So, why don't you have a girlfriend that is a reverse

>So, why don't you have a girlfriend?

Lets climb the hill before we try the mountain.

>>40511377
fpbp

>>40511377
So, why don't you have a friend?

Climb the hill? Let's try to climb the staircase first.

>>40511393
I'm not gay, you fucking homo.

>>40511367
Cause she's not real ;-;

>>40511367
because all the qt skinny girls are fookin TAKEN m8 :' (

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>>40511419
>are fookin TAKEN
And this stops you why?

>>40511431
oh it doesn't, but it's a lot easier when they're single...and you don't work with that would become her ex boyfriend

meanwhile im fending off the lard bucket ham whales so it's all very exhausting

>>40511367
My sister scares them away.

>>40511367
No such creature

>>40511444
I bet you are a DYEL with that attitude of yours. I never said that before but you are never going to make it, bruh.

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>>40511457
>No such creature
Just accept 2D as reality and you got her right here.

>>40511460
>>40511460
haha i am a DYEL, and guess what? girls dont give a fuck if you're cute and don't breath through your mouth

I bet you have a shitty job and suck with women

b-b-but im HUGE why aren't they all over me??

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>>40511575
>he fell for the 3D meme

>>40511585
dude no wonder you can't get girls, do you show them shit like this?

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>>40511367
All women are gains goblins
I've been single for 7 months now, noticed I'm finally getting juucier. Gains will continue until I get another gf

>>40511367
Lets take first step first so,
>why?

>>40511626
AHAHAHAHA

>>40511626
i cant even respond to this