good

>>40548075

That is literally your purpose as a male.

You should live to eat pussy anon

>>40548118
>eating ass
w-why? Do you enjoy tasting shit?

>>40548075
>fecal matter

Do you know where the clit is in relation to the butthole?

I lost my virginity to a tinder whore I matched with earlier this year. I've always wanted to know what it felt like to eat pussy so I dove straight into her pussy as she as she opened her legs and jammed my tongue into it.


Worst. Mistake. Of. My. Life.

She tells me later that evening that she was gang banged by three dudes earlier in the week.

I'm never eating pussy again, lads.

>>40548034
Chad doesn't eat pussy if he doesn't want to. He does whatever he wants during sex and women still love him.

>gf wants me to eat her pussy
>ok
>go for clit
>Nono, you have to suck on the whole vagine and put your tongue in the hole

It's fucking gross. Why can't she just be happy with the clit?

>>40548128
not the guy you're referring to but it's not as if you start digging with your tongue, you just lick the arsehole.
It is advised for the girl to wash right beforehand, but even if she doesn't it should just taste like skin (+ maybe sweat) if she's not a dirty skank with poor hygiene.

>>40548147
I hear tinder is horrible and ruins your self esteem. You're better off picking up fat bar sluts than fucking with an app and getting "chosen"

>>40548128
Not him, but the texture of ass and the slight hint of shit turns me on

>>40548147
>eating out a Tinder whore
I did that once to a black chick I met off Tinder, her twat was so foul that I had to throw away my bed sheets and shower for 30 minutes just to get rid of the smell. It taste just about how you'd imagine

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>he doesn't like eating pussy

>>40548147
except being a little playful, your tongue should stay outside the vag and focus on the clit, contrary to what >>40548164 's gf says

And srsly guys wtf it's as if you're not affected by female pheromones that you find the smell and taste of pussy gross.... as this is /fit/ I suggest trying boipucci to you.

>>40548109
circumcised so no dick cheese, I checked

eating pussy is 100% beta, aka submissive

literally asking for oral diseases

>>40548172
This is why you shouldn't fornicate with subhuman apes, anon. I felt comfortable eating her out because she was White and had a well orderly room and good hygiene.

I wouldn't stick my dick anywhere near a nigger let alone eat one out.

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>>40548034
Does this picture arouse you anon?

>>40548176
>he likes getting herpes

dumb frogposter

>>40548034
Theres been some complaints from the models that Leonardo Dicaprio has sex with that he makes them do ALL the work. they say he is a dead fish

>>40548264
well fine, girls dont have to give head and guys dont have to eat roast beef. problem solved

>>40548247
Lesson learned! I have long since forsaken my own race of women(negroes) and I solely fornicate with white women now :^)

>>40548297
You're learning, Tyrone. I like to culturally enrich White woman too, famm.

Make America Mexico Again.

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>>40548075
>fecal matter

make the ABCs with your tongue

>>40548034
i've never licked pussy and never will. I aint kissing where she pisses.

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gashes are nasty as fuck and anyone who says otherwise is a filthy deviant

I'm afraid they will fart in my face while im down there so I dont go down there.

>>40548264
>he doesn't have herpes
>he hasn't been called out by 3 (three) different girls after testing positive for herpes afterwards

I thought it was the norm to go down there, can you really get away with not? I really don't like oral, both on the giving and receiving end

Confirmed not making sex gains
Id say my ability to go down on a girl is my biggest talent in bed
When I'm casually hooking up with a girl they beg me to go down on them almost every time were in bed
A little annoying sometimes desu have to tell them no I'm not in the mood
At the end of the day you treat a girl like shit and you like dont really need her (because you fucking don't )and then the moment you get in bed dominate her and fuck her until she cant move she will come back every single time

>>40548138
>>40548629
some girls wipe there butts from back to front. That's how they get E. Coli inflammation of the urinary bladder.

>>40548264
>implying you can't have an std free kinky sex life

>>40548034
assuming the girl is sexy/clean, going down on her is great. Not something I'd do on a first date with a tinder hoe by any means..

>>40548972
>Id say my ability to go down on a girl is my biggest talent in bed
>the moment you get in bed dominate her and fuck her until she cant move she will come back every single time
yeah because going down on a chick is dominating her... beta faggot

if you don't eat pussy no woman is going to want to fuck you more than once. you're not "beta" if you eat pussy, that's the stupidest fucking shit I've ever read, are you guys fucking 15? eating pussy is actually pretty fun if you like the girl and she has good hygiene. I don't know about you guys but I get turned on myself when I notice the girl is turned on.

yeah if you get a random hookup from a bar/tinder you don't have to lick her pussy but if you like the girl and want her to feel good you have to fucking man up and do it, I used to be like that too, be afraid of eating the pussy but it's actually pretty easy and fun if you just figure it out

also news flash most women don't cum from just ramming your penis in her

>>40548972
>Id say my ability to go down on a girl is my biggest talent in bed

yeah same. I cum in like 5 minutes or less in penetration so I have to be good at it. no girl has ever complained I cum too soon when I eat their pussy good

>>40549203
>if you don't eat pussy no woman is going to want to fuck you more than once
stopped reading right there
what an awful and untrue generalization
if that's rung true for you then maybe it's because you're bad with your dick and/or you have a small penis

>>40549203
>if you don't eat pussy no woman is going to want to fuck you more than once.
you wut

>>40548264
>He goes after girls with potential stds

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>>40549203
>if you don't eat pussy no woman is going to want to fuck you more than once
>you're not "beta" if you eat pussy
>>40548972
>Id say my ability to go down on a girl is my biggest talent in bed

>>40548958
If you're a faggot cuck (99.8% of "males" are this) you probably can't get away with it, no.

>>40548172
legitimately dry-heaved senpai

>>40548075
You don't want to smell a vagina? Do you live in Africa? How many women do you meet that have stank puss?

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>>40548264
call me autistic, but I have every girl I sleep with get tested for the gambit of stds before I fuck them.

If they disagree I just figure they had an std and i missed a bullet.

There are a lot of stupid people out there who think stds are a badge of honor.

LOL

imagine that. Hey guys, I got syphilis, am I cool yet?

>>40548164
>not wanting to tongue fuck her every once in a while

Play the clit and get her wet and go inside every now and then to taste the fruit of your labor

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>not eating pussy
>making it
Choose one and only one

>>40549498
>has to eat a woman out to get her wet
>doesn't get them wet by looks and energy alone
Looks like you have a bright future as a cuckold ahead, good thing you're already practicing for the cuckold lifestyle by eating pussy.

>>40549498
more like tasting yesterdays fruit, amiright?

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>>40548034
licking a hole that's literally had dozens of dicks in it hundreds of times for 20 mins a pop is fucking beta as fuck

you might as well work a glory hole

>>40548264
>mfw if it smellin sweet imma lick it for an hour, and even if it's sour I might lick it in the shower

>>40548110
You're right. Chad only eats pizza

if you don't eat pussy the girl will tell her friend that you're that guy who doesn't eat pussy and you don't want that reputation. eat the pussy good and she'll tell all her friends how good at oral you are.

I'm with you OP. I don't even like having sex because other people gross me out. I'd rather just masturbate and have it done in 2 minutes.

>>40549278
>>40549321
>>40549415
how unsecure about your masculinity are you

>>40549660
you're the one that thinks girls will leave you if you don't go down on them
maybe that's true in your case but not mine, bud

if a guy does not want to go down on me I assume he is at least bisexual. it is definitely a red flag.

>>40549675
or maybe you just have a nasty gash you stupid bitch

>>40549675
What's wrong with being bi?

>>40549680
oh come on. butthurt much?

>>40549687
>LOL SO BUTTHURT XD
take your maymays elsewhere please

>>40549675
you smell and are hella greasy

>>40549203
>if you don't eat pussy no woman is going to want to fuck you more than once
t. dicklet and fingerlet

>>40549683
i had a bi guy, best sex to be honest out of all my bf but it did come down to him not being manly enough. but thats just for me.

>>40549726
>best sex to be honest out of all my bf
>wah wah he wasn't manly enough for me
leave it to women to say stupid shit like this. you could be amazing 99% of the time but that other 1% they won't shut the fuck up about

>>40549675
So if a girl doesn't wanna suck a dick it's her choice and she's a strong empowering woman?
But if a guy doesn't want to lick a bean it means he likes dick?

>>40549726
Looks like the problem is you then

>>40549753
huh?
sex is not 99%. you have to share your whole life with a person when you are with them you know.

>>40549675
t. not a girl

Chad isn't lazy during sex. Chad is full of testosterone and virility, which makes him an animal in bed.

Just go mental. Feel the horniness, smell her girly smells, feel her girly body and fucking just go at it. How you behave in bed and how you conduct your attitude is massively important to how much she'll enjoy the sex.

>>40549759
did i say it wasn't? i choose not to have a guy that will not go down on me. and i do love to suck dick. i love to see my guy get turned on really bad. best feeling ever.

>>40549756
All women love double standards, but also want equality.

>>40549789
when i have sex i just imagine the scene in berserk where guts rapes casca and i do that
it works

>>40549772
i'm not here to prove anything. its just my experience and how i see it. take it or leave it.

LOW
TEST

>>40549795
I dunno what this is but I want to see the scene. Sauce pls.

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>>40549824

>>40549756
Idgaf if a girl sucks my cock. Since when was ramming a hot wet cunt not enough?

Also I eat pussy for me only. The smell, taste and texture get my dick fucking hard. The louder she screams the more I enjoy it.

>>40549835
What is this degenerate jap trash?

>>40549835
>furfags

Gross.

>>40549863
shit taste pleb detected
>>40549868
he's human it's just a hallucination

>>40549789
anon gets it.

>>40549870
>manga
Your taste is already bottom of the barrel. Manga is for losers.

Licking pussy is beta male behavior. If you go down on a woman she'll never respect you as a man

>>40549897
damn I guess you're right
better go watch sports like all the smart people do

>>40549901
this

>>40549680
>>40549683
>>40549703
>>40549756
>>40549772

Get a load of these beta faggots in denial

>>40548075
A womans clean asshole is literally the essence of the gods m8.

It will make you want to conquer empires. Its like a fucking drug that turns you primal

>>40548034
>I'm unwilling to ever lick a pussy.

I'm willing, but since I never once got head from my gf I just stopped doing it.

Who the fuck cares if women enjoy it? I'm just trying to get off and get out.

Take this gay shit to /b/

>>40549905
Read a damn book or something, holy shit. Not bloody japanese weeaboo shit on the internet about monsters fucking women, who the fuck reads that garbage

>>40549851
It's not. I eat pussy and i've even ate ass. But i have never been with a female that doesn't suck dick. I was merely calling out the double standards.But your sex must be boring as fuck if the girl isn't willing to suck you off. Females are way more open to anything (even had a girl eat my ass before, i didn't really enjoy it) if you can actually lay down the pipe.

but you go ahead alpha male.

>>40549981
>stop reading japanese books about monsters fucking women
>read western books about monsters fucking women

>>40549981
>hurr durr comics r dumb dey haff picters
i read novels too, you moron. why not enjoy both?

>Eating out a girl who isn't your gf

wot

>>40549992
> (even had a girl eat my ass befor
disgusting. Did you kiss afterwards

>>40550029
ITT: beta faggots that have never had their asshole tounged and fingered while blowing ropes down her throat.

Youll never understand true sexual pleasure

>>40548034
I don't particularly like eating girls out, but it's not because of the taste or anything like that.

I just sometimes feel claustrophobic down there, I guess?

Usually heavy petting is enough for the girl to be begging for dick, so I can skip the eating out phase. I'll eat out my girlfriend when I have one, but not random hookups.

>>40549992
Woah there big guy. Wasn't having a dig at you so drop the attitude.

Obviously I like blowjobs and all the other extras but a good wild fuck is the highlight. Don't understand guys who get pissy when they don't get their dick sucked.

Plus, I'm willing to bet that there's vastly more guys who don't give oral than girls who don't give oral

No thats how you keep them around dummy. don be a lazy cunt

>>40549995
>>40550004
Come on kiddies, we all know that manga is enjoyed primarily by losers. I have literally never seen or heard of someone who likes that shit who wasn't a lonely nerd.

Dunno why I'm being such an asshole about it but hey ho there we go.

>>40550029
Pretty sure we did. I'm not sure. We were high off coke and drunk off our asses. Germany was fun.

>>40550166
Definitely. Females are way more willing to give blow jobs. Like i said i never had a female deny me one. I have heard more guys (mostly black) say it's disgusting and they wouldn't.

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Unlike fag OP, i actually want to have sex with my gf but I got drunk and got the shit beat out of me this weekend. I am still recovering and can barely get an erection. How the fuck do I tell her this situation?

>>40550308
nice story.
just tell her you're sick. and go see a doctor to get your dick back for god's sake.

>>40548034
disregard every response, only beta cucks eat pussy

Because of my terrible herpes I can only give pussylicks. I have a big dick too, but a conscience as well. I will carry this disease for the rest of my life because Stacy had bareback sex with a stranger

>>40550446
Damn.

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ITT pussy eating faggots

literally gayer than sucking dick

>>40550536
not enjoying the hell out of pussy is what essentially means to be gay.

ITT: Male prudes who's about to get cheated on because of boring sex lives.

No matter how good a girl's pussy is you'd still want your dick sucked, girls are the same way. And if you make a girl cum by eating her out and then fuck her she will literally scream.

>>40548034
No, but you can be an amazing disappointment to every woman to drops her pants for you. Fortunately it won't be many as you are too much of a sperg to get that far.

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>>40550594
>putting your tongue near disgusting piss flaps
>submitting to a woman
>ever

ok ok a serious question for guys who don't lick pussies. do you crave dicks?

>>40548075
t. Virgin

>>40548109
>dick cheese

wat

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>>40548172
>slight hint of shit turns me on

nigga you sick

im all for licking a girls clean asshole

but hint of shit? you're disgusting.

>>40550785
>being this insecure
Dude, it's just eating pussy. It's great. You don't have to try to be an indomitable alpha about absolutely everything, you can easily eat pussy and still be fucking dominant in bed

>>40550748
>ITT: Male prudes who's about to get cheated on because of boring sex lives.
yeah because licking a gash is so exciting... go away little virgin

>>40552151
this. I'd much rather play CoD than lick between some whore's legs

>>40551873
This
I'm super dominant and my girl loves it but sometimes I crave to suck on her wet cunt
If you don't look like a bitch doing it you're still dominant

>>40548094
Make them feel needed by worshipping the cock.

>>40551654
google "smegma"

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There are 3 types of people posting in this thread

>closet homos who are interested in a womans shithole when there is a literally perfectly functioning vagina next to it

>beta nu-male small penis homos who are so dramatically desperate for women they go to low quality sources like tinder to have sex with disgusting whores

>degenerate hedonist subhumans who enjoy being another brad that stacey lets pump and dump her

you all are pathetic

>>40548120
>eating some random ho's beat-up pussy
FUCK NO SON

Pussyeating is for faithful gfs ONLY

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>>40550062

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>>40549789
I cringed visibly

>>40552393
So which one are you?

reminder to filter tripfag posts and do not reply to them

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>>40552486
upset cause I insulted your really fucking gay ass eating habit?

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When your fitfu ff gets back from the gym and you eat that bitch out before she showers

>>40552455
Nothing I said was wrong. Obviously the chad shit was ironic memery.

>>40552646
HNNNG
Followed by a primal violent fucking
Amirite?

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>>40548972
>Id say my ability to go down on a girl is my biggest talent in bed

>>40549465
t. Virgin

Every pussy smells funky as fuck if she hasn't showered directly beforehand or doesn't apply Chilly

>>40548075
musk?

>>40548919
Brappptt
;)

>>40552692
I've fucked 8 girls and all but one of their pussies had a very weak metallic taste but were otherwise bland. the other tasted like sweat and stale piss but it turned me on even more.

If you don't eat pussy you're a fucking virgin. End of discussion, there is no argument. Why is this thread a thing?

>>40552731
I absolutely love the funkness if it's my gf, makes me want to dive in face first. I dislike it when it comes to normal girls though

>>40548075
It doesn't taste like any of that its sweet sometimes kinda fruity does yo bitch not clean her self

>>40552968
I dont have a gf, this is all hypothetical atm

>>40549046
I don't know any females who do that. I hope the ones who do are removed from the gene pool.

Why are so many troll /adv/ threads getting posted on /fit/? Is it the same person? Are there other boards involved?

In all factual reality, sex is disgusting.

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>>40548100

>>40548034
Being Chad is about getting women into your bed, what you do afterwards doesn't matter for your Chadness. You might get a bad rep though if you fish too much in the same waters.

>>40548075
those are the best bits baka lad

>>40549999

>>40548259
lol I can imagine you saving gay porn on your computer giggling to yourself
'hehe this will get him good'

>>40549129
Making them moan so loud they have to cover their face with a pillow is dominating them for sure

Can you imagine how dominated you'd feel if you started moaning and twisting when a girl went down on you? You don't.

i ate pussy one time and i was diving into it licking all over mainly the clit but it tasted ok didn't have a taste which was good and it made her pussy warmer and alot wetter when i slid my dick in after

>>40548034
real chads don't need to munch carpet.
Your wanting to be lazy is a sign of being an unfit fatass tho.

I dont what your guys problem is. When I see a nice ass/pussy I just want to dive my face straight into it. I want to drown in her pussy/ass. I want her to spend all day just sitting on my face. Maybe you guys should consider homosexuality