Who would win in a fight Big Lenny or Jason Blaha? https://

I honestly think Lenny would win.

>The two biggest delusional liars on the internet

They both look at each other and awkwardly mumble before going onto their respective youtube channel and talking about how they beat the piss out of the other

>>40521871
If Lenny could somehow get a takedown, he should be able to win just by crushing Blowhole with his weight.

>>40521937
when has lenny ever lied
>>40521952
lenny could crack blahas skull with his rock hard abs

>>40521871
who operator here

>>40521871
Big P can take them both

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>>40521871
I want to see big Lenny pin down and brutally rape Jason Blaha

>>40521871
lenny would butt fuck blaha like the black hooker tranny's he does everynight

>>40521871
Assuming no guns, Lenny would destroy Blaha.

Gotta give this one to my boy Hemingway. Lenny looks like a strong fella, but he didn't see what we saw over in the sandbox. The shit we saw changes a man, makes it so you don't know what he's capable of.

>>40522146
his face twitching is rediculous, man.
he has tourette's, I'm guessing?

>>40521871

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5Tl-J8VXpQ

>>40521871
Our coach used to do snatch and grabs during the Clinton years, is an expert in multiple martial arts, was a top mercenary in his prime and list goes on. Big lenny on the other hand is a closed faggot who's into bodybuilding, trannies and other gay shit. I think the answer is clear, son!

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Our boy Hemingway would has more muscle mass than any natty on earth. He trained at the farm at Langley. He can deadlift 600lbs, you think he can't kill a man with his bare hands?

>>40523006
The "kill someone with my bare hands" brag is always the dumbest thing I can hear someone make.

I can kill someone with my bare hands. Hell, the twiggiest dyel on the planet can kill someone with their bare hands. All you have to do is apply some pressure to the windpipe or lymph nodes and there you go.

But yeah, Lenny would totally win, then dress Blaha up like one of his trannies and fuck him. The man can tank tasers no problem.

>>40522146
>>40522465
id unironically fap to this

>>40522541
Idk about him, but I do have tourettes and when he starts twitching I start twitching too

>>40523111
trips of truth

lenny can get tasered and not go down you think he wouldnt straight up rape bloho

>>40521871
Honestly, I think nowadays Blaha rips him a new ass. Big Lenny is not looking very healthy and Blaha has normal human being mobility. That is if Blaha is not hiding some serious injury and that's why he doesn't squat anymore.

can somebody enlighten me on the Blaha hate, I'm new to /fit/ and fitness in general and I've watched a couple of his videos and I've been doing ICF 5x5 and he seems like a pretty knowledgeable guy about nutrition/health/lifting

>>40523774
Pretty sure he got injured and stopped squatting


As well as him being wheelchair bound and legit obese now no meme

He has gained like 25kgs of pure fat

>>40523774
Blaha doesn't squat anymore because he's a lazy obese drug-addict asshole who doesn't even like lifting.

He still deadlifts occasionally because it was by far his best lift and it makes him feel good about himself and like he's still in any way competitive.

>>40523796
He gives pretty decent advice and ICF 5x5 is great.

The thing is Blaha lied a lot about his past and other shit to get views and when people find out, some authistic internet bullies helped by people on the fitness scam industry decided to harass him.

Nowadays the guy stopped spouting lies and he just makes normal advice videos so I'm ok with him.

>>40523805
>drug-addict
I agree with everything you said but is there proof of this part or are you just reading into things?

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>>40521871
Blaha would be assimilated.

>>40523839
> he gives pretty decent advice

People always say this as if it somehow justifies / negates the fact he's a delusional, lying, fat piece of shit. No, he doesn't 'give pretty decent advice,' he blindly regurgitates things he googles without any understanding of the mechanism or context, and then does some backwoods cousin-fucking extrapolation on that 'data' to make ridiculous claims like you only need to do one set of deadlift once a week.

Fuck he makes me mad.

>>40523839
Except he doesn't give good advice and has the same intelligence levels as a 6th grader

>>40523839
hi jason

Big Lenny would destroy that cookie cutter porno addict.

>>40521871
Blaha has killed before and there is no doubt that he would do it again. He trained at the farm at langley

>>40524862
Come on now, do you really think Jason can type half as coherently as that? Although maybe he got someone else to interpret his ramblings and type for him?

>>40522541
it is from years and years of phenibut, caffiene, DMAA and other stim abuse

>>40521871
Lenny is like 6'9" 350 lbs.
Jason is like 6'3" 220 lbs.
I know it's not 100% but I'm closeish.

>>40521871
Blaha, Lenny is the exact opposite of limber

>>40527411
>Jason is like 6'3" 220 lbs.

lmao jason is like 5'6

>>40523990
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>40527781
Srsly?? Jesus.

>>40521918
This, Blaha is a cookie cutter porn addict

Lenny hands down. Blaha is out of breath by just talking while sitting down.

Lenny is an unhealthy bloated blob who looks like his organs could start failing at any minute but something is still scary as fuck about him, like he could have this retard strength out of nowhere. Just imagine him looming over you in some back alley with those yellow eyes and twitching face and those peeled back unnaturally white teeth....horrifying stuff

This

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>>40523990
GOLEM GET YE GONE
Also Lenny would win, he is afraid of fucking nothing and will puke in M'bois face.
He also takes fucking Tasers, and has trained himself thorugh sheer determination into the golem we love.
Blaha will also be dead meat if he dares to insult christina brocolini.

>>40523841
Blaha is open about his steroid usage.

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>>40527877
Nah, bruh. He's huge IRL.

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>>40529205
People call him "The Monster"

>>40529792
>>40529205

what a fat fuck

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>>40531102
Has he gained weight? Yes. Has he gained fat? No.

>>40523990
Golem get ye gone

>>40532181
Blaha must be a genius then

Gained 20kgs of pure muscle while doing 9 total sets a week

Truly a monster

>>40521871
https://youtu.be/KMAPwbzmMX0
Blahino has no chance against the beast of del ray

>>40533915
Wtf lenny has a spiritual connection to a 12 year old

>>40529792
Truly a monster

Blaha is a straight up liar and a conman, Big Lenny actually believes what he says. I'd put my money on Lenny

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>>40535063
Blaha is also the a complete coward. He's the epitome of a keyboard warrior. He loves sit in his safe space and talk tough into a camera, but he's clearly deathly afraid of any sort of confrontation. Besides from lacking the skill and physical capability to fight, he's as bitch made as it gets.