>get into lifting >open doors with reverse grip now What

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>get into lifting
>do something with one hand
>have to do the same with the other to avoid muscle imbalance
>everybody thinks I'm autistic

>get into lifting
>invite bulls from craigslist and from the locker room to fuck my gf while I watch

>be into lifting
>get new job where I'm occasionally in a warehouse
>pack, lift, and move big boxes
>use perfect form and practice my squat and deadlift while working

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>get into lifting
>get a job as a forklift

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>>40527597

>>40527608

same
> switched to sumo deadlift last year
> no everyone lol at me when i sumolift boxes

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>>40527374

>get into lifting
>feel a desire to do pull ups on every bar or ledge that would allow it

>>40527374
I do this too.

Also;
>get into lifting
>accidentally shake every bottle like coke or water in between sips

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>get into lifting
>start fapping to traps

>>40527701
>40527701
Took me too long to realize those eyes werent hair buns (am i gay)

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>get into lifting
>start to feel atracted to men

>>40527608
Who doesn't do this

I pick up pens with deadlift form

>>40527374
>after lifting
>ch3ck myaelf out in every reflection or car window

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>get into lifting
>become just a lucky guy

>get into lifting
>wish every girl I seen had my ass

>get into lifting
>try to imagine what it would feel like as a girl getting tossed around and fucked by me when I get more shredded (as motivation)
>accidentally be thinking about getting fucked by jeff seid
>realize boner (probably just because of the extra nitrates in preworkout)

>get into lifting
>suffer from angina now

>get into lifting
>start to wonder what my life would be like if I was happy

>get into lifting
>become attracted to guys

why