what do you do to fuck with new guys at the gym? >tell them

I tell them dropping weights from lockout increases testosterone because loud noises are a natural stimulus of the hunter instinct.

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jump out from under a bench when they're overhead pressing and scare them

tell them rest days are necessary
> tfw they think they are fucking with the new guys by saying rest days are a myth
> tfw dyels outlift them within 3 months

>>40540772
Tell them leg days are a myth

Tell them youre not supposed to count the weight of the bar

>>40541818
clever girl

>Cheat meals dont matter bro