>be me >read about swole left on /fit/ >decide that

*BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP*

>>40536525
I use my gym as a place of peace where i don't need to think about anything outside that building.

Please dont bring politics into the only safe space i have

bait.

Eleni be mine ;_;

>>40536525
You can't be lefty and listen to metal, sorry

Das bait

Also, metal is trash

*HNNNNNNGGGG*
>slight turd protuberates from anus through leggings
*HHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG*
>turd pushes against leggings, forming a slight but erotic tent
*HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG*
>turd pushes even further
>something has to give, it's either gonna be the turd or the leggings
*HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGG*
-Omg Anon, I think I'm having a type 2 on the Bristol scale, it's lumpy and sausage like. I feel slightly constipated but I think I can push it out through my leggings.
*takes big breath*
*HHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG*
>turd won't budge, the tensile strength of the leggings won't allow it to push any further
*HHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG*
>turd refuses to go any further
*exhales*
>turd painfully retracts into anus
-Omg anon, it went back in. I think I'm gonna need your help to get this one out. Can you spot me :^)
*winks and farts*
>BRRRAP

>>40536561
Don't know why she quit to be a hipster photographer

>>40536525
You kill yourself

In commie heaven there are the gyms you seek

>>40536619
>protuberates

that's not a word, guy

>>40536619
good post

>>40536525
Try not being a whiny little bitch?

*Deep grumbling and moaning while the most evil and disgusting spirits fester in the catacombs of her bowels, far down to the core of her soul where the most repulsive and pungent demons dwell, a portal opens very briefly and they escape into the outside world to punish and terrorize the nostrils of men*

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPFFFPFF* Teehee, oopsie.

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>>40536619
>I'm having a type 2 on the Bristol scale, it's lumpy and sausage like.

>>40536525

>I should be allowed to break common sense rules and norms of basic civility, because muh politics

> I'm a butthurt millennial who thinks businesses are required by the First Amendment to let me say whatever I want on their premises.

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>>40536619
kek

>>40536538
/THREAD
/LIFE

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>>40537899
>protuberates
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/protuberates

>>40536525
> I should be allowed to yell "FUCK" at the top of my lungs for no reason in the middle of the gym

You're a fucking retard.