"When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning

>>40543521
>~288g protons
>~3360 calories

Yeah 4 dozen eggs a day will for sure make you larger.

>>40543521
>1 egg
>>Calories 71.5
>>From Carbohydrate 1.6
>>From Fat 44.7
>>From Protein 25.2

>60 eggs
>>Calories 4290
>>From Carbohydrate 96
>>From Fat 2682
>>From Protein 1512

fuark yeah

>>40543578
And that's just breakfast...

Why the fuck is Gaston so fucking perfect?

>>40543578
Damn. I'm going to start replacing the water in my proton shake with eggs.

Hes flexible, agile and has a superb singing voice.

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obligatory

>be nerdy qt trap in French provincial village
>have a really bad night at local tavern
>local hero brings me to his house to rest
>wake up the next morning, he's already made breakfast
>notprojectingdysmorphia.book
>hands me a huge bowl of eggs
>like 4 fucking dozen
>"you don't have to tell me what happened but you do have to eat these"

Bargemode best mode