>you wake up with this alpha male sitting on your bed pointing

Wake his girlfriend up and tell her to get out of my house

>>40506706
/thread

>>40506706
>girlfriend
>her

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>>40506706
your a funny guy anon

> the katana i had thrown into a decaying orbit around earth exactly 23 1/4 hours earlier comes crashing through the roof and impales him.

> pull off my mask and I'm Layne Norton

hehhh .. guess all that folded steel didn't fit your macros, bloho.

> in one swift motion pull the katana out of his body and cut his head off before his body slumps the floor.

>>40506696
Suck his gun. And by 'gun' I mean 'cock'.

>>40506696
PLEASE TAKE ALL MY MONEY

BUT YOUR WIFE'S CAT HOARDING IS OUT OF CONTROL

>>40506696
>pic not related

>>40506696

I have a sleigh bed, so I don't think this midget would be able to climb up onto my bed

>>40506696
Left eye dominant, right handed, must suck to be that fool

I would tell him to get the fuck outta my house before I jam his pistol up his ads & pull the trigger 'til it goes click

>>40506696
Cum on a picture of his wife

>>40506696
Ask him why he's using his experience as an operator for-hire in South America to perform a snatch-and-grab on me. Apologize for being within 1000 yards of him and threatening his family.

https://youtu.be/SnWmAcH21o4

Let him pull the trigger so I can finally be free from the agony that courses through my veins as I write this shitty post.

>>40507571
This is the gun nut version of
>Teleports behind you

>>40506696
Take him out then call the cops and be a hero for taking down Texas' biggest pedophile.

>>40506696
Use my secret operator experience to snatch the gun from his hands faster than he can react, then ransom him to my black-ops CIA connection for betraying their secrets.

>>40507201
10/10

That's our boy Hemmingway!

>>40507201
>it was a hologram
*chuckles*
You didn't think it would be that easy, did you?

>>40506696
Call him a nig nog.

>>40506696
>Even if you kill me, you will get life in prison. So I win

congratulate him on being infertile

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say blahaha

>>40507896
>gun nut
Faggot

That said, youre correct. If someone has the drop on you, a gun isnt going to save you unless hes a nigger who doesnt understand how to use a firearm correctly.

>>40506696
>what are you gonna do, shoot me?

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>>40506696
"Hah, fool. You will never get away with this, you shall be imprisoned. There's only one man who is able to get away with such a crime.

>pic related

>>40509658
>surrounded by burly black men
>free accommodation, free food, gets to leech off the taxpayer for the rest of his life

Sounds like Blahas idea of heaven

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>>40506696
>Teleports behind him
Nothing personal kid

>>40506696
Thank our coach for choosing to live in poverty so he could make informative content all day long instead of working a normal job. Flip it in, coach!

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>>40509658