You get to decide the rules of your gym. Other than the obvious

>Don't fucking workout inside someone's bar path
fucking this

assholes keep doing this to me during heavy squats to take weights from the back of the rack. those are my plates reeeeee

>>40547445
For every pl8 you have to lose an item of lower clothing

>>40547445
>anyone who browses /fit/ automatically not allowed
that's it, that's the one rule

>>40547445
whats wrong with circuits faggot

>>40547445
> no deadlifts
Don't want people coming to sue my gym for spine degeneration
> no speaker music
Headphone music is preferable to top 40
> Free chalk, squat pads and all handle accessories
> A good on site cafe

>no old people
>only qt3.14s

>>40547517
This unironically, i would have a one for one sort policy where if you want to sign up you need to find a girl to sign up too. Makes the gym dynamic a lot nicer.

>>40547509
>squat pads

You spelled pussy pads wrong

>no manlets
>nobody under the age of 21
>no roid faggots
>anybody who wears stringer tops is banned
>nude optional
>no women

>>40547445
I would have a mandatory introdutory training program where you have to start with an exclusively legs strength routine of squats, leg extensions/ curls and calf raises before moving on to unlocking upper body exercises.

Would ensure only balanced physiques and serve to wittle out all the curl bros.

>>40547527
>grills in the gym

I'm literally gonna open a mens only gym when I have the capital

>>40547545
>anybody who wears stringer tops is banned
> nude optional

>>40547546
I've always thought an XP style of gyming would be addictive - you earn points through ratings, form and weights, ratings including gym etiquette - then you can spend these points on new exercises, equipment or spots and snacks.

Maybe have a blood echoes system where if you fail a few sets if you come back the following week and do it all to perfection you get the points you would have had.

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>>40547445
>no niggers
>no spics
>no pajeets
>no fatties
>no dyels
>no fags
>no women with cup size less than E
>no women with less than a bachelor's degree
>no brunette women
>no women with acne
>no women who wear makeup to the gym
>no women who attention whore on facebook/instagram
>no conservative clothing on women
>no liberals
>no niggers
>no poors
>no manlets
>men must have a BPEL 7" dick or bigger will be measured on application
>no cardio
It would be a dream come true.

>>40547546
rippletits pls gtfo

>>40547445
1. everyone must be naked
2. no fatties
3. wipe your ass before you lift

>>40547589
>also no acne for men, and watch all the frauds rage at the door.

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>>40547589 here
I forgot
>no jews

>>40547445
>>40547455
some dyel gym employee walked under my OHP once and almost took lmao 1.5plaet to the skull

idk where they find these retards

>>40547628
> OHP
> plaet
Where do they find people who can't type hop and plate? Idk

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>>40547455
agreed. number 1 rule imo, there's always a little pajeet who sneaks under the bar WHILE i'm squatting to do pushups.

>>40547557
(its gonna have a safe shooting-up room with clean needles)

>>40547585
>have to start on a legs routine
>squat, deadlift, calf raises, leg press
>must get to 1.5pl8 squat or 4pl8 leg press and 2pl8 deadlift to unlock upper body
>must get to 2pl8 squat or 5pl8 leg press, 3pl8 deadlift and 1.5pl8 bench to unlock machines

I'm not going to break a pr every session

I'm not new

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>>40547445
>no women
>no roiders
>no shitskins
All problems solved

>>40547589
>only fat women

Really?

>no non-Aryans

we NSDAP now

>>40547509
>no speaker music
This is stupid.
>Squat pads
Ah I see, you're retarded.

>>40547445
Probably keep everyone on machines for the first two years until they have a good base fitness so they wont injure themselves and then you graduate to free weights.

There can be a fun hierarchy like maybe the different groups have different gym shorts and can bully the others like wearing their yellow shorts in the changing rooms in front of them or flexing as they walk past the weights room window but the other guys will be like "they're mean haha, but i will promise to be there one day"

>>40547505
everything

>>40547589
>out of business

>>40547789
Rule#4 retard.

most of the problems in my gym are related to lack of space, lack of the right equipment (only one flat bench press), bullshit equipment like a pull-up assist machine, and stupid "personal trainers". I have no issue with the clients in general.

>>40547884
t.dyel faggot

>>40547945
lolwut

must be a triggered "personal trainer"

>>40547847
>no jews
Sorry bro.

>>40547546
>ensure balanced physique by creating physique imbalances

really made me think

>>40547966
> curlbro thinking

See im already balancing you out

>>40548064
jokes on you i deadlift ~300lbs more than i bench

>>40548091
But i bet you can curl ~300lbs more than you can dead

>Just be cool to each other

Why do you guys have so many rules?

>>40547445

>no single people allowed

single people are usually the creepy/slutty variety.

>>40547835
did you ever do martial arts man? Sometimes (one a week or so, depending on your preferences) you just have to do circuits man.

>>40547728
Fuck off, rippletits.

>>40547605
Horribly underrated

>>40547445
>loud music only
Fucking why? It's not a club, loud shit music in the gym is fucking annoying.

The space between a man and the mirror is inviolate
You cross between someone working out and the mirror, you go fucking home.

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>>40548746

>>40547505
I didn't mean circuits themselves so much as the dumbasses who do them and take up 10 pieces of equipment at once.

>>40548760
Looks like someone forgot to grease the manlet pit again

>>40548271
No.

Circuit is mixing up cardio and lifting in a retarded random way. Just train them separately that way you have control on what to improve. Or just go and practice fighting.

>>40547589

What the fuck is BPEL.

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>>40547445
>no clothes
>no women
>no homo

>>40547728
How do you get leg press before machines?

>>40547445
>>If you're offered to work in, and say no, or don't ask at all, you forfeit the right to get salty when the user takes a while

And stop fucking loitering.

>>Don't fucking workout inside someone's bar path

Jesus fuck, imma gonna drop an OHP on the next manlet who walks under it.

>>40549327
Bone Pressed Erected Length

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The only rules I actually care about:
>Swipe your sweat off machines
>If you smell like shit, use deodorant
>Don't get in the way of somebody mid-set
>Don't use a bench or machine for 20 minutes and spend most of the time of your phone
>Fuck off grannies